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    Default I think I know my pickup line for next time..

    Next time I'm going to the bar, I've already got my pickup line pre-planned. It'll go something like this...

    "I mean...have you ever thought about it? Death, I mean. At any given point...we could just pass away. It could be a health problem we don't know about. It could be an oncoming driver out of control. It could be anything. When I leave this bar tonight, even, I could be killed. And so...I think it's just logical that we make the best of the time we have together. And for that matter...because we might not ever even get to have a second date...can we just go screw somewhere now? Just so I don't pass away wondering "I wonder if we could have ever been anything?"
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    no.
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    And miles to go before I sleep.

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    Don't think it'll work? Damnit, I gotta demise a new plan.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9
    Don't think it'll work? Damnit, I gotta demise a new plan.
    i think the word you're looking for here is deVise...

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    Quote Originally Posted by shagwAg3n
    i think the word you're looking for here is deVise...
    And you would be right. Reps to you.

    I'm too lazy to go back and fix it, though, LoL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9
    Next time I'm going to the bar, I've already got my pickup line pre-planned. It'll go something like this...

    "I mean...have you ever thought about it? Death, I mean. At any given point...we could just pass away. It could be a health problem we don't know about. It could be an oncoming driver out of control. It could be anything. When I leave this bar tonight, even, I could be killed. And so...I think it's just logical that we make the best of the time we have together. And for that matter...because we might not ever even get to have a second date...can we just go screw somewhere now? (insert bitchslap here) Just so I don't pass away wondering "I wonder if we could have ever been anything?"


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    Quote Originally Posted by KDM guy
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    hmm yea..... go try that one and let us know how it goes

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    Quote Originally Posted by imbosile
    hmm yea..... go try that one and let us know how it goes
    I'll do a writeup!
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    IF IF IF you do it, let me come, I'm videoing it!!!

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    ^^^yea
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    Funny but hell if you find someone that gullible. Just might work


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    Awesome!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.

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    out of 100 girls, one might fuck you. but she would have fucked you anyway if you think about it.

    pick up lines are pretty worthless.. "hey, what's up? my name's blah blah" is usually alot more succesfull chicks dig guys who have the guts to walk up and talk to them. it shows your not a pathetic weakling..

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluuuurr
    out of 100 girls, one might fuck you. but she would have fucked you anyway if you think about it.

    pick up lines are pretty worthless.. "hey, what's up? my name's blah blah" is usually alot more succesfull chicks dig guys who have the guts to walk up and talk to them. it shows your not a pathetic weakling..

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    Quote Originally Posted by bluuuurr
    out of 100 girls, one might fuck you. but she would have fucked you anyway if you think about it.

    pick up lines are pretty worthless.. "hey, what's up? my name's blah blah" is usually alot more succesfull chicks dig guys who have the guts to walk up and talk to them. it shows your not a pathetic weakling..
    LoL, no worries. I've got my skills. This is merely for shits and giggles. I was just bored earlier sitting here going "How many crappy ways can I come up with to pick up a chick?"

    ...you should have heard some of the stuff i came up with...
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    Quote Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9
    Next time I'm going to the bar, I've already got my pickup line pre-planned. It'll go something like this...

    "I mean...have you ever thought about it? Death, I mean. At any given point...we could just pass away. It could be a health problem we don't know about. It could be an oncoming driver out of control. It could be anything. When I leave this bar tonight, even, I could be killed. And so...I think it's just logical that we make the best of the time we have together. And for that matter...because we might not ever even get to have a second date...can we just go screw somewhere now? Just so I don't pass away wondering "I wonder if we could have ever been anything?"

    considering youre posting this at 7pm on a saturday night id say pick up lines are the least of your worries...and stop stealing shit from movies.....pearl harbor ftl
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    Quote Originally Posted by MR.org
    considering youre posting this at 7pm on a saturday night id say pick up lines are the least of your worries...and stop stealing shit from movies.....pearl harbor ftl
    Considering it was 7pm, I was waiting for the girls to get ready...

    And you're right, they DID use something like that, didn't they. Damn...I haven't seen that movie in a long-ass time. Guess I should watch it, again; I'd forgotten they used that line.

    It's so kind of you to always try to be a dick to me. But anymore, your attempts are rather humorous. I believe btlfed and jmmx can attest to me having plenty of female friends...
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    Quote Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9
    I believe btlfed and jmmx can attest to me having plenty of female friends...
    That's FACT, and almost all of them were hot. How many of them he is fucking though...
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    That's FACT, and almost all of them were hot. How many of them he is fucking though...
    A gentleman never tells all his stories...

    If you'd made it the second night, LoL, the group was just as big, if not about 4 more, and only a few of them were repeats from the night before.
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    Quote Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9
    A gentleman never tells all his stories...

    If you'd made it the second night, LoL, the group was just as big, if not about 4 more, and only a few of them were repeats from the night before.
    Good point, but I already had a sure thing sittin here, as I do right now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9
    Considering it was 7pm, I was waiting for the girls to get ready...

    And you're right, they DID use something like that, didn't they. Damn...I haven't seen that movie in a long-ass time. Guess I should watch it, again; I'd forgotten they used that line.

    It's so kind of you to always try to be a dick to me. But anymore, your attempts are rather humorous. I believe btlfed and jmmx can attest to me having plenty of female friends...
    i'll vouch
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    Wait...and when did I ever steal something from a movie other than this time...which I had forgotten something along those lines was used?
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    Quote Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9
    Next time I'm going to the bar, I've already got my pickup line pre-planned. It'll go something like this...

    "I mean...have you ever thought about it? Death, I mean. At any given point...we could just pass away. It could be a health problem we don't know about. It could be an oncoming driver out of control. It could be anything. When I leave this bar tonight, even, I could be killed. And so...I think it's just logical that we make the best of the time we have together. And for that matter...because we might not ever even get to have a second date...can we just go screw somewhere now? Just so I don't pass away wondering "I wonder if we could have ever been anything?"
    That's a line from Pearl Harbor, All you need is the fake tears.


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    Quote Originally Posted by aaronfelipe
    That's a line from Pearl Harbor, All you need is the fake tears.
    LoL @ water FTW.
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    you'll figure it out when you graduate from highschool, what next year is it? that grammar doesnt matter in the real world, even though my grammatical use in that sentence was correct, you know when i was your age i was chasing poon, not playing on the internet, but i dont know your situation, your parents could have put you on restriction or something, so i wont go there

    p.s......no more waiting on lightning fast wit......i have other shit to do that doesnt include playing name tag on the internet w/ underage kids
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    I got five on it, that if this guy ever does meet Evil Goat he shits his pants and says nothing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MR.org
    you'll figure it out when you graduate from highschool, what next year is it? that grammar doesnt matter in the real world, even though my grammatical use in that sentence was correct, you know when i was your age i was chasing poon, not playing on the internet, but i dont know your situation, your parents could have put you on restriction or something, so i wont go there
    i don't blame you, back in your day the internet was either slow as hell or was not even invented for commericial use yet, either or.

    and i'm killing time until i go play tennis with my friend, currently i'm hopping inbetween here and finding a detailed description of the USC fees in detail to try and figure out my future financial situation.

    I already have a girl that i'm chasing as well.

    All of your jokes are baseless
    so instead of telling others to quit making threads
    you should either do your homework or quit being a certified asshole, because you don't do it well... atleast QD and Thinkfast and others are funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by MR.org
    you'll figure it out when you graduate from highschool, what next year is it? that grammar doesnt matter in the real world, even though my grammatical use in that sentence was correct, you know when i was your age i was chasing poon, not playing on the internet, but i dont know your situation, your parents could have put you on restriction or something, so i wont go there

    p.s......no more waiting on lightning fast wit......i have other shit to do that doesnt include playing name tag on the internet w/ underage kids
    lmao, you're still in here waiting for a response
    so don't give me that shit
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    OMG...I can't wait to get to NG so I can jump on and post and make fun of this kid...
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    Quote Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9
    OMG...I can't wait to get to NG so I can jump on and post and make fun of this kid...
    not a kid though

    i think hes up there in age, 40ish???
    i remember him saying he had a kid in the 5-10 range i think, if my memory serves me right
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    lmao.. shit evasive hook a ef brotha up if you got some many womens.. lol for real though man.. i'm down whenever.. you got my number.. lol
    there i did it.. what'd you think?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AgentEasyX8900
    lmao.. shit evasive hook a ef brotha up if you got some many womens.. lol for real though man.. i'm down whenever.. you got my number.. lol
    get in line you baestard
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lucky SC
    get in line you baestard
    Or you two just get your own game and stop trying to sponge off your homie's skills.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    Or you two just get your own game and stop trying to sponge off your homie's skills.
    cough* joke cough*
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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    Or you two just get your own game and stop trying to sponge off your homie's skills.
    there goes btlfed cockblockin.. LOL.. ahaha no but for real i need some pussy..
    there i did it.. what'd you think?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AgentEasyX8900
    there goes btlfed cockblockin.. LOL.. ahaha no but for real i need some pussy..
    I'm not cockblockin. No need to. I got a girl I'm dating already and she is fuckin awesome in bed. She's all I need at the moment.
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    Quote Originally Posted by HalfBaked
    Anytime I'm driving south of I-20 in the perimeter, I play spot the white driver.

    Generally I don't count past 10.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AgentEasyX8900
    there goes btlfed cockblockin.. LOL.. ahaha no but for real i need some pussy..
    haha

    just set up a fake coach or juicy coutoure give away event at your house in the newspaper and then lock the doors...

    the idea is in the rough stages of development, but i'm sure it'll work out somehow...
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