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  1. 04-23-2007, 10:08 AM #1
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    The lifespan of your average IA girl

    Step 1: Join IA

    Step 2: Post that you are interested in cars and create a welcome thread

    Step 3: Watch as the many pathetic and virgin IA guys ehump the new girl.

    Step 4: IA girl is woo'ed by another IA guy.

    Step 5: IA girl dates IA guy.

    Step 6: IA girl sleeps with IA guy on first date and gives sexual favors.

    Step 7: IA girl dumps IA guy

    Step 8: IA posts how upset she is over breakup.

    Step 9: IA girl dates IA guy that consoles her on break up.

    Step 10: IA girl sleeps with Mr. Nice IA guy

    Step 11: IA girl takes preganancy test

    Step 12: IA girl is preganant, and realizes that somewhere between steps 6 and 7 that other IA guys might be the father.

    Step 13: IA girl professes love for Mr. Nice IA guy hoping that he will father that baby.

    Step 14: Mr. Nice IA Guy looks down at penile area and finds warts.

    Step 15: IA girl and Mr. Nice IA guy check into a clinic.

    Step 16: Mr. Nice IA guy finds out IA girl has the HIV.

    Step 17: IA girl dumps Mr. Nice IA guy.

    Step 18: Repeat steps 2 forward.
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  2. 04-23-2007, 10:23 AM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Nemesis
    The lifespan of your average IA girl

    Step 1: Join IA

    Step 2: Post that you are interested in cars and create a welcome thread

    Step 3: Watch as the many pathetic and virgin IA guys ehump the new girl.

    Step 4: IA girl is woo'ed by another IA guy.

    Step 5: IA girl dates IA guy.

    Step 6: IA girl sleeps with IA guy on first date and gives sexual favors.

    Step 7: IA girl dumps IA guy

    Step 8: IA posts how upset she is over breakup.

    Step 9: IA girl dates IA guy that consoles her on break up.

    Step 10: IA girl sleeps with Mr. Nice IA guy

    Step 11: IA girl takes preganancy test

    Step 12: IA girl is preganant, and realizes that somewhere between steps 6 and 7 that other IA guys might be the father.

    Step 13: IA girl professes love for Mr. Nice IA guy hoping that he will father that baby.

    Step 14: Mr. Nice IA Guy looks down at penile area and finds warts.

    Step 15: IA girl and Mr. Nice IA guy check into a clinic.

    Step 16: Mr. Nice IA guy finds out IA girl has the HIV.

    Step 17: IA girl dumps Mr. Nice IA guy.

    Step 18: Repeat steps 2 forward.
    ahahahhahahahah i can't breathe ahahahhahahhahaha...
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  3. 04-23-2007, 11:15 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Nemesis
    The lifespan of your average IA girl

    Step 1: Join IA

    Step 2: Post that you are interested in cars and create a welcome thread

    Step 3: Watch as the many pathetic and virgin IA guys ehump the new girl.

    Step 4: IA girl is woo'ed by another IA guy.

    Step 5: IA girl dates IA guy.

    Step 6: IA girl sleeps with IA guy on first date and gives sexual favors.

    Step 7: IA girl dumps IA guy

    Step 8: IA posts how upset she is over breakup.

    Step 9: IA girl dates IA guy that consoles her on break up.

    Step 10: IA girl sleeps with Mr. Nice IA guy

    Step 11: IA girl takes preganancy test

    Step 12: IA girl is preganant, and realizes that somewhere between steps 6 and 7 that other IA guys might be the father.

    Step 13: IA girl professes love for Mr. Nice IA guy hoping that he will father that baby.

    Step 14: Mr. Nice IA Guy looks down at penile area and finds warts.

    Step 15: IA girl and Mr. Nice IA guy check into a clinic.

    Step 16: Mr. Nice IA guy finds out IA girl has the HIV.

    Step 17: IA girl dumps Mr. Nice IA guy.

    Step 18: Repeat steps 2 forward.

    Lmao... Guess I am just the female fuck up huh?? Shit... Why cant I fit into the STD infested, baby toting stereotype?? It's cuz I am fat huh? Fucking haters.

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  4. 04-23-2007, 11:27 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Nemesis
    The lifespan of your average IA girl

    Step 1: Join IA

    Step 2: Post that you are interested in cars and create a welcome thread

    Step 3: Watch as the many pathetic and virgin IA guys ehump the new girl.

    Step 4: IA girl is woo'ed by another IA guy.

    Step 5: IA girl dates IA guy.

    Step 6: IA girl sleeps with IA guy on first date and gives sexual favors.

    Step 7: IA girl dumps IA guy

    Step 8: IA posts how upset she is over breakup.

    Step 9: IA girl dates IA guy that consoles her on break up.

    Step 10: IA girl sleeps with Mr. Nice IA guy

    Step 11: IA girl takes preganancy test

    Step 12: IA girl is preganant, and realizes that somewhere between steps 6 and 7 that other IA guys might be the father.

    Step 13: IA girl professes love for Mr. Nice IA guy hoping that he will father that baby.

    Step 14: Mr. Nice IA Guy looks down at penile area and finds warts.

    Step 15: IA girl and Mr. Nice IA guy check into a clinic.

    Step 16: Mr. Nice IA guy finds out IA girl has the HIV.

    Step 17: IA girl dumps Mr. Nice IA guy.

    Step 18: Repeat steps 2 forward.
    lol.....wtf....I guess I'm still on Step 1...I skiped step 2 and went to 3....but I guess I know what's going to happen in the future

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  5. 04-23-2007, 12:51 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Nemesis
    The lifespan of your average IA girl

    Step 1: Join IA

    Step 2: Post that you are interested in cars and create a welcome thread

    Step 3: Watch as the many pathetic and virgin IA guys ehump the new girl.

    Step 4: IA girl is woo'ed by another IA guy.

    Step 5: IA girl dates IA guy.

    Step 6: IA girl sleeps with IA guy on first date and gives sexual favors.

    Step 7: IA girl dumps IA guy

    Step 8: IA posts how upset she is over breakup.

    Step 9: IA girl dates IA guy that consoles her on break up.

    Step 10: IA girl sleeps with Mr. Nice IA guy

    Step 11: IA girl takes preganancy test

    Step 12: IA girl is preganant, and realizes that somewhere between steps 6 and 7 that other IA guys might be the father.

    Step 13: IA girl professes love for Mr. Nice IA guy hoping that he will father that baby.

    Step 14: Mr. Nice IA Guy looks down at penile area and finds warts.

    Step 15: IA girl and Mr. Nice IA guy check into a clinic.

    Step 16: Mr. Nice IA guy finds out IA girl has the HIV.

    Step 17: IA girl dumps Mr. Nice IA guy.

    Step 18: Repeat steps 2 forward.
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