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    Default Think I'll wake up tonight with a vigil outside my door?

    A couple of those Jehovah Witnesses just came to the door a second ago and I already had a plan for them. I had already seen them walking down the street so I had a chance to get ready. I cleared the living room floor and set 5 candles on the floor with electric tape connecting them forming a pentagram and had a Ouija board opened up in the middle of it. When they came to the door, I answered it and invited them in. You could sense the eagerness as they have probably been told 100 times today "not interested." They walked into the living room and immediately stepped back and said that they couldn't stay because they had a bunch more houses to go to. Lolol. Imma wake up tonight with a 100 Witnesses outside my house all praying and shit. Wished I would have thought about it, I would have taken a picture of the set up. Later, QD.
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    damn man you didnt take pics...that shit would have been hilarious...
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    Rican, I didn't think your post was funny the first time. Why would I have lolol-ed the second? Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
    Rican, I didn't think your post was funny the first time. Why would I have lolol-ed the second? Later, QD.
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    Thats pretty funny. Haha.

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    No one yet. I'll make sure and get pics next time. If there is. I should find some Jehovah forums online and see if there is a HUGE thread about me on there. Later, QD.
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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
    I should find some Jehovah forums online and see if there is a HUGE thread about me on there. Later, QD.
    Your not THAT special.....but that was pretty funny

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lizbiz101
    Your not THAT special.....but that was pretty funny
    You know how special I am. You found out last night. Later, QD.
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    haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by quickdodgeŽ
    A couple of those Jehovah Witnesses just came to the door a second ago and I already had a plan for them. I had already seen them walking down the street so I had a chance to get ready. I cleared the living room floor and set 5 candles on the floor with electric tape connecting them forming a pentagram and had a Ouija board opened up in the middle of it. When they came to the door, I answered it and invited them in. You could sense the eagerness as they have probably been told 100 times today "not interested." They walked into the living room and immediately stepped back and said that they couldn't stay because they had a bunch more houses to go to. Lolol. Imma wake up tonight with a 100 Witnesses outside my house all praying and shit. Wished I would have thought about it, I would have taken a picture of the set up. Later, QD.

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    when i lived in miami my dog attacked a jehovah witness guy. lol it wasn't funny at the time but now that i think about it now it's funny as hell LIRL

    the messed up thing was the guy tryed to sue us but we had a fenced in yard wit no solicitation signs. told the judge he didn't see any sign, the sigh was about 10" x 10" in orane and black wat a dumb ass lol.

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    hahaha classic

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    i call BS on that without pics

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    Quote Originally Posted by Annihilation
    i call BS on that without pics
    You post that as if I cared. I'm not a noob that you guys don't know trying to come on here and impress you guys. Later, QD.
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    LOLS!
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    hahah thats just too damn good +1 for u

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