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  1. 04-23-2007, 09:48 AM #1
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    Default THE LIFESPAN OF YOUR AVERAGE IA MEMBER

    it seems to follow a similiar fate:

    step 1: joins IA

    step 2: gets confused and gets flamed

    step 3: if member can take a joke member stays...if not they cut themselves and weep in a dark corner of some desolate room

    step 4: post whores like there's no tomorrow

    step 5: decides IA is the best thing since bottled water

    step 6: stays for a few months...gets disgruntled over some e-bullshit...flames IA and it's members...vows NEVER to come back

    step 7: realizes that said person has no other friends and misses the e-company of fellow car lovers...posts back after a couple weeks/months/day in hope no notices their supposed hatred of IA

    step 8: the cycle repeats
    Val RIP
    Quote Originally Posted by Halfwit
    my only rule in life
    1: NEVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, DATE A GIRL OFF IA, OR TELL A GIRLFRIEND ABOUT IA.
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  2. 04-23-2007, 09:49 AM #2
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    Yousef is the only constant; he realizes that if everyone didn't make fun of him, nobody would talk to him.
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    .............. Ummm. sure
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maniac
    .............. Ummm. sure
    actually i am sure...
    Val RIP
    Quote Originally Posted by Halfwit
    my only rule in life
    1: NEVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, DATE A GIRL OFF IA, OR TELL A GIRLFRIEND ABOUT IA.
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    I've been at Step 4 since I got here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BA Panda
    I've been at Step 4 since I got here.
    "B" totally pwns you on Step 4.
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    Step 7 here. I hate you all, I just won't tell you that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran Kizama
    Step 7 here. I hate you all, I just won't tell you that.
    Why you hate us?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran Kizama
    Step 7 here. I hate you all, I just won't tell you that.


    I HATE YOU TOO!!!


    Val RIP
    Quote Originally Posted by Halfwit
    my only rule in life
    1: NEVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, DATE A GIRL OFF IA, OR TELL A GIRLFRIEND ABOUT IA.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Magius
    Why you hate us?
    Not enough funky butt lovin'. :idb:
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    this happens alot quicker with females..
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    The lifespan of your average IA girl

    Step 1: Join IA

    Step 2: Post that you are interested in cars and create a welcome thread

    Step 3: Watch as the many pathetic and virgin IA guys ehump the new girl.

    Step 4: IA girl is woo'ed by another IA guy.

    Step 5: IA girl dates IA guy.

    Step 6: IA girl sleeps with IA guy on first date and gives sexual favors.

    Step 7: IA girl dumps IA guy

    Step 8: IA posts how upset she is over breakup.

    Step 9: IA girl dates IA guy that consoles her on break up.

    Step 10: IA girl sleeps with Mr. Nice IA guy

    Step 11: IA girl takes preganancy test

    Step 12: IA girl is preganant, and realizes that somewhere between steps 6 and 7 that other IA guys might be the father.

    Step 13: IA girl professes love for Mr. Nice IA guy hoping that he will father that baby.

    Step 14: Mr. Nice IA Guy looks down at penile area and finds warts.

    Step 15: IA girl and Mr. Nice IA guy check into a clinic.

    Step 16: Mr. Nice IA guy finds out IA girl has the HIV.

    Step 17: IA girl dumps Mr. Nice IA guy.

    Step 18: Repeat steps 2 forward.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Nemesis
    The lifespan of your average IA girl

    Step 1: Join IA

    Step 2: Post that you are interested in cars and create a welcome thread

    Step 3: Watch as the many pathetic and virgin IA guys ehump the new girl.

    Step 4: IA girl is woo'ed by another IA guy.

    Step 5: IA girl dates IA guy.

    Step 6: IA girl sleeps with IA guy on first date and gives sexual favors.

    Step 7: IA girl dumps IA guy

    Step 8: IA posts how upset she is over breakup.

    Step 9: IA girl dates IA guy that consoles her on break up.

    Step 10: IA girl sleeps with Mr. Nice IA guy

    Step 11: IA girl takes preganancy test

    Step 12: IA girl is preganant, and realizes that somewhere between steps 6 and 7 that other IA guys might be the father.

    Step 13: IA girl professes love for Mr. Nice IA guy hoping that he will father that baby.

    Step 14: Mr. Nice IA Guy looks down at penile area and finds warts.

    Step 15: IA girl and Mr. Nice IA guy check into a clinic.

    Step 16: Mr. Nice IA guy finds out IA girl has the HIV.

    Step 17: IA girl dumps Mr. Nice IA guy.

    Step 18: Repeat steps 2 forward.
    ahahahhahahahah i can't breathe ahahahhahahhahaha...
    Val RIP
    Quote Originally Posted by Halfwit
    my only rule in life
    1: NEVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, DATE A GIRL OFF IA, OR TELL A GIRLFRIEND ABOUT IA.
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  14. 04-23-2007, 10:56 AM #14
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    Daaaaaamn.
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    horge, you get reps for that... that was so funny, but so true
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    yea thats pretty funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Nemesis
    The lifespan of your average IA girl

    Step 1: Join IA

    Step 2: Post that you are interested in cars and create a welcome thread

    Step 3: Watch as the many pathetic and virgin IA guys ehump the new girl.

    Step 4: IA girl is woo'ed by another IA guy.

    Step 5: IA girl dates IA guy.

    Step 6: IA girl sleeps with IA guy on first date and gives sexual favors.

    Step 7: IA girl dumps IA guy

    Step 8: IA posts how upset she is over breakup.

    Step 9: IA girl dates IA guy that consoles her on break up.

    Step 10: IA girl sleeps with Mr. Nice IA guy

    Step 11: IA girl takes preganancy test

    Step 12: IA girl is preganant, and realizes that somewhere between steps 6 and 7 that other IA guys might be the father.

    Step 13: IA girl professes love for Mr. Nice IA guy hoping that he will father that baby.

    Step 14: Mr. Nice IA Guy looks down at penile area and finds warts.

    Step 15: IA girl and Mr. Nice IA guy check into a clinic.

    Step 16: Mr. Nice IA guy finds out IA girl has the HIV.

    Step 17: IA girl dumps Mr. Nice IA guy.

    Step 18: Repeat steps 2 forward.

    Lmao... Guess I am just the female fuck up huh?? Shit... Why cant I fit into the STD infested, baby toting stereotype?? It's cuz I am fat huh? Fucking haters.

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  18. 04-23-2007, 11:18 AM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Magius
    "B" totally pwns you on Step 4.
    I don't see him here today! HAHAHA
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  19. 04-23-2007, 11:25 AM #19
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    you forgot step 9: yousef is the gayest member on IA
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Nemesis
    The lifespan of your average IA girl

    Step 1: Join IA

    Step 2: Post that you are interested in cars and create a welcome thread

    Step 3: Watch as the many pathetic and virgin IA guys ehump the new girl.

    Step 4: IA girl is woo'ed by another IA guy.

    Step 5: IA girl dates IA guy.

    Step 6: IA girl sleeps with IA guy on first date and gives sexual favors.

    Step 7: IA girl dumps IA guy

    Step 8: IA posts how upset she is over breakup.

    Step 9: IA girl dates IA guy that consoles her on break up.

    Step 10: IA girl sleeps with Mr. Nice IA guy

    Step 11: IA girl takes preganancy test

    Step 12: IA girl is preganant, and realizes that somewhere between steps 6 and 7 that other IA guys might be the father.

    Step 13: IA girl professes love for Mr. Nice IA guy hoping that he will father that baby.

    Step 14: Mr. Nice IA Guy looks down at penile area and finds warts.

    Step 15: IA girl and Mr. Nice IA guy check into a clinic.

    Step 16: Mr. Nice IA guy finds out IA girl has the HIV.

    Step 17: IA girl dumps Mr. Nice IA guy.

    Step 18: Repeat steps 2 forward.
    lol.....wtf....I guess I'm still on Step 1...I skiped step 2 and went to 3....but I guess I know what's going to happen in the future

    "You just handle the justice, and I'll handle the revenge myself."
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    Quote Originally Posted by BA Panda
    I don't see him here today! HAHAHA

    I own J0o
    Quote Originally Posted by redGT
    And B is one of the best shit talkers on IA. "B">Mercer on a bad day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Nemesis
    The lifespan of your average IA girl

    Step 1: Join IA

    Step 2: Post that you are interested in cars and create a welcome thread

    Step 3: Watch as the many pathetic and virgin IA guys ehump the new girl.

    Step 4: IA girl is woo'ed by another IA guy.

    Step 5: IA girl dates IA guy.

    Step 6: IA girl sleeps with IA guy on first date and gives sexual favors.

    Step 7: IA girl dumps IA guy

    Step 8: IA posts how upset she is over breakup.

    Step 9: IA girl dates IA guy that consoles her on break up.

    Step 10: IA girl sleeps with Mr. Nice IA guy

    Step 11: IA girl takes preganancy test

    Step 12: IA girl is preganant, and realizes that somewhere between steps 6 and 7 that other IA guys might be the father.

    Step 13: IA girl professes love for Mr. Nice IA guy hoping that he will father that baby.

    Step 14: Mr. Nice IA Guy looks down at penile area and finds warts.

    Step 15: IA girl and Mr. Nice IA guy check into a clinic.

    Step 16: Mr. Nice IA guy finds out IA girl has the HIV.

    Step 17: IA girl dumps Mr. Nice IA guy.

    Step 18: Repeat steps 2 forward.
    priceless
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    thread of the day
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    B's way of joining IA:

    1. Register

    2. Dominate

    the end
    Quote Originally Posted by redGT
    And B is one of the best shit talkers on IA. "B">Mercer on a bad day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by B
    B's way of joining IA:

    1. Register

    2. Dominate

    the end


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    Quote Originally Posted by Magius
    Yousef is the only constant; he realizes that if everyone didn't make fun of him, nobody would talk to him.
    so true

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    Quote Originally Posted by B
    B's way of joining IA:

    1. Register

    2. Dominatrix

    the end

    Fixed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BA Panda
    Fixed.
    Either way I am dominating.
    Quote Originally Posted by redGT
    And B is one of the best shit talkers on IA. "B">Mercer on a bad day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DropTopDrifter
    i dont drink bottled water.
    sliced bread?
    Val RIP
    Quote Originally Posted by Halfwit
    my only rule in life
    1: NEVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, DATE A GIRL OFF IA, OR TELL A GIRLFRIEND ABOUT IA.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yousef
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    Quote Originally Posted by Maniac
    yall faggots are lame!
    go break your pooparu!!!!!







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    Quote Originally Posted by DropTopDrifter
    go break your pooparu!!!!!







    lol jk
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