Second joke of the evening...

[quickdodge®]

Four women were driving across the country. Each one was from a different state: Idaho, Nebraska, Florida and New York.

Shortly after the trip began, the woman from Idaho started pulling potatoes from her bag and throwing them out of the window. "What the hell are you doing?" demanded the Nebraskan. "We have so many of these damn things in Idaho, I'm just sick of looking at them!"

A moment later, the gal from Nebraska began pulling ears of corn from her bag and tossing them from the window. "What are you doing that for?" asked the gal from Florida. "We have so many of these things in Nebraska, I am just sick of looking at them!"

Inspired, the gal from Florida opened the car door and pushed the New Yorker out.

Later, QD.

[Hektik]

I didnt know that there were alot of New Yorkers in FLA

[AgentEasy]

me neither.. sorry QD.. your just no on top of your game tonight i dont think..

(and i prolly know the response you have for this post too lol)

[quickdodge®]

You guys do know where Florida is, right? Later, QD.

[§treet_§peed]

i lol'd a lil

[§treet_§peed]

The other one was better

[Mr_Mischif]

i lol'd a lil

I didn't lol any.

[quickdodge®]

I didn't lol any.

You'd have to get the joke, first. Later, QD.

[RandomGuy]

I didnt know that there were alot of New Yorkers in FLA

same here


i go there like every year.... mid fla, south FL, everywhere Used to live in PC back in the day as well


mostly cubans down south but yeah i dont think i've ever seen an upnorther down there.

[Mr_Mischif]

You'd have to get the joke, first. Later, QD.

I know. I kinda get it though.

[quickdodge®]

I can't believe no one's ever heard that Florida has always been the Final Destination for old, retired people from up North. Later, QD.

[BTLFED]

I can't believe no one's ever heard that Florida has always been the Final Destination for old, retired people from up North. Later, QD.

I have LOL! I thought it was funny!

[Mr_Mischif]

Not from up north, but for old people in general.

[quickdodge®]

Not from up north, but for old people in general.

No. Up North is where most of the retirees come from. They get older and leave the colder atmosphere for a warmer one. Later, QD.

[Ed]

ive heard one like it.

there were 3 people from 3 different countries (france, mexico, US) on a ship, and the ship needed to lose weight in order to stay afloat.

french one started tossing away wine he had in his bag since he had so much at home.

mexican did the same to tequila.

the american pushed the mexican out. the frenchman said, why did you do that? american man said, i have a lot of those back home.

[§treet_§peed]

^ lol

[nx2000det]

shit i say its funny ive lived in FL before there are alot of NY license plates everywhere.

[Ran]

I noticed more Canadians than anything when I lived in PC.

[ShooterMcGavin]

quit pulling jokes out of your childhood joke books qd

[nx2000det]

ive heard one like it.

there were 3 people from 3 different countries (france, mexico, US) on a ship, and the ship needed to lose weight in order to stay afloat.

french one started tossing away wine he had in his bag since he had so much at home.

mexican did the same to tequila.

the american pushed the mexican out. the frenchman said, why did you do that? american man said, i have a lot of those back home.

[Tatiana]

it's kinda sad when you have to defend the joke to prove it's funny.... digg down...i mean...aw fuck it.

[quickdodge®]

it's kinda sad when you have to defend the joke to prove it's funny.... digg down...i mean...aw fuck it.

No. What's sad is seeing your inability to post anything worth a shit. Later, QD.

[nx2000det]

No. What's sad is seeing your inability to post anything worth a shit. Later, QD.

i feel a coming soon...

[cactusEG]

No. What's sad is seeing your inability to post anything worth a shit. Later, QD.

CALM DOWN GUY THAT JOKE WASNT FUNNY. 3RD TIMES A CHARM

[Ed]

oh shit. somebody telling QD to "calm down guy"

hes qd, he can do whatever he wants man. ive learned to accept it.