2007 THREAD OF THE YR: My Cat Is Murdered (hilarity ensues)

[Sammich]

i'm getting sick of these cats in my motherfucking dryer

[Ed]

lolz @ sam. l. jackson

[ISAtlanta300]

.......And the cats in the dryer and the silver spoon
Little boy blue and the man in the moon......

[quickdodge®]

If they didn't have an electric dryer. Later, QD.

[Tasuki_Civic]

you know whats crazy about it .....is that i told my parents about this little story and they both chuckled at it. my dad said the husband should have banned her from doing the laundry in the first place.

they both thought it was crazy that his parents didnt stop to look to see wtf was in dryer to thump like that. you know it thumped when she turned it on and she hadnt walked away yet.

poor cat

[Sammich]

baby turn around *cat jumps in* ...turn that dryer on and hear the cat body go thump thump thump

[ahmonrah]

kitty jerky, an ALFANO ORIGINAL TREAT!!!

[cactusEG]

After taking a nap, I woke up to my mom screaming bloody murder. I thought she hurt herself so I immediatly ran to her and asked her if she was OK. I asked her whats wrong, and all she could do was point to the laundry room. I fear the worst, only to find out that when I approach the dryer, my worst fear has emerged. My cat Sophie, a year in a half, calico cat, who we rescued from a broken down home, was dead in the dryer. She must have jumped in between my mom grabbing the rugs from the other side of the house. There was a huge wet rug, so when my mom heard the thumping, she ignored it. This whole situation is terrible, because my father always states for her to check the dryer before she turns it on for the cats. Always. And she always does it. The one time she doesnt, this horrific accident has to happen. She keeps beating herself up because it was technically her fault, but it could happen to any one of us. I feel terrible because she is bringing the weight of the whole situation on herself. She keeps bringing up the sound of the thumping and how she heard it, and now that she knows what it really was, she goes into a meltdown. Im not asking for your pity or anything, I'm asking this for my mom, for your thoughts and/or prayers for her to help get through this. That cat was like a child to her, we just lost our 10 year old cat Jonathan, as well as losing her 43 year old brother John. Sophie was a kind of new hope for my mom, something she can show affection to to help her get over the recent deaths. My mom, and even my dad show so much affection to our pets. So please, say a prayer, or a kind word for my mother and this horrible incident. Thank you.

damn that crazy, what a way to go

[BuBBa DRiFT]

LMFAO at this thread, i know i shouldnt laugh, but every single post in here is amazing

[Ed]

DISCLAIMER: NO CATS WERE INJURED ON THE TAKING OF THE ABOVE PICTURE.

[Sammich]

LIRL!!!!!!

[BTLFED]

LMFAO at this thread, i know i shouldnt laugh, but every single post in here is amazing

So does cat taste like chicken? I mean, I figured you had to have ate the cat after cooking it.

[cactusEG]

So does cat taste like chicken? I mean, I figured you had to have ate the cat after cooking it.

is he asian??

[ahmonrah]

not that i know of.... but mama-san was hungry and wanted to play it off!!!!

[Benefit]

how can you not instantly hear thumping and still walk away

[HeLLo iM iZzY]

Let the thread die allready !

[Tasuki_Civic]

you know whats crazy about it .....is that i told my parents about this little story and they both chuckled at it. my dad said the husband should have banned her from doing the laundry in the first place.

they both thought it was crazy that his parents didnt stop to look to see wtf was in dryer to thump like that. you know it thumped when she turned it on and she hadnt walked away yet.

poor cat

how can you not instantly hear thumping and still walk away

[_Christian_]

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[BuBBa DRiFT]

there was a wet rug in there as well. but honestly, how many people would instantly think that that was a cat and not a rug, a rug that was soaking wet that you just put into the dryer. its an understandable mistake.

[Tasuki_Civic]

there was a wet rug in there as well. but honestly, how many people would instantly think that that was a cat and not a rug, a rug that was soaking wet that you just put into the dryer. its an understandable mistake.

i dunno about understandable mistake.

what kind of rug was it? it had to be a really heavy one.

[ShooterMcGavin]

my question is, is that when your mom grabbed the cat out of the dryer did it shock her?

literally, static shock...

i lirl

[ShooterMcGavin]

i just want to thank all those who posted in my absence, i think it's time for another thread title update....

[ShooterMcGavin]

Let the thread die allready !

wtf? there's no such thing as too much of a good thing

[ShooterMcGavin]

there was a wet rug in there as well. but honestly, how many people would instantly think that that was a cat and not a rug, a rug that was soaking wet that you just put into the dryer. its an understandable mistake.

how many wet rugs do y'all regularly dry that SCREECHES like a fucking banshee? and if u tell me that cat didn't make any noise, well then ur just a liar

[Ed]

LOL at name change.

[Kyle]

how many wet rugs do y'all regularly dry that SCREECHES like a fucking banshee? and if u tell me that cat didn't make any noise, well then ur just a liar

+2.

[Mr_Mischif]

Let the thread die allready !

But there are no dryers on the internet to put it into.

[ISAtlanta300]

Let the thread die allready !

LOL too late. The cat is out of the bag.. errr.. Dryer....

[BTLFED]

how many wet rugs do y'all regularly dry that SCREECHES like a fucking banshee? and if u tell me that cat didn't make any noise, well then ur just a liar

That's what I'm saying!

[thinkfast®]

THIS SHIT IS STILL GOIN, LOL

[Ed]

THIS SHIT IS STILL GOIN, LOL

thread of the year homie...

[Sammich]

how can you not instantly hear thumping and still walk away

[Sport1.3]

not thread of the yr in the least

[Sammich]

there was a wet rug in there as well. but honestly, how many people would instantly think that that was a cat and not a rug, a rug that was soaking wet that you just put into the dryer. its an understandable mistake.

now if that aint some bullshit for your ass i don't know what is. a beat rug and a beat cat has two different distinct sounds, the rug sounds hollow, the cat sounds solid *pap pap pap* sounds different then * bang bang bang*

[ShooterMcGavin]

thread of the year homie...

repost slut

[ShooterMcGavin]

not thread of the yr in the least

only cuz u just posted in it...

[sullen]

lol that sucks. but its so funny.

[Ed]

sorry wayne!

[Sammich]

my question is, is that when your mom grabbed the cat out of the dryer did it shock her?

literally, static shock...

i can't believe i missed that lol

[Sport1.3]

only cuz u just posted in it...

Nah i got in like page 2-3 or something.....this thread is dead homie.....ppl are just trying too hard now