Them:We're changing the fighter.

Me:"Oh, bleep me, your lady friend got a voice? And who might you be changing him to sweetheart?"

Them: "You won't know him, but he's Brazilian."

Me: "Brazilian? I don't care if he's Muhammed "I'm Hard" Bruce Lee, you can't change fighters."

Them: "Look, you've still got your fight."

Me: No. I lose all bets($100) at the bookies. You can't change fighters at the last minute. So, no, I don't have my fight, do I, you bleeping prat?

Them: You can take bets at the fight."

Me: "Put a lead on her, QD, before she gets bitten. And you don't want to get bitten, now, do you sweetheart."