Haha, I just read this whole thread.
The thread starter is a moron, and you would've been shot in a defensive manner for litigation purposes had it have been my mom and I was riding shotgun. Well, I would've just held you there until the police came and you told your story to them.
itsjustdee, I don't even know where to begin with you...I'm speechless.
That is all.
Originally Posted by jerseyef9
...and that's why the last two posters would probably be in jail with me, if I was alive.
Next time, to prevent people saying they'd have shot me, I'll just slam on the brakes when I'm on I75, and hold you up from getting to work on time. You'll still wanna shoot me since you may get fired...
...BUT AT LEAST I WON'T BE CHARGED WITH AGGRESSIVE DRIVING!
JDMadness ==>EvasiveEF9
...and that's why the last two posters would probably be in jail with me, if I was alive.
Next time, to prevent people saying they'd have shot me, I'll just slam on the brakes when I'm on I75, and hold you up from getting to work on time. You'll still wanna shoot me since you may get fired...
...BUT AT LEAST I WON'T BE CHARGED WITH AGGRESSIVE DRIVING!
rofl great point. then you would only be charged with: assault with a deadly weapon, reckless driving, public endangerment, attempted murder (if ur really lucky), and intentional/attempted manslaughter/ murder if someone was hurt/killed. Sounds like a great alternative to stoping the little lady in her subdivision.
"The 1911 is a collection of subsystems that must work together. Each part must be prepared and fit properly not only in and of itself, but also with regard to the other parts with which it must operate for the gun to function and appear as desired."
Dude...I swear there was something in the road. I gave proper spacing to not hit the vehicle in front of me and was trying to prevent hitting whatever was in the road in front of me. The lady behind me, on the other hand, apparently did NOT.rofl great point. then you would only be charged with: assault with a deadly weapon, reckless driving, public endangerment, attempted murder (if ur really lucky), and intentional/attempted manslaughter/ murder if someone was hurt/killed. Sounds like a great alternative to stoping the little lady in her subdivision.
JDMadness ==>
funny. but hate to say ur ass would still be grass. somthing in the road or not.Dude...I swear there was something in the road. I gave proper spacing to not hit the vehicle in front of me and was trying to prevent hitting whatever was in the road in front of me. The lady behind me, on the other hand, apparently did NOT.
now if that "something" punctured ur tire and made to deccelerate really fast, then i think u would be oklol
"The 1911 is a collection of subsystems that must work together. Each part must be prepared and fit properly not only in and of itself, but also with regard to the other parts with which it must operate for the gun to function and appear as desired."
After she hit me, I'd quickly run up to the front of the car with a kabar. "WTF, I dont' know, I saw it, but it was too late and it slit the sidewall of my tire. Because my car only weighs 1800lbs, it stopped me rather quickly. There was nothing I could do, your honor..."funny. but hate to say ur ass would still be grass. somthing in the road or not.
now if that "something" punctured ur tire and made to deccelerate really fast, then i think u would be ok
..we MIGHT be thinking too far into this.
JDMadness ==>
Wait...what the fuck am I even argueing for?
When the hell did I ever ask anyone's opinion on "Should I NOT have done this?"
WTF...it was a rant made for entertainment, and to vent on my hatred for dickheads on the road...rich or poor. Yes, it seemed aimed at the wealthier class, I realize that. But what the hell...it was meant for entertainment and venting. Keep your opinions. If you don't laugh...don't post.
Then again...what else would I have expected from IA...
JDMadness ==>
Sucks to here about your day. In all honesty though what you did was stupid. One, you couldve been shot. I know that sounds dumb but you never know. Two, if someone wouldve reported what happened to the police and gotten your tag number, you couldve gotten in some shit. Not trying to be rude or anything.. Just making a comment. Hope everything turned out better for you.
B.T.W. I didnt read anything but the first page, so im sure someone has flamed you already. Thats not my intentions in anyway.
LoL, I've been flamed and put on high...
Thanks for posting a non-bastardly but opinionated post.
JDMadness ==>
LoL, I've been flamed and put on high...
Thanks for posting a non-bastardly but opinionated post.
No prob man. Ive been tempted to do what you did alot, but only followed through maybe twice. I usually keep my cool pretty well. Anyways, fuck rich ass, none able to drive, ignorant, stuck up bitches.
Ya know, speaking of rich people who cant drive, i think i saw the most saddening thing ever the other day. On my way back to my girlfriends, a black s2k turned in front of me. Well in the middle of his turn i hear him grind the gears like crazy followed by him almost stalling the car. Once he got going, i noticed that everytime he changed gears that the car jerked. So i assume he couldnt shift very well. This doesnt that bad, but the s2k was so hot... OEM lip kit/body kit, Black rims that looked ALOT like Volk SF-Challenges, and a decent sounding exhaust. I thought that maybe it was his sons car or something, but the guy was trying to show off. He'd speed up in straight aways then slow WAY down in turns. Now im in my 07 Frontier so its obvious im not trying to race him, but he kept turning around and looking at me and smiling. I ended just laughing it off cause he almost wrecked after looking back when entering a turn. Anyways.. rant over..
Joker, the lady sense you were a owner of a EF with Z-3 fenders LOL J/K
totally
...I was in the talon
JDMadness ==>
negative sir...Without a doubt i could hit someone in the leg/arm/shoulder. I wasnt meaning only legs or arm... just making a broad and vague example.
im just saying most military and law enforcment agencies dont teach that idealology because they know its unrealistic.
"The 1911 is a collection of subsystems that must work together. Each part must be prepared and fit properly not only in and of itself, but also with regard to the other parts with which it must operate for the gun to function and appear as desired."
Only problem with not KILLING them with a shot is that then they can sue for...what is it...uncontrolled firearm, or something like that? IF I shoot...it's to kill. One shot. One kill.
JDMadness ==>
...we're taught shoot-to-kill. One-shot one-kill in the heart...
JDMadness ==>
so you either pick up chicks on the road or cut them off and threaten them... fo realz- RRFTW!!! roadrageforthewin!
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LoL, and get threatened by sheriffs. But YOU were HARD to hunt down!
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