I think I know my pickup line for next time..

[EvasiveEF9]

Next time I'm going to the bar, I've already got my pickup line pre-planned. It'll go something like this...

"I mean...have you ever thought about it? Death, I mean. At any given point...we could just pass away. It could be a health problem we don't know about. It could be an oncoming driver out of control. It could be anything. When I leave this bar tonight, even, I could be killed. And so...I think it's just logical that we make the best of the time we have together. And for that matter...because we might not ever even get to have a second date...can we just go screw somewhere now? Just so I don't pass away wondering "I wonder if we could have ever been anything?"

[Halfwit]

no.

[EvasiveEF9]

Don't think it'll work? Damnit, I gotta demise a new plan.

[BKgen®]

Next time I'm going to the bar, I've already got my pickup line pre-planned. It'll go something like this...

"I mean...have you ever thought about it? Death, I mean. At any given point...we could just pass away. It could be a health problem we don't know about. It could be an oncoming driver out of control. It could be anything. When I leave this bar tonight, even, I could be killed. And so...I think it's just logical that we make the best of the time we have together. And for that matter...because we might not ever even get to have a second date...can we just go screw somewhere now? (insert bitchslap here) Just so I don't pass away wondering "I wonder if we could have ever been anything?"

[OneSlow5pt0]

.

[imbosile]

hmm yea..... go try that one and let us know how it goes

[AnthonyF]

^^^yea

[EvasiveEF9]

hmm yea..... go try that one and let us know how it goes

I'll do a writeup!

[jmmx258]

IF IF IF you do it, let me come, I'm videoing it!!!

[twinj]

Funny but hell if you find someone that gullible. Just might work

[BTLFED]

Awesome!

[bluuuurr]

out of 100 girls, one might fuck you. but she would have fucked you anyway if you think about it.

pick up lines are pretty worthless.. "hey, what's up? my name's blah blah" is usually alot more succesfull chicks dig guys who have the guts to walk up and talk to them. it shows your not a pathetic weakling..

[buffdaddy18]

out of 100 girls, one might fuck you. but she would have fucked you anyway if you think about it.

pick up lines are pretty worthless.. "hey, what's up? my name's blah blah" is usually alot more succesfull chicks dig guys who have the guts to walk up and talk to them. it shows your not a pathetic weakling..

+1

[EvasiveEF9]

out of 100 girls, one might fuck you. but she would have fucked you anyway if you think about it.

pick up lines are pretty worthless.. "hey, what's up? my name's blah blah" is usually alot more succesfull chicks dig guys who have the guts to walk up and talk to them. it shows your not a pathetic weakling..

LoL, no worries. I've got my skills. This is merely for shits and giggles. I was just bored earlier sitting here going "How many crappy ways can I come up with to pick up a chick?"

...you should have heard some of the stuff i came up with...

[Evil Goat]

Next time I'm going to the bar, I've already got my pickup line pre-planned. It'll go something like this...

"I mean...have you ever thought about it? Death, I mean. At any given point...we could just pass away. It could be a health problem we don't know about. It could be an oncoming driver out of control. It could be anything. When I leave this bar tonight, even, I could be killed. And so...I think it's just logical that we make the best of the time we have together. And for that matter...because we might not ever even get to have a second date...can we just go screw somewhere now? Just so I don't pass away wondering "I wonder if we could have ever been anything?"

considering youre posting this at 7pm on a saturday night id say pick up lines are the least of your worries...and stop stealing shit from movies.....pearl harbor ftl

[EvasiveEF9]

considering youre posting this at 7pm on a saturday night id say pick up lines are the least of your worries...and stop stealing shit from movies.....pearl harbor ftl

Considering it was 7pm, I was waiting for the girls to get ready...

And you're right, they DID use something like that, didn't they. Damn...I haven't seen that movie in a long-ass time. Guess I should watch it, again; I'd forgotten they used that line.

It's so kind of you to always try to be a dick to me. But anymore, your attempts are rather humorous. I believe btlfed and jmmx can attest to me having plenty of female friends...

[EvasiveEF9]

Wait...and when did I ever steal something from a movie other than this time...which I had forgotten something along those lines was used?

[BTLFED]

I believe btlfed and jmmx can attest to me having plenty of female friends...

That's FACT, and almost all of them were hot. How many of them he is fucking though...

[ruffriderGA]

girl if you was some gravy id sop you up with a biscuit

[EvasiveEF9]

That's FACT, and almost all of them were hot. How many of them he is fucking though...

A gentleman never tells all his stories...

If you'd made it the second night, LoL, the group was just as big, if not about 4 more, and only a few of them were repeats from the night before.

[Lucky DAWG]

Considering it was 7pm, I was waiting for the girls to get ready...

And you're right, they DID use something like that, didn't they. Damn...I haven't seen that movie in a long-ass time. Guess I should watch it, again; I'd forgotten they used that line.

It's so kind of you to always try to be a dick to me. But anymore, your attempts are rather humorous. I believe btlfed and jmmx can attest to me having plenty of female friends...

i'll vouch

[aaronfelipe]

Next time I'm going to the bar, I've already got my pickup line pre-planned. It'll go something like this...

"I mean...have you ever thought about it? Death, I mean. At any given point...we could just pass away. It could be a health problem we don't know about. It could be an oncoming driver out of control. It could be anything. When I leave this bar tonight, even, I could be killed. And so...I think it's just logical that we make the best of the time we have together. And for that matter...because we might not ever even get to have a second date...can we just go screw somewhere now? Just so I don't pass away wondering "I wonder if we could have ever been anything?"

That's a line from Pearl Harbor, All you need is the fake tears.

[BTLFED]

A gentleman never tells all his stories...

If you'd made it the second night, LoL, the group was just as big, if not about 4 more, and only a few of them were repeats from the night before.

Good point, but I already had a sure thing sittin here, as I do right now.

[Sol-Badguy]

[EvasiveEF9]

That's a line from Pearl Harbor, All you need is the fake tears.

LoL @ water FTW.

[EvasiveEF9]

Good point, but I already had a sure thing sittin here, as I do right now.

Damn...and here I am about to go up to Dahlonega to be locked in barracks where the only thing on my hall is a sgt who could rape the worlds strongest man, I swear...and two girls across that hall that on the first day of "welcoming" I had a sgt twice my size in my face screaming that if I even looked at them with an interested eye, he would personally have his boot in my face on the drill field.

Needless to say...I rarely even drop a flirtatious line to them.

I just think it's rather funny how people, such as MR.org, suck at what seems to be their greatest hobby.

[Evil Goat]

I just think it's rather funny how people, such as MR.org, suck at what seems to be their greatest hobby.

i think you should stick to your hobby, making shitty lame ass threads is your niche. your shits worse than bretts daily email reposts

[Lucky DAWG]

i think you should stick to your hobby, making shitty lame ass threads is your niche. your shits worse than bretts daily email reposts

sorry no

[Evil Goat]

sorry no

you can talk to me when you are of age, son

[Lucky DAWG]

you can talk to me when you are of age, son

can?

you mean did...
i thought you golden oldies were good at grammar

[Lucky DAWG]

(waiting for lightning fast wit)

[Evil Goat]

you'll figure it out when you graduate from highschool, what next year is it? that grammar doesnt matter in the real world, even though my grammatical use in that sentence was correct, you know when i was your age i was chasing poon, not playing on the internet, but i dont know your situation, your parents could have put you on restriction or something, so i wont go there

p.s......no more waiting on lightning fast wit......i have other shit to do that doesnt include playing name tag on the internet w/ underage kids

[Lucky DAWG]

you'll figure it out when you graduate from highschool, what next year is it? that grammar doesnt matter in the real world, even though my grammatical use in that sentence was correct, you know when i was your age i was chasing poon, not playing on the internet, but i dont know your situation, your parents could have put you on restriction or something, so i wont go there

i don't blame you, back in your day the internet was either slow as hell or was not even invented for commericial use yet, either or.

and i'm killing time until i go play tennis with my friend, currently i'm hopping inbetween here and finding a detailed description of the USC fees in detail to try and figure out my future financial situation.

I already have a girl that i'm chasing as well.

All of your jokes are baseless
so instead of telling others to quit making threads
you should either do your homework or quit being a certified asshole, because you don't do it well... atleast QD and Thinkfast and others are funny

[Lucky DAWG]

you'll figure it out when you graduate from highschool, what next year is it? that grammar doesnt matter in the real world, even though my grammatical use in that sentence was correct, you know when i was your age i was chasing poon, not playing on the internet, but i dont know your situation, your parents could have put you on restriction or something, so i wont go there

p.s......no more waiting on lightning fast wit......i have other shit to do that doesnt include playing name tag on the internet w/ underage kids

lmao, you're still in here waiting for a response
so don't give me that shit

[EvasiveEF9]

OMG...I can't wait to get to NG so I can jump on and post and make fun of this kid...

[Lucky DAWG]

OMG...I can't wait to get to NG so I can jump on and post and make fun of this kid...

not a kid though

i think hes up there in age, 40ish???
i remember him saying he had a kid in the 5-10 range i think, if my memory serves me right

[AgentEasy]

lmao.. shit evasive hook a ef brotha up if you got some many womens.. lol for real though man.. i'm down whenever.. you got my number.. lol

[Lucky DAWG]

lmao.. shit evasive hook a ef brotha up if you got some many womens.. lol for real though man.. i'm down whenever.. you got my number.. lol

get in line you baestard

[BTLFED]

get in line you baestard

Or you two just get your own game and stop trying to sponge off your homie's skills.

[Lucky DAWG]

Or you two just get your own game and stop trying to sponge off your homie's skills.

cough* joke cough*