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  1. 03-21-2007, 10:42 PM #41
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    strawberry cheesecake:


    cum on her face, then punch her in the nose.
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  2. 03-21-2007, 10:44 PM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by RaNdomGuy
    strawberry cheesecake:


    cum on her face, then punch her in the nose.
    LoL... I've heard that. haha.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wal-Mart
    on a side note: I was at the mall the other day going up the escalator and this little kid was standing on the step behind me. No biggie, right? Wrong, kid kept bumping into me and grabbing my pant leg. So i ripped one in his face.

    baaaaahahaaaaaaa wtf ..... +1
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    Quote Originally Posted by boosted1jz
    spider man

    A sexual deviation.

    just before a man ejaculates during sex, the male will catch his jizzum in his hand an flick his protene into the females face resemblin web slingin. like spider man.
    holy fuck man this thread has me rolling man ... i almost woke up a patient laughing so damn hard....hahahahhahha +1
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hektik
    holy fuck man this thread has me rolling man ... i almost woke up a patient laughing so damn hard....hahahahhahha +1
    What do you do?
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    Quote Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9
    What do you do?
    im no expert but it looks like he works with patients.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RaNdomGuy
    im no expert but it looks like he works with patients.
    I'm studying for my pre-med in biology, with a little bit of nursing and psychology on the side. I'm looking for something a little more specific...
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    donkey punch ftw.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9
    I'm studying for my pre-med in biology, with a little bit of nursing and psychology on the side. I'm looking for something a little more specific...
    hrm.... well he is hispanic

    sooo i'm gonna guess that he holds some sort of graveyard shift janitorial position at a hospital.































    LOLOL JK JK JK ARIAS BLAHAHHAHA
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    Quote Originally Posted by RaNdomGuy
    hrm.... well he is hispanic

    sooo i'm gonna guess that he holds some sort of graveyard shift janitorial position at a hospital.



    LOLOL JK JK JK ARIAS BLAHAHHAHA
    LoL, nice. I'm a little tired. When I first glanced over it, I read "Graveyard" and that was about it. I was like "WTF is this dumbass? It can't be a graveyard if he "wakes" a patient."

    I reread it and went "Damn, I need sleep..."
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    Quote Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9
    Enlighten me...
    you put it in her bum, then bend over and whisper 'o btw i have aids' in her ear and see how long you can keep it in before she throws you off.
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    you can snowball her.




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    Quote Originally Posted by JJ Alfano
    you can snowball her.
    ...no.
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