Quote Originally Posted by mikesEK
you know what this might not even be his cat-taxi ,,,no wonder he dosnt come when I call him Jhonny ,,,shit his name might be ASS-PIRATE or SPARKLES or SHITTY KITTY ,,,i dunno ,,,one of yall just come get this bastard!!!!!!
I'll bet the cat is a pirate. Jacked it from someone's basement as a home, and started running low on food, so he threw it on his back, rucked up, and headed to a rich neighborhood where SOMEONE would take him in. Throw down the home, got in it, and waited. Now he's made his way into your home and he's plotting.

Good luck...