there goes btlfed cockblockin.. :rolleyes: LOL.. ahaha no but for real i need some pussy..Quote:
Originally Posted by BTLFED
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there goes btlfed cockblockin.. :rolleyes: LOL.. ahaha no but for real i need some pussy..Quote:
Originally Posted by BTLFED
I'm not cockblockin. No need to. I got a girl I'm dating already and she is fuckin awesome in bed. She's all I need at the moment. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by AgentEasyX8900
lol.. lucky fucker..Quote:
Originally Posted by BTLFED
hahaQuote:
Originally Posted by AgentEasyX8900
just set up a fake coach or juicy coutoure give away event at your house in the newspaper and then lock the doors...
the idea is in the rough stages of development, but i'm sure it'll work out somehow... :thinking:
thats a good idea.. LMAO!!! ahaha .. ok not really actually it's a horrible idea.. btw office space is on Comedy Central.. i forgot that DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE A GANGSTA..Quote:
Originally Posted by Lucky SC
Yes....yes I am. :ninja: :lickpuss: :idb:Quote:
Originally Posted by AgentEasyX8900
no joke its my favorite movie of all timeQuote:
Originally Posted by AgentEasyX8900
i killed it though recently
sixth sense is on tv i think too, i'm gonna go check that out as i work on some hw, gl with the plan lol
lol yeah me and my homeboy watched it at work the other day.. lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Lucky SC
LoL, you're 40? WTF are you doin' chillin' on here, then? After discovering your age, I see that you've been playing this game for too many years. And at this point, your faults are too instinctive to learn from. Therefore, I bid you farewell. If someone can't learn from my game, then it's pointless for me to school them.Quote:
Originally Posted by MR.org
..how do we teach these kids?Quote:
Originally Posted by BTLFED
:lmfao:Quote:
Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9
by getting me a 21 yr old girl whos a pedophile and likes a 17 yr old guy???Quote:
Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9
come to think of it, any girl who fits that description is either...
A. ugly
B. already in jail
C. has 4 kids and a warrant for the murder of each of their "baby's daddies"
...Quote:
Originally Posted by Lucky SC
*hard swallow*
Wow... None of the one's I'm with, at least. They range 16-40. Take your pick, LoL.
orQuote:
Originally Posted by Lucky SC
D. a nympho stripper
E. some chick in my class at KSU
F. just a chick who doesnt care about age.. as long as you got it in the pants..
hahaQuote:
Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9
i'll take the 40 yr old if its a milf
that would be a funny story
i like the sound of option FQuote:
Originally Posted by AgentEasyX8900
LoL, she's called me cute on several accounts. Runs the mountains with me sometimes. Drives an MCoupe, now. Had both it and a Mini Cooper S, but the cooper got totalled.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lucky SC
and seriously thats what you run into mostly..Quote:
Originally Posted by Lucky SC
I would offer you a gun.
Yeah but you're married, or taken, or something...Quote:
Originally Posted by Cav-E-R
...on second thought, would it have one or two bullets?
lol keep sharing with us these pickup lines of yours.. this shit i great!
Takes time, young grasshopper, to come up with stuff that good. I'll get back at ya when I get something new.Quote:
Originally Posted by sHpReLuDe
*Insert Austin Powers Voice Here* Russian Roulette Baby, yeah!:goodjob:Quote:
Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9
Would you at least play THAT game with me? LoLoLQuote:
Originally Posted by Cav-E-R
Merely playin', toots... <3
i think the word you're looking for here is deVise...Quote:
Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9
And you would be right. Reps to you.Quote:
Originally Posted by shagwAg3n
I'm too lazy to go back and fix it, though, LoL.
lolz... I would if I was completely 100% out of my freakin' head! Catch me back ummmm... 13 months ago and ask.. I probably would have then!:thinking: Now, I have a precious little bundle of love to care for!Quote:
Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9
Hmmm...we'll play with a cap gun, then.Quote:
Originally Posted by Cav-E-R
I'm tired as crap. I don't wanna wake up to PT in the morning. PT = the gay. I'm gonna leave the corps, I swear it.
that sucks.. Max won't go to sleep and he's got a dr's appt tomorrow morning.. ICKY!Quote:
Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9
Max = the baby? How old and what's he got, if you don't mind me asking? Is he on any meds, now?
Oh, he's 2 weeks, it's his routine 2 week check up. He's not sick, although last week he did throw up quite a bit, poor little guy!
Good, good. Glad to hear he's healthy. He probably just is still trying to adjust to having to digest his own food. If he has no breakouts, then that's probably all it is. If he starts turning red, or rashing, he could be lactose intolerant. Just something to think about in the event of..Quote:
Originally Posted by Cav-E-R
If he can't settle to sleep, try this old-skool trick. Go to the liquor cabinet and just put your thumb over the spout. Just barely get your thumb wet and rub it on his tongue. It's not enough to harm him at all, but it's enough to get him to relax. Relaxing = sleeping. Old trick that not too many people know about anymore. Just make sure you use very little.
PS-Congratulations
thanks for the tips.. I'm lactose intolerant, so I figured he could be as well.. He get's 1/2 breastmilk, 1/2 soy formula (I didn't even risk the lactose!) at each feeding, that's what the dr. recommended since he wouldn't latch on and I don't produce enough milk :( I didn't realize that you were supposed to heat the formula because he took it at room temp, and he was sick then.. Since I've started heating the water first, he hasn't been sick at all!
Outstanding, glad someone caught you on that...
I'm a member in a foster home. We got Kevin at 4 days old straight from the hospital. We gave him milk for the longest time and couldn't figure out why he was breaking out and such. When he was tested, we discovered our errors. When you get foster kids at that age, you don't have much to go on at all...LoL. But now the kids like 3.5years and healthy as can be. He's a brat, but he's alright. We give him half milk and half soy, now. It helps to break their habit if you do it at an early age, if I'm not mistaken.
Glad to hear you're takin' good care of him, though. Best wishes to you and your new one ;)
lol ok old wise oneQuote:
Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9
LoL, this being told to you from a guy MAYBE a full year older than you, LoL.Quote:
Originally Posted by sHpReLuDe
lol i knowQuote:
Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9
thanks!
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