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    lets hear some racist jokes in here


    anyone got some good white ones?
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    lol gonna get shut down real fast

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    There is an apartment building with three families in it. A black family lives at the top, a white family lives in the middle and a mexican family lives at the bottom. A tornado hit the apartments, which family survived?

    The white family. they were all at work.


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    What do a black woman and a hockey player have in common?

    They both change their pads after 3 periods


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    why do jews breathe alot??


    air is free
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    Quote Originally Posted by KDM guy
    There is an apartment building with three families in it. A black family lives at the top, a white family lives in the middle and a mexican family lives at the bottom. A tornado hit the apartments, which family survived?

    The white family. they were all at work.


    i forsee thread failure.

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    non racise black joke


    y is asprin white



    b.c it works

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    What's white and fourteen inches long?
    Absolutely nothing!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hulud
    What's white and fourteen inches long?
    Absolutely nothing!
    youre wrong! what about a loaf of bread?
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    What's the difference between a jew and a canoe?

    a canoe tips.


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    and hulud, tell your mom to quit lying...well its 15 inches but whos counting??











    just fucking with you man...youre one of the few here who can take a joke
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    what do u call a bunch of white bitches who are buelimic and all have a yeast infection?


    'crackers with cheese'
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steveo
    and hulud, tell your mom to quit lying...well its 15 inches but whos counting??
    LOL touche
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hulud
    what do u call a bunch of white bitches who are buelimic and all have a yeast infection?


    'crackers with cheese'


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    touche*

    that word is getting common around these parts

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    How do you circumcise a redneck?

    Kick his sister in the jaw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hulud
    what do u call a bunch of white bitches who are buelimic and all have a yeast infection?


    'crackers with cheese'
    oh man this one time i wa...nevermind
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    Quote Originally Posted by gottraction?
    lol gonna get shut down real fast
    sorry this thread isnt about your credibility
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    Quote Originally Posted by HypnoToad
    touche*

    that word is getting common around these parts
    then people need to come up with their own shit (ie everyone using the word but Hulud)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hulud
    sorry this thread isnt about your credibility
    whos going to shut down another WL mods thread.......



    ill take nobody for $500 alex
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    Quote Originally Posted by HypnoToad
    touche*

    that word is getting common around these parts
    yea cause all these lil no bodys on here like to steal others phrases

    ive been sayin this shit since middle school nukka
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    How does a black chick take a pregnancy test?

    She sticks a banana up her pussy. If it comes out half eaten, theres another monkey on the way


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    Quote Originally Posted by Steveo
    whos going to shut down another WL mods thread.......



    ill take nobody for $500 alex
    Steveo in the lead with $500
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    Quote Originally Posted by KDM guy
    How does a black chick take a pregnancy test?

    She sticks a banana up her pussy. If it comes out half eaten, theres another monkey on the way
    Val for President


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    Quote Originally Posted by VooDooXII
    How do you circumcise a redneck?

    Kick his sister in the jaw.
    How does a redneck know if his daughter is on her period?

    His son's dick tastes funny.


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    not racist, but has bigotry

    What's the difference between a refridgerator and a fag?
    The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out
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    Quote Originally Posted by KDM guy
    How does a black chick take a pregnancy test?

    She sticks a banana up her pussy. If it comes out half eaten, theres another monkey on the way
    hahahahhahahah Repped

    im not racist, i own a colored TV and my car is black
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hulud
    not racist, but has bigotry

    What's the difference between a refridgerator and a fag?
    The fridge doesn't fart when you pull the meat out



    What do you get when you cross a black guy with an octopus?

    Who knows? But it could sure pick the shit out of cotton.


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    the funniest racist joke no matter how many times its told is the mexican, cuban and american all on a bus where the mexican gets thrown out teh window...classic and has me almost in tears thinking of it
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    Quote Originally Posted by KDM guy



    What do you get when you cross a black guy with an octopus?

    Who knows? But it could sure pick the shit out of cotton.
    hahahahahahahah holy shit i cant rep you again
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steveo
    im not racist, i own a colored TV and my car is black
    I must spread...I got you once already in this thread.

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    what do you get when you mix the scum of the Earth with salt?
    a fuckin cracker
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    how do you blind a chink?

    dental floss


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    Quote Originally Posted by Steveo
    the funniest racist joke no matter how many times its told is the mexican, cuban and american all on a bus where the mexican gets thrown out teh window...classic and has me almost in tears thinking of it
    share motherfucker
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    what runs faster than a black man with your tv?



    his cousin with your VCR
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    Did you here about Ku Klux Knievel?

    He tried to jump 100 blacks in a steam roller.


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    How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    One, white men will screw anything.
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    Remember the black guy on the Jetsons? You don't?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hulud
    How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    One, white men will screw anything.
    haha so true so true...

    anyway, theres a white guy, a mexican and a cuban all on a bus. They all decide that they all have too much crap in their country so they all agree to throw one thing out. the mexican throws a taco out the window and says that he has too many of those in his country. The cuban throws a cigar out saying he has too many in his countr. The white guy grabs the mexican and throws him out saying he has too many of those in his country...lol


    joke creator must have lived around buford highway....
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    what do you call 5 black people on the moon?

    a problem..


    what do you call all black people on the moon?

    problem solved
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