Quote Originally Posted by Hektik
the whole "gay" thing wont work because there is a "dont ask dont tell policy".pretty much means the military wont ask you wether you are straight or gay as long as you dont talk about it..theres really no good way out of having them hassle you..just be straight up with them, let them know you are not interested in joining, and that its pretty much a waste of time for them to try to convince you otherwise....
TRUST ME...it works!!! I know from experience. I used to get calls all the time and I would try to politely say "no". Those conversations where still like 20 min. They might have a "don't ask, don't tell" policy, but when you come out and say "I'm gay" the convo is over in about 15 sec. and I haven't recieved one phone call since.

I dont know about you, but it sounds like it worked to me.