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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    Or you two just get your own game and stop trying to sponge off your homie's skills.
    there goes btlfed cockblockin.. LOL.. ahaha no but for real i need some pussy..
    there i did it.. what'd you think?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AgentEasyX8900
    there goes btlfed cockblockin.. LOL.. ahaha no but for real i need some pussy..
    I'm not cockblockin. No need to. I got a girl I'm dating already and she is fuckin awesome in bed. She's all I need at the moment.
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    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    I'm not cockblockin. No need to. I got a girl I'm dating already and she is fuckin awesome in bed. She's all I need at the moment.
    lol.. lucky fucker..
    there i did it.. what'd you think?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AgentEasyX8900
    there goes btlfed cockblockin.. LOL.. ahaha no but for real i need some pussy..
    haha

    just set up a fake coach or juicy coutoure give away event at your house in the newspaper and then lock the doors...

    the idea is in the rough stages of development, but i'm sure it'll work out somehow...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucky SC
    haha

    just set up a fake coach or juicy coutoure give away event at your house in the newspaper and then lock the doors...

    the idea is in the rough stages of development, but i'm sure it'll work out somehow...
    thats a good idea.. LMAO!!! ahaha .. ok not really actually it's a horrible idea.. btw office space is on Comedy Central.. i forgot that DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A GANGSTA..
    there i did it.. what'd you think?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AgentEasyX8900
    lol.. lucky fucker..
    Yes....yes I am. :idb:
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AgentEasyX8900
    thats a good idea.. LMAO!!! ahaha .. ok not really actually it's a horrible idea.. btw office space is on Comedy Central.. i forgot that DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A GANGSTA..
    no joke its my favorite movie of all time
    i killed it though recently

    sixth sense is on tv i think too, i'm gonna go check that out as i work on some hw, gl with the plan lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucky SC
    no joke its my favorite movie of all time
    i killed it though recently

    sixth sense is on tv i think too, i'm gonna go check that out as i work on some hw, gl with the plan lol
    lol yeah me and my homeboy watched it at work the other day.. lol
    there i did it.. what'd you think?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MR.org
    i think you should stick to your hobby, making shitty lame ass threads is your niche. your shits worse than bretts daily email reposts
    LoL, you're 40? WTF are you doin' chillin' on here, then? After discovering your age, I see that you've been playing this game for too many years. And at this point, your faults are too instinctive to learn from. Therefore, I bid you farewell. If someone can't learn from my game, then it's pointless for me to school them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    Or you two just get your own game and stop trying to sponge off your homie's skills.
    ..how do we teach these kids?
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    Quote Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9
    ..how do we teach these kids?
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9
    ..how do we teach these kids?
    by getting me a 21 yr old girl whos a pedophile and likes a 17 yr old guy???
    come to think of it, any girl who fits that description is either...

    A. ugly
    B. already in jail
    C. has 4 kids and a warrant for the murder of each of their "baby's daddies"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucky SC
    by getting me a 21 yr old girl whos a pedophile and likes a 17 yr old guy???
    come to think of it, any girl who fits that description is either...

    A. ugly
    B. already in jail
    C. has 4 kids and a warrant for the murder of each of their "baby's daddies"
    ...

    *hard swallow*

    Wow... None of the one's I'm with, at least. They range 16-40. Take your pick, LoL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucky SC
    by getting me a 21 yr old girl whos a pedophile and likes a 17 yr old guy???
    come to think of it, any girl who fits that description is either...

    A. ugly
    B. already in jail
    C. has 4 kids and a warrant for the murder of each of their "baby's daddies"
    or
    D. a nympho stripper
    E. some chick in my class at KSU
    F. just a chick who doesnt care about age.. as long as you got it in the pants..
    there i did it.. what'd you think?

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    Quote Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9
    ...

    *hard swallow*

    Wow... None of the one's I'm with, at least. They range 16-40. Take your pick, LoL.
    haha

    i'll take the 40 yr old if its a milf
    that would be a funny story
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    Quote Originally Posted by AgentEasyX8900
    or
    D. a nympho stripper
    E. some chick in my class at KSU
    F. just a chick who doesnt care about age.. as long as you got it in the pants..
    i like the sound of option F
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucky SC
    haha

    i'll take the 40 yr old if its a milf
    that would be a funny story
    LoL, she's called me cute on several accounts. Runs the mountains with me sometimes. Drives an MCoupe, now. Had both it and a Mini Cooper S, but the cooper got totalled.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucky SC
    i like the sound of option F
    and seriously thats what you run into mostly..
    there i did it.. what'd you think?

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    I would offer you a gun.
    :boobies: & = :idb:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cav-E-R
    I would offer you a gun.
    Yeah but you're married, or taken, or something...

    ...on second thought, would it have one or two bullets?
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    lol keep sharing with us these pickup lines of yours.. this shit i great!

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    Quote Originally Posted by sHpReLuDe
    lol keep sharing with us these pickup lines of yours.. this shit i great!
    Takes time, young grasshopper, to come up with stuff that good. I'll get back at ya when I get something new.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9
    Yeah but you're married, or taken, or something...

    ...on second thought, would it have one or two bullets?
    *Insert Austin Powers Voice Here* Russian Roulette Baby, yeah!
    :boobies: & = :idb:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cav-E-R
    *Insert Austin Powers Voice Here* Russian Roulette Baby, yeah!
    Would you at least play THAT game with me? LoLoL

    Merely playin', toots... <3
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    Quote Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9
    Don't think it'll work? Damnit, I gotta demise a new plan.
    i think the word you're looking for here is deVise...

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    Quote Originally Posted by shagwAg3n
    i think the word you're looking for here is deVise...
    And you would be right. Reps to you.

    I'm too lazy to go back and fix it, though, LoL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9
    Would you at least play THAT game with me? LoLoL

    Merely playin', toots... <3
    lolz... I would if I was completely 100% out of my freakin' head! Catch me back ummmm... 13 months ago and ask.. I probably would have then! Now, I have a precious little bundle of love to care for!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cav-E-R
    lolz... I would if I was completely 100% out of my freakin' head! Catch me back ummmm... 13 months ago and ask.. I probably would have then! Now, I have a precious little bundle of love to care for!
    Hmmm...we'll play with a cap gun, then.

    I'm tired as crap. I don't wanna wake up to PT in the morning. PT = the gay. I'm gonna leave the corps, I swear it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9
    Hmmm...we'll play with a cap gun, then.

    I'm tired as crap. I don't wanna wake up to PT in the morning. PT = the gay. I'm gonna leave the corps, I swear it.
    that sucks.. Max won't go to sleep and he's got a dr's appt tomorrow morning.. ICKY!
    :boobies: & = :idb:

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    Max = the baby? How old and what's he got, if you don't mind me asking? Is he on any meds, now?
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    Oh, he's 2 weeks, it's his routine 2 week check up. He's not sick, although last week he did throw up quite a bit, poor little guy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cav-E-R
    Oh, he's 2 weeks, it's his routine 2 week check up. He's not sick, although last week he did throw up quite a bit, poor little guy!
    Good, good. Glad to hear he's healthy. He probably just is still trying to adjust to having to digest his own food. If he has no breakouts, then that's probably all it is. If he starts turning red, or rashing, he could be lactose intolerant. Just something to think about in the event of..

    If he can't settle to sleep, try this old-skool trick. Go to the liquor cabinet and just put your thumb over the spout. Just barely get your thumb wet and rub it on his tongue. It's not enough to harm him at all, but it's enough to get him to relax. Relaxing = sleeping. Old trick that not too many people know about anymore. Just make sure you use very little.
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    PS-Congratulations
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    thanks for the tips.. I'm lactose intolerant, so I figured he could be as well.. He get's 1/2 breastmilk, 1/2 soy formula (I didn't even risk the lactose!) at each feeding, that's what the dr. recommended since he wouldn't latch on and I don't produce enough milk I didn't realize that you were supposed to heat the formula because he took it at room temp, and he was sick then.. Since I've started heating the water first, he hasn't been sick at all!
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    Outstanding, glad someone caught you on that...

    I'm a member in a foster home. We got Kevin at 4 days old straight from the hospital. We gave him milk for the longest time and couldn't figure out why he was breaking out and such. When he was tested, we discovered our errors. When you get foster kids at that age, you don't have much to go on at all...LoL. But now the kids like 3.5years and healthy as can be. He's a brat, but he's alright. We give him half milk and half soy, now. It helps to break their habit if you do it at an early age, if I'm not mistaken.

    Glad to hear you're takin' good care of him, though. Best wishes to you and your new one
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    Quote Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9
    Takes time, young grasshopper, to come up with stuff that good. I'll get back at ya when I get something new.
    lol ok old wise one

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    Quote Originally Posted by sHpReLuDe
    lol ok old wise one
    LoL, this being told to you from a guy MAYBE a full year older than you, LoL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9
    LoL, this being told to you from a guy MAYBE a full year older than you, LoL.
    lol i know

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    thanks!
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