LOLOL at recruiters

[2.0civic]

there is no right or wrong way to tell a recruiter "no"

I absolutely hate them. Used Car salesmen's the whole lot of them. Will tell you anything and everything to get you to sign.

I talk to pvt's all the time and some of the things they tell me about a recruiter promising them this and that, but nothing is in writing, so they get the shaft and don't get what they originally thought they signed for.

Some are okay, but I've met a few and just seen how they operate and it's kinda aggravating.

If you have no interest, never try and be nice and act the part, otherwise they will be on you like white on rice all the time...


for those of you considering joining, do your research first, find the mos you want, take the asvab, see if the job is available to you, and make sure everything you want is in writing, if not....walk...

thats the thing...im qualified to do ANYTHING military i want...the money is ok but not the terms...(8 years for guard PFFT )

I just am tired of them coming up and i cant just be like "no fuck you" then when they heard i aced the asvab and shit, they were in here forever it seemed like

[Spectic Tank]

"I'm GAY"...those two words will end any conversation you will ever have with a recruiter

[2.0civic]

"I'm GAY"...those two words will end any conversation you will ever have with a recruiter

LIRL we have a picture of a pink sprint phone on our front desk and they asked if anyone bought them and i was seriously going to tell them i had TWO of them lol

[Spectic Tank]

LIRL we have a picture of a pink sprint phone on our front desk and they asked if anyone bought them and i was seriously going to tell them i had TWO of them lol

The convo usually goes like this:

Recruiter: "have you ever considered joining the military"

Me: "I'm gay"

Recruiter: "Ummm...(long pause)...do you have any friends that might be interested"

Me: "maybe, but they're also gay"

Recruiter: "Have a good day"

That was the last phone call I ever got form a recruiter.

[sebastianHoff]

"I'm GAY"...those two words will end any conversation you will ever have with a recruiter

that works.

recruiters have the worst job in the military, theres no way around that. problem is you get these retards who question your manhood or patriotism or physical abilities or whatever. really turns people off. what surprises most people is that you can negotiate for what you want. as an example, the guard is offering more money not to join the rotc program here because joining rotc would mean staying in school another 2 years. rotc is offering to pay for my last year if i join their program. rotc has a better overall payout, cause there would be guard money too, but the cadets here are such fuck ups that i dont want my good name, and my dads good name, associated with this school. sorry to rant, but its a good example.

[Leadfoot_mf]

"I'm GAY"...those two words will end any conversation you will ever have with a recruiter

that reminds me of stripes

Are either of you homosexuals?



You mean, like, flaming or...?



Well, it's a standard question
we have to ask.



No, we're not homosexual,
but we are willing to learn.



Yeah, would they send us
someplace special?

[CopyRight]

"I'm GAY"...those two words will end any conversation you will ever have with a recruiter

no it wont....do you actually know how many gays are in the military now?!! a fucking bunch!!

and besides, a recruiter's is to get you to just sign the dotted line, so they will tell you to not say anything about it....

it's not the worst job in the military either....everyone who is a recruiter picked that opening....and the worst job would be a quartermaster job....no offense to anyone who was, but I would not want to build showers/latrines/laundry...

[Spectic Tank]

no it wont....do you actually know how many gays are in the military now?!! a fucking bunch!!

and besides, a recruiter's is to get you to just sign the dotted line, so they will tell you to not say anything about it....

it's not the worst job in the military either....everyone who is a recruiter picked that opening....and the worst job would be a quartermaster job....no offense to anyone who was, but I would not want to build showers/latrines/laundry...

Yes it did! There might be a ton of gays in the military, but I'm sure they didn't tell their recruiters that, and if they did I'm sure they keep it a secret.