^^^ lol
I'm not racist. I love black people.
Everybody should own one.
I am quite offending by some of these jokes. I have a black person in my family tree.
He's still hanging there.
is he/she the branch manager?Originally Posted by TheGodfather
is this serious if so you are all ignorant
we're all nigga haters...
I'm sure they are all joking, at least I am. If you can't take a joke then you shouldn't be able to laugh at them because the ones you laugh at usually offend somebody else. And I'm sure everybody in here has laughed at a joke before.
Just like when a homo gets offended
If you can take a dick..... then you can take a joke.
this is the internet you fucktard. try not to take things too seriously.
well... except for this:
i fixed it for you
sup my niggas
I can't remember it that well. If someone knows fix it for me.
There was this auction. The men holding the auction was selling brains. They was selling the Chinese man brain for $300, The White man Brain for $500, The black man brain was going for $1000. Then one of the bidders ask why does the black man brain sell so high for? The man said "cause it is like brand new barely used."
Yes of course.
damn my nigga.. thats some funny shit
What happens when a jew with a boner walks into a wall?
He breaks his nose.
my fav is the nigger with one leg...you guys stole it
what do nigger and sperm have in common?
only one in a million work
why dont sharks eat niggers?
they think its whale shit
whats the difference between a nigger and a pizza?
a pizza can feed a family of four
how do you stop a nigger from drowning?
get your foot off of his head
why are chimpanzees always frowning?
they know that in a million years they will be niggers
whats the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?
a snow tire doesnt sing when you put chains on it
why are there no niggers in the flintones?
they were still monkeys
what do you call mike tyson with one arm?
nigger
why do mexicans drive low riders?
so they can ride and pick lettuce at the same time
i got millions, if you want me to come back and give more i sure will[no i didnt get them from a website, it's all memory] ---racism is hilarious
why don't beaners let their kids play in the sandbox?
because the cat keeps trying to bury them.
did you hear about the new car in israel?
not only will it stop on a dime, it will go back and pick it up
what is the worst 3 years of a niggers life?
3rd grade
what is a nigger?
proof that skunks fuck monkeys
why are there trees in harlem?
public transportation
what do you call 50 niggers and one white guy?
warden
haha thats a bad joke! you guys im surprised about all these jokes that are coming up in here. but i know i shouldnt be. tisk tisk tisk.
you know i cant lie to you...if i was with a group of pple and some dude or female came out and said some of this shit i wouldnt not be smiling and i damn sure would be plotin on them as well. these are not nice jokes. lol i mean i can take a joke but DAYUM?!
a mexican and a nig are riding in a car...whos driving?
the cop
FUCK B&D COMMUNICATIONS!
How does santa know he's landed on a jew's house?
there's a parking meter on the roof.
LIRL
FUCK B&D COMMUNICATIONS!
Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill
Why is money green?
Cause the Jews picked it before it was ripe
How was copper wire invented?
2 Jews fighting over a penny
What do you call 2 black people having sex?
Fucking Niggers
Why do mexicans have such small steering wheels?
So they can drive with handcuffs on
What do you call a black person that flies an airplane?
A PILOT, YOU RACIST MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!!!
HONDAS:cheap, fast, & reliable(you can only have two)
Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum!
What happened to the black woman who had an abortion?
Crime Stoppers sent her a check for $500.
Why do Mexicans re-fry their beans?
Have you ever known a Mexican to do something right the first time?
Why dont you hit a black kid on a bike?
It might be your bike.
HONDAS:cheap, fast, & reliable(you can only have two)
Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum!
What happens when a Cuban gets a flat tire?
He sinks.
How do you starve a black man to death?
Hide his food stamps under his work boots.
HONDAS:cheap, fast, & reliable(you can only have two)
Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum!
Why were so many black guys killed in Vietnam?
Because every time somebody yelled "Get down!!", they got up and started dancing.
LOL
How do you fit 50 jews in a mercedes?
Use the ashtray.
HONDAS:cheap, fast, & reliable(you can only have two)
Si Vis Pacem, Para Bellum!
how do you know Adam from the Bible wasn't a black man?
you ever try to take a rib from a black man?
how do yu stop 4 black guys from raping a white girl?
give em a basketball..
lol BAA_ZING!
there i did it.. what'd you think?
what do you call a black man with a job?
when you find one, you tell me.
whatd you call two naked black people in a sleeping bag?
TWIX
there i did it.. what'd you think?
what do you call an ethiopian with a yeast infection?
quarter pounder with cheese.
bahahahaha HOLY SHIT IM ABOUT TO PISS MY PANTS ....
KEP EM COMING ...
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