A couple of those Jehovah Witnesses just came to the door a second ago and I already had a plan for them. I had already seen them walking down the street so I had a chance to get ready. I cleared the living room floor and set 5 candles on the floor with electric tape connecting them forming a pentagram and had a Ouija board opened up in the middle of it. When they came to the door, I answered it and invited them in. You could sense the eagerness as they have probably been told 100 times today "not interested." They walked into the living room and immediately stepped back and said that they couldn't stay because they had a bunch more houses to go to. Lolol. Imma wake up tonight with a 100 Witnesses outside my house all praying and shit. Wished I would have thought about it, I would have taken a picture of the set up. Later, QD.





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