Quote Originally Posted by YSLBTT
ive heard one like it.

there were 3 people from 3 different countries (france, mexico, US) on a ship, and the ship needed to lose weight in order to stay afloat.

french one started tossing away wine he had in his bag since he had so much at home.

mexican did the same to tequila.

the american pushed the mexican out. the frenchman said, why did you do that? american man said, i have a lot of those back home.