Just fucking kidnap one (or both) of them and take them to the mountains in the Chattahoochee National Forest (you're not all that far away) and beat the hell out of them and tell them never to fuck with you again and leave them there.
But as far as things that aren't felonies:
-puncture their gas tanks
-turf their yard
-put super glue in their door locks when they're not home. Then they won't be able to get in when they do get home
-pour bleach all over their yard
There are so many things you could do to them. The possibilities are endless.
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