my neighbors are at it again *rant*

[TheSnail]

Here are some I thought of.....

You can always put nails under their tires. They wont be get flat until they almost get to work or about to leave work.

You can go to the firework store and buy stink bombs. Break one in their car and it will smell like the most horrid rotten eggs for months

You can treat your self to a gas powered remote control car and drive that loud SOB around in the culdesac.

You can throw some poison Ivy in their mailbox or in/on their car and they will grab it to get it out/off before even thinking.

You can get a heavy duty chain and lock and chain their two cars together by the wheel spokes or tow hooks.

You can get some big game fishing line and tie it to the posts going across the front porch and watch one of them bust their ass down the steps getting the morning paper.

You can plant a bear trap in their garden.

You can set up a bunch of yard sale/garage sale posters up with their address.

You can pick up a flattened squirrel from the road, put it in a nice box with a bow and a note reading something like "Congratulations for winning PetSmart's free pet giveaway".

Wait for the newspaper guy to drop of the paper at 4am. Go get their paper, pull the paper out and unfold it, take a log of a dump, fold the paper back over and place it in the bag. Then tie the bag so they would not smell anything. They get the paper, shortly there after untying the bag and pulling out the paper with your log on their kitchen table.

[twinj]

Spray Raid ( ant poison) in the vents below the windsheild of there car. That will tighten they ass up. Just put anifreeze all over everything grass,cars, everything.

[Echonova]

Just have couple people over, have one leave with your car so it's looks like your gone and catch his ass in the act.

[koukis14]

Just have couple people over, have one leave with your car so it's looks like your gone and catch his ass in the act.

Then break his fucking jaw.

[Infinite]

el oh el at these ideas.
the craigslist thing is great... i'll have to do that from a library pc or something
the garage sale stuff sounds priceless as well, i'll even put a late time down, hahaha
my 240 is in the garage, they mostly go by when i take the range rover. i'll just have to get my mom to drive it one day

[no control]

my favourite suggestion: ricer meet. just make damn sure everyone that comes has a loud car. and fuck up their cars with that fish broth idea. you get your laugh, they're bleeding from the ears, and you're gone. everybody that matters is happy. oh, and koukis' idea of having the mods delete this thread to erase evidence isn't a bad idea either.

[Infinite]

yea once i get a chance to save the page i'll get mike to erase it

[JackMaster]

ATOMIC COW SON! We used to do this back in college. Go buy a gallon of milk, let it expire and let it bake out in the sun for a couple days. Be sure to dump some of the milk out, bc when it gets old and nasty, the gallon will expand and over flow... So once the milk is nasty as fuck, go throw that shit in their backyard and make sure it explodes... That shit STINKS for WEEKS!

[OHYOUKNOW]

find the water line running into the house , usually in the front yard, and turn off the water to the house. Then fill it with concrete.

damnit you beat me to it lol, instead of concrete they make a nasty little substance that eats metal, just do it on the house side of the meter as long as your house isnt down hill

[onebadbird96]

my favourite suggestion: IA meet just let me know and ill be there

[81911SC]

my favourite suggestion: IA meet just let me know and ill be there

DONT TELL THIS GUY^^^

[batdude8]

get some doe sent, deer piss, or a stink bomb and pit it on the vents next to their hood of their car and it smelll horrible for weeeeeeeks!!!

[98silver328i]

Just fucking kidnap one (or both) of them and take them to the mountains in the Chattahoochee National Forest (you're not all that far away) and beat the hell out of them and tell them never to fuck with you again and leave them there.

But as far as things that aren't felonies:

-puncture their gas tanks
-turf their yard
-put super glue in their door locks when they're not home. Then they won't be able to get in when they do get home
-pour bleach all over their yard

There are so many things you could do to them. The possibilities are endless.

[Infinite]

yea im plotting.. just last night i heard someone walking through the bushes by my house, opened the garage door and someone hauled ass up to my neighbors house. too bad i didnt have my 9mm handy. woulda made for an interesting story to the cops "i thought it was an animal or something"

[fight club]

wtf is wrong with your neighbors?!!?!?

[Infinite]

im not sure. i wish i knew

[RISKYB]

put their home number on craigslist in the erotic section

[RISKYB]

before you leave go to a bait store and buy a couple hundred crickets and put them in their bushes

[RISKYB]

tie a bell up under there car it will drive them crazy

[RISKYB]

put their names and address on craigslist under the title swinger party here

[keevo54]

I'll try to find the name of the stuff, but there is a chemical you inject into trees that will kill them. People do this on lakes because the core of engineers will only allow you to cut down trees that pose a safety hazard. Put it in all of their trees and they will be dead in about 6 months maybe less

[NewGen33]

1.Get a 10 gallon garbage can
2.Fill with water and add dye or whatever
3.Lean the trash can against the door
4.Ring doorbell and run
5.Enjoy your sweet revenge

[Mr_Mischif]

1.Get a 10 gallon garbage can
2.Fill with water and add dye or whatever
3.Lean the trash can against the door
4.Ring doorbell and run
5.Enjoy your sweet revenge

That seems a little weak.

[coolcat]

put their names and address on craigslist under the title swinger party here

LOLOL!!!

+1

[turbolaser6]

lol i'd paint ball'em then give some kid $20 to break some windows.... lol but i think the hure ricer meet would be fun i have a accord with a busted up muffler... its really loud. i wouldnet mind revving it up by thier door for a couple of hours....

[changaroo]

lol why dont u just have an IA meet or a drive through one day before you leave... and make sure everybody takes off their mufflers.

-edit- didnt know it was posted already :P sorry!

[04CoorsCan]

If they have kids...start collecting toys they leave out.....then once you get enough....start a nice little bon fire in the back yard...give them a little jingle on the phone to see if they want to come over and see something interesting as you are burning their toys.....I am surprised you haven't flown off the handle yet.

You don't physically fuck with certain things....family pet being one of those things.

My last day there would only consist of making them as fucking miserable as possible and destroying as much of their property as humanly possible.

*end rant*

[RISKYB]

hop on the home shopping channel and have a bunch of stuff shipped to them COD

[RISKYB]

send one of them a dozen black roses with condolences for the loss of the other

hire a prostitute to go there one night at 8 and ask for the husband

or make a frequent customer voucher for chipndales for her and leave it in the mailbox

call the power company and tell them your moving and give them their address

stick a bunch of plastic silverware up in their grass

[04CoorsCan]

stick a bunch of plastic silverware up in their grass

I did that to some friends a few years ago.....funny as hell!!

[shawn ///M]

I still like the idea of having a huge IA meet

[m0b3atz]

lmao if that was me ill take a pnice piss on that ladies face infront of her husband
lol where u stay at let me take care of the proplem for ya man ......... im being serouse this sound like it would be fun


here get brake fluid and pure it on there car ...
and get a old spark plug and use the tip and tap the winsheild in the upright hand corner slightly window will shadder with no noise hahahah and a marble in the gas tank