2007 THREAD OF THE YR: My Cat Is Murdered (hilarity ensues)

[BuBBa DRiFT]

there was a wet rug in there as well. but honestly, how many people would instantly think that that was a cat and not a rug, a rug that was soaking wet that you just put into the dryer. its an understandable mistake.

[Tasuki_Civic]

there was a wet rug in there as well. but honestly, how many people would instantly think that that was a cat and not a rug, a rug that was soaking wet that you just put into the dryer. its an understandable mistake.

i dunno about understandable mistake.

what kind of rug was it? it had to be a really heavy one.

[ShooterMcGavin]

there was a wet rug in there as well. but honestly, how many people would instantly think that that was a cat and not a rug, a rug that was soaking wet that you just put into the dryer. its an understandable mistake.

how many wet rugs do y'all regularly dry that SCREECHES like a fucking banshee? and if u tell me that cat didn't make any noise, well then ur just a liar

[Kyle]

how many wet rugs do y'all regularly dry that SCREECHES like a fucking banshee? and if u tell me that cat didn't make any noise, well then ur just a liar

+2.

[BTLFED]

how many wet rugs do y'all regularly dry that SCREECHES like a fucking banshee? and if u tell me that cat didn't make any noise, well then ur just a liar

That's what I'm saying!

[Sammich]

there was a wet rug in there as well. but honestly, how many people would instantly think that that was a cat and not a rug, a rug that was soaking wet that you just put into the dryer. its an understandable mistake.

now if that aint some bullshit for your ass i don't know what is. a beat rug and a beat cat has two different distinct sounds, the rug sounds hollow, the cat sounds solid *pap pap pap* sounds different then * bang bang bang*