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    Default Mallory is a fake.....

    ...virgin that is. Atleast now she is. :idb:

    So last night Mallory, B, Ed (Yslbtt) came over and we were drinking and Ed and her dipped out for a few and me and B were like hmmm, so we go upstairs and dumbass Ed didn't shut the door completely. Needless to say Mallory if she was a virgin isn't anymore.

    B got a pic on his phone but don't know how good it came out since it was really dark. Hopefully he can post it up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    ...virgin that is. Atleast now she is. :idb:

    So last night Mallory, B, Ed (Yslbtt) came over and we were drinking and Ed and her dipped out for a few and me and B were like hmmm, so we go upstairs and dumbass Ed didn't shut the door completely. Needless to say Mallory if she was a virgin isn't anymore.

    B got a pic on his phone but don't know how good it came out since it was really dark. Hopefully he can post it up.
    ahahahahaah....GET IT ED!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yousef
    ahahahahaah....GET IT ED!!!
    It was pretty funny.

    BTW, Ed has no rhythm and before ya'll say it was gay that me and B watched, it wasn't gay. Because we each had a beer in one hand....










    ...and our cocks in the other.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    It was pretty funny.

    BTW, Ed has no rhythm and before ya'll say it was gay that me and B watched, it wasn't gay. Because we each had a beer in one hand....










    ...and our cocks in the other.
    Your own hands, though. Right? Later, QD.
    FOR MORE INFO, CLICK THE PIC!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodge®
    Your own hands, though. Right? Later, QD.
    It was dark...but come to think of it...I don't have a ring on any of my fingers...

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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodge®
    Your own hands, though. Right? Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodge®
    Your own hands, though. Right? Later, QD.
    Ahahahaha... beat me too it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    It was pretty funny.

    BTW, Ed has no rhythm it was gay that me and B watched, it really was gay. Because we each had a beer in one hand....










    ...and our cocks in each other.
    fixed
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    Quote Originally Posted by Leadfoot_mf
    fixed
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    Damn.

































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    Matt, Will told me that you act gay sometimes.. i now know that hes telling the truth
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    ugh, this is the best picture that I have. Weak, I knew I shouldn't have tried to run in and snap a pic.
    Attached Thumbnails Attached Thumbnails -dscn0376-jpg  

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    ugh, this is the best picture that I have. Weak, I knew I shouldn't have tried to run in and snap a pic.

    Yea........I knew I should have resized that. But atleast you can see Ed's ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    ugh, this is the best picture that I have. Weak, I knew I shouldn't have tried to run in and snap a pic.

    lol that is a pic of absolutely nothing
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sport20
    lol that is a pic of absolutely nothing
    It was like we weren't getting good pictures from outside the door through the crack so we decided one of us just needed to run in and take one, we rock paper scissored for it and I lost, so I had to do it. And I suck with a camera. That is why I'm saying hopefully the camera phone comes out better.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    It was like we weren't getting good pictures from outside the door through the crack so we decided one of us just needed to run in and take one, we rock paper scissored for it and I lost, so I had to do it. And I suck with a camera. That is why I'm saying hopefully the camera phone comes out better.

    Did you run in shouting "IM HERE FOR THE GANGBANG"..swinging your shit like a helicopter?
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    Classic!! lol


    in for pics
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    Oh man. Daddy is not going to be happy unless it was video taped.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSnail
    Oh man. Daddy is not going to be happy unless it was video taped.
    i hope it was.....its another classic IA sex video!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yousef
    i hope it was.....its another classic IA sex video!
    as Ed's publicist
    this will be very good for Ed's image amongst young teenagers, we need to "accidently" publicize this video
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yousef
    i hope it was.....its another classic IA sex video!
    when i hit it, there will be a tape...
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    is she good looking or just do-able?
    you shoulda invited me over if juicy IA drama was goin on!
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    I was gonna come, but B told me it wasn't worth it. LIES!!!!!!!!
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    Im more supprised HalfBaked wasnt the first to clap balls. You're loosing your touch Matt, you're loosing your touch... I even bet $100 on you...
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSnail
    Im more supprised HalfBaked wasnt the first to clap balls. You're loosing your touch Matt, you're loosing your touch... I even bet $100 on you...
    I was spitting game ya know working my thing, and then bam she was gone. I was like damn Ed you cockblocker.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    I was spitting game ya know working my thing, and then bam she was gone. I was like damn Ed you cockblocker.

    Fair enough.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSnail
    Im more supprised HalfBaked wasnt the first to clap balls. You're loosing your touch Matt, you're loosing your touch... I even bet $100 on you...
    he has embraced teh GAY..
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    we want a full pic matt

    COME ON
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    LOL
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    I think by "virgin" she meant that she was a virgin here on IA.com in terms of posting and shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruiner
    I think by "virgin" she meant that she was a virgin here on IA.com in terms of posting and shit.
    i think she's not even real
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    Quote Originally Posted by speedminded
    i think she's not even real
    I don't keep up with the drama on IA.com. I have my own, real woman back at home.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ruiner
    I think by "virgin" she meant that she was a virgin here on IA.com in terms of posting and shit.
    SHE IS GONNA BANG THE WHOLE FORUM? *runs to show gf pic's and ask her permission*
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    Bitches be telling lies son
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    This just in...

    this thread is 100% fake.. nice try Matt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maniac
    This just in...

    this thread is 100% fake.. nice try Matt.
    This thread is as fake as your greencard son.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    This thread is as fake as your greencard son.
    i have proof dog, "B" told me himself
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maniac
    i have proof dog, "B" told me himself
    LOL, I'm sure he did. Maybe he only said that to you because you'd bother him for the pictures all day long.

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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    What?
    ill continue to let this thread, go. i won't post the "proof". but remember, Mallory is mine. haha!
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