Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Nemesis
The lifespan of your average IA girl

Step 1: Join IA

Step 2: Post that you are interested in cars and create a welcome thread

Step 3: Watch as the many pathetic and virgin IA guys ehump the new girl.

Step 4: IA girl is woo'ed by another IA guy.

Step 5: IA girl dates IA guy.

Step 6: IA girl sleeps with IA guy on first date and gives sexual favors.

Step 7: IA girl dumps IA guy

Step 8: IA posts how upset she is over breakup.

Step 9: IA girl dates IA guy that consoles her on break up.

Step 10: IA girl sleeps with Mr. Nice IA guy

Step 11: IA girl takes preganancy test

Step 12: IA girl is preganant, and realizes that somewhere between steps 6 and 7 that other IA guys might be the father.

Step 13: IA girl professes love for Mr. Nice IA guy hoping that he will father that baby.

Step 14: Mr. Nice IA Guy looks down at penile area and finds warts.

Step 15: IA girl and Mr. Nice IA guy check into a clinic.

Step 16: Mr. Nice IA guy finds out IA girl has the HIV.

Step 17: IA girl dumps Mr. Nice IA guy.

Step 18: Repeat steps 2 forward.

Lmao... Guess I am just the female fuck up huh?? Shit... Why cant I fit into the STD infested, baby toting stereotype?? It's cuz I am fat huh? Fucking haters.