yupOriginally Posted by TheGodfather
wrong race?
his joke made no sense
yup
his joke made no sense
2005 Ford F-150 FX4 Supercrew
what's the difference between niggers and tires?
tires don't start singing when you put chains on them.
did you know tiger woods and michael had the same nickname in high school?
nigger
whats the difference between a black guy and a piece of shit?
after awhile the piece of shit turns white and stops smelling
Whats long black and smelly?
The welfare line
Epic Foxbody Thread Crew Member #10
Seriously?
I fucking LIRLed.
Thats awsome
what do you call a 16 year old black girl with braces?
a black and decker pecker wrecker
lol.
nice car, too. i'm diggin it... very clean.
this is a little long but i laughed pretty hard when i read it, so take your time and read it. its pretty damn funny.
so theres this white guy walking around an antique shop looking for useless shit for around his house. he comes across a solid brass rat for $5.00. he takes the rat to the old man behind the register and the old man says $500.00. the white man asks the elderly man "why $500?". the old man says "the rat is $5, but this here manual is $495." the white man refuses the manual, throws down a 5 dollar bill and walks out the door. well he gets outside and his car is out of gas so he starts walking to the nearest gas station. he gets about a mile down the road and he notices that 10 rats are following him. he thinks nothing of it and keeps walking. about fife miles later he notices that there are about 50 rats behind him. seeing this he starts to jog getting a little nervous. he jogs till he gets about 10 miles down the road and there are well over 100 rats following him. by now hes in full sprint. he comes to a bridge and it hits him. "the rat!" he thinks. so he hurls the rat into the river and all the rats follow it and drown a horrible death. within a second he runs at full speed 10 miles back to the antique shop and busts through the door. the old man he met earlier asks him if he would like to purchase the manual and he said "FUCK THAT!! got any brass niggers?"
Last edited by dudeguy88; 05-02-2007 at 01:36 PM.
1990 cb7: grocery rocket
will that was really gay
Epic Foxbody Thread Crew Member #10
1990 cb7: grocery rocket
dont hate ..............
theres an american a mexican and a arab sitting in a bar together drinking cold beers from a mug. the mexican finishes his beer throws it in the air pulls out a revolver and shoots the glass before it can hit the ground. the american and the arab stare in amazement as the mexican says "the labor is so cheap here in mexico that we feel we dont need to drink from the same glass more than once". Not to be out done the Arab finishes his beer throws his mug in the air and pulls an ak47 from underneath his coat and shoots it before it can hit the ground. the american and the mexican stare in amazement as the arab says "we have so much sand in our country that we can make many many more glasses than anyone can therefor we feel we can not drink from the same glass as allah would find it disgraceful". So finally the american decides hes had enough so he finishes his beer takes the mug throws it in the air and shoots the arab the mexican and the mug before it hits the ground. at this point everyone in the bar is looking at the american and he says "we have so many mexicans and arabs in our country that we feel we dont need to drink with the same ones more than once".
Epic Foxbody Thread Crew Member #10
^^^ lol
Back on the subject of Jews....
How many Jews can you fit in a Yugo?
104......1 in each seat and 100 in the ash tray.
How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything. lol
"You just handle the justice, and I'll handle the revenge myself."
What's the difference between tires and niggers?
The tires don't sing when you put chains on them.
Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think its whale shit.
There are 3 monkeys and a nigger sitting in a tree in tha amazon, what do you call the nigger?
Branch manager.
I got much better ones somewhere.
Repost try again.
Page 5, use another website.
I had to ask a friend for help on a few of these. Enjoy.
Why do niggers cry during sex?
The mace.
Why do niggers smell so bad?
So that blind people can hate them too.
Why don't niggers play in sandboxes?
Cats keep covering them up.
What's the worst 4 years of a niggers life?
1st grade.
How was break dancing invented?
Niggers trying to steal hub caps off moving cars.
Why are chimps always frowning?
They know they'll eventually turn into niggers.
There's a nigger and a spic in a car. Who's driving?
A cop
Why are niggers like sperm?
One in a million work.
Did you hear about the new black barbie?
She comes with 12 kids, AIDS, and a welfare check
Why do niggers call white people "honkies"?
That's the last sound they hear before white people run them over.
only 2 of those weren't reposts
90% of teens say "oh shit" before a wreck. The other 10% are from Pennsylvania, they say " hold my beer and watch this shit."
EvasiveEF9: Just fill me in...if it's black, I'm all over it...
OK can we now move on to another race. We know how easy it is to find black jokes now. Thanks
first post i requested them
so where are they?
Val for President
The only white jokes I know are redneck jokes. Check the rest of the thread.
same here, thats why i started this thread
i wanted to read some good white jokes
the only good one ive seen is from ahmonrah
Val for President
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