Next time I get a girl in bed that I want rid of...

strawberry cheesecake:


cum on her face, then punch her in the nose.

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Originally Posted by RaNdomGuy

strawberry cheesecake:


cum on her face, then punch her in the nose.

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LoL... I've heard that. haha.

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Originally Posted by Wal-Mart

on a side note: I was at the mall the other day going up the escalator and this little kid was standing on the step behind me. No biggie, right? Wrong, kid kept bumping into me and grabbing my pant leg. So i ripped one in his face.

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baaaaahahaaaaaaa wtf ..... +1

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Originally Posted by boosted1jz

spider man

A sexual deviation.

just before a man ejaculates during sex, the male will catch his jizzum in his hand an flick his protene into the females face resemblin web slingin. like spider man.

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holy fuck man this thread has me rolling man ... i almost woke up a patient laughing so damn hard....hahahahhahha +1

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Originally Posted by Hektik

holy fuck man this thread has me rolling man ... i almost woke up a patient laughing so damn hard....hahahahhahha +1

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What do you do?

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Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9

What do you do?

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im no expert but it looks like he works with patients.

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Originally Posted by RaNdomGuy

im no expert but it looks like he works with patients.

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I'm studying for my pre-med in biology, with a little bit of nursing and psychology on the side. I'm looking for something a little more specific...

donkey punch ftw.

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Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9

I'm studying for my pre-med in biology, with a little bit of nursing and psychology on the side. I'm looking for something a little more specific...

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hrm.... well he is hispanic

sooo i'm gonna guess that he holds some sort of graveyard shift janitorial position at a hospital.































LOLOL JK JK JK ARIAS BLAHAHHAHA :)

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Originally Posted by RaNdomGuy

hrm.... well he is hispanic

sooo i'm gonna guess that he holds some sort of graveyard shift janitorial position at a hospital.



LOLOL JK JK JK ARIAS BLAHAHHAHA :)

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LoL, nice. I'm a little tired. When I first glanced over it, I read "Graveyard" and that was about it. I was like "WTF is this dumbass? It can't be a graveyard if he "wakes" a patient."

I reread it and went "Damn, I need sleep..."

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Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9

Enlighten me...

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you put it in her bum, then bend over and whisper 'o btw i have aids' in her ear and see how long you can keep it in before she throws you off.

you can snowball her.

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Originally Posted by JJ Alfano

you can snowball her.

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...no.