I WILL KILL THIS F**KING CAT!!!

**EvasiveEF9** · 03-02-2007, 12:50 AM

Originally Posted by mikesEK

you know what this might not even be his cat-taxi ,,,no wonder he dosnt come when I call him Jhonny ,,,shit his name might be ASS-PIRATE or SPARKLES or SHITTY KITTY ,,,i dunno ,,,one of yall just come get this bastard!!!!!!

I'll bet the cat is a pirate. Jacked it from someone's basement as a home, and started running low on food, so he threw it on his back, rucked up, and headed to a rich neighborhood where SOMEONE would take him in. Throw down the home, got in it, and waited. Now he's made his way into your home and he's plotting.

Good luck...

**mikesEK** · 03-02-2007, 12:50 AM

off-topic!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ,,,,,focus on gettin the cat outta my house!!!!

Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9

...so that means they don't exist?

**mikesEK** · 03-02-2007, 01:51 AM

I forgot to mention he does NOT have front claws

**Infinite** · 03-02-2007, 01:58 AM

i'll see if i can take the cat.

on another note. why the fuck does that gun say "Cedar Rapids Police" on the side... unless you are retired dont they tend to take service weapons back? lol

**mikesEK** · 03-02-2007, 02:07 AM

most law enforcement agencies carry their wepons for 4-5years before trading them in for new ones ,,,,the used one get refurbished and sold ,,I pick this one up because it has SRP on the side of it and you just dont see to many electric-less nickle Glocks floating around!!,,funny thing is when i get pulled over the cops look at me weird and say "son where'd you get this gun from??"

please take the cat .........I'll let you shoot my gun

Originally Posted by Infinite

i'll see if i can take the cat.

on another note. why the fuck does that gun say "Cedar Rapids Police" on the side... unless you are retired dont they tend to take service weapons back? lol

**TheGrillMan** · 03-02-2007, 02:08 AM

i have to say i admire you trying to give the cat a good home

most fucktards would just put it out on the street

btw tomorow is caturday i think so maybe some luck?

**Infinite** · 03-02-2007, 02:08 AM

lol
i have 3 cats and 7 dogs already.. i should be able to

trade ya for a glock 19

**Ex_Vtec_Girl** · 03-02-2007, 02:10 AM

I don't really need another cat since I already have 2, but I'll take him. Let me know if you still have him.

EDIT: I just looked at the pictures again & I just have 1 question. Look at his ear in the 1st picture you posted on the 1st page...is that dirt or is it some kind of wound? If it's dirt, I can take it (as long as somebody can tell me if it's a he or she!). If it's a wound, I can't...I'm too poor to take him to the vet to get he/she treated!

**TheGrillMan** · 03-02-2007, 02:15 AM

mozzletof!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you have just gotten a new kitty

**Ex_Vtec_Girl** · 03-02-2007, 02:19 AM

Originally Posted by quickdodge®

I'll let it slide this time. I just forgot the e. I know how it's spelled...was just typing too fast. Later, QD.

Isn't it "proceed"???

**Infinite** · 03-02-2007, 02:22 AM

i would believe its a he. johnny is an odd name for a female.and those discolorations just appear to be his skin. cats can have markings without fur, lol

**Ex_Vtec_Girl** · 03-02-2007, 02:26 AM

Originally Posted by Infinite

i would believe its a he. johnny is an odd name for a female.and those discolorations just appear to be his skin. cats can have markings without fur, lol

I agree about the name, but that doesn't necessarily mean anything. Hell, I went to school with a girl named Michael!

**Infinite** · 03-02-2007, 02:33 AM

thats not right

lol

**quickdodge®** · 03-02-2007, 05:09 AM

Originally Posted by Ex_Vtec_Girl

Isn't it "proceed"???

No, Michelle. I had the right word. Precede. Later, QD.

**Halfwit** · 03-02-2007, 07:30 AM

wooo hoooo kitty kitty kitty

**EvasiveEF9** · 03-02-2007, 08:11 AM

...never place your finger on the trigger unless you intend to kill...

You were gonna kill and innocent cat cuz it was looking at you? Bastard...

**JoeyKazez** · 03-02-2007, 08:45 AM

heres an idea
1. set yur cat up in a hilarious position
2. put on computer, and label something along the lines of "eye'm in yer haws, takin the shitz"
3. make big bucks.

good luck

**EvasiveEF9** · 03-02-2007, 08:48 AM

Originally Posted by JoeyKazez

heres an idea
1. set yur cat up in a hilarious position
2. put on computer, and label something along the lines of "eye'm in yer haws, takin the shitz"
3. make big bucks.

good luck

Then SELL it off as a celebrity for 20bucks.

**mikesEK** · 03-02-2007, 09:12 PM

I looked in his ear hole and it just the way his skin is pigmented ,,,and I tried to look at his package and ...umm ...I cant tell????he's is either a girl or a fixed dude cat

Originally Posted by Ex_Vtec_Girl

I don't really need another cat since I already have 2, but I'll take him. Let me know if you still have him.

EDIT: I just looked at the pictures again & I just have 1 question. Look at his ear in the 1st picture you posted on the 1st page...is that dirt or is it some kind of wound? If it's dirt, I can take it (as long as somebody can tell me if it's a he or she!). If it's a wound, I can't...I'm too poor to take him to the vet to get he/she treated!

**Nismo** · 03-02-2007, 09:26 PM

You may have saved that cat from being eaten!

**Tracy** · 03-02-2007, 09:27 PM

This thread is craking me up!

I would take him but Dan would kill the shit out of me! Maybe I can sneak him in with the rest of my children and he won't notice (3 cats, 2 gerbils and 2 chinchillas)...what's another cat? No I can't! Dammit. I have to leave for nashvillein 5 minutes! BOOOOOO me!

**Cale Tucker** · 03-02-2007, 09:34 PM

Don't kill the kitty!

**Mk3Jesse** · 03-02-2007, 10:06 PM

i would take it but my cat kills other cats,

**Cale Tucker** · 03-02-2007, 10:07 PM

Originally Posted by Mk3Jesse

i would take it but my cat kills other cats,

Wow that is one violent cat

**Mk3Jesse** · 03-02-2007, 10:09 PM

yea and the wierd thing is she is fixed, she is really protective, i guess she loves me or something i have no clue, but everytime other cats or w/e get in our yard she will go into attack mode, and the other cat will just look around all innocent, lol. i allways have to run out there and grab the damn thing. She attacked my friends dog i wish i had a video of that.

**Cale Tucker** · 03-02-2007, 10:11 PM

Originally Posted by Mk3Jesse

yea and the wierd thing is she is fixed, she is really protective, i guess she loves me or something i have no clue, but everytime other cats or w/e get in our yard she will go into attack mode, and the other cat will just look around all innocent, lol. i allways have to run out there and grab the damn thing. She attacked my friends dog i wish i had a video of that.

I don't really like pets, but I've always thought cats were cool. Yours is strange.

**Mk3Jesse** · 03-02-2007, 10:15 PM

lol yea it is, she thinks she can just kill shit because she can, i allways find birds and shit on my porch just wondering how the hell my cat caught a fucking bird... lol.

its a cool cat though, it isnt the norm.

**Cale Tucker** · 03-02-2007, 10:17 PM

Originally Posted by Mk3Jesse

lol yea it is, she thinks she can just kill shit because she can, i allways find birds and shit on my porch just wondering how the hell my cat caught a fucking bird... lol.

its a cool cat though, it isnt the norm.

I've seen cats try to catch birds before. It seems that they cannot grab it when I'm watching.

**Mk3Jesse** · 03-02-2007, 10:18 PM

haha thats crazy, i never see her do it, i just find them scattered in the yard, i sware my cat has to be a mix with a wild cat or something.. And she dont even eat them, she just kills them... its so retarded. but i guess no robot birds are gona be spying on me.. lol.

**Cale Tucker** · 03-02-2007, 10:20 PM

Originally Posted by Mk3Jesse

haha thats crazy, i never see her do it, i just find them scattered in the yard, i sware my cat has to be a mix with a wild cat or something.. And she dont even eat them, she just kills them... its so retarded. but i guess no robot birds are gona be spying on me.. lol.

Maybe she does it for the sport? haha

**Wurm** · 03-02-2007, 10:25 PM

shit my cat brings me bats still alive she sneaks them in my house and then thinks she deserves some damn cat food

**Tracy** · 03-02-2007, 10:32 PM

My cat is a killer, too. She is constantly bringing me moles and birds. That's how they pay rent

**Mk3Jesse** · 03-02-2007, 10:35 PM

no shit, i thought it was just me, do your guy's/ girl's cats attack other animals? lol.

**Wurm** · 03-02-2007, 10:37 PM

my cat is the damn devil. she is solid white with a blue eye and a green eye.. If you dont let her get her way she will jump on your computer chair while your not paying attention and attack your head and that shit hurts. One day she got her claw stuck in my nose i had to get my dad to pull it out

**Mk3Jesse** · 03-02-2007, 10:40 PM

Originally Posted by Wurm

my cat is the damn devil. she is solid white with a blue eye and a green eye.. If you dont let her get her way she will jump on your computer chair while your not paying attention and attack your head and that shit hurts. One day she got her claw stuck in my nose i had to get my dad to pull it out

lmao, thats fucking tight as hell

**Wurm** · 03-02-2007, 10:41 PM

yeah she is cool when im not bleeding

**Cale Tucker** · 03-02-2007, 10:42 PM

Originally Posted by Wurm

my cat is the damn devil. she is solid white with a blue eye and a green eye.. If you dont let her get her way she will jump on your computer chair while your not paying attention and attack your head and that shit hurts. One day she got her claw stuck in my nose i had to get my dad to pull it out

Haha im suddenly happy that I don't have a cat.

**Crazy Asian** · 03-02-2007, 10:44 PM

AHAHA I should have taken pics of my dog. His name was Lazy but damn this mofo scares me. At the age of 1 he was already bringing me dead cats bird moles rats and a dead racoon. Hell one time he was fighting with a freakin two coyotes. Mind you this is in Cali and I HAD A BACKYARD now I got this gaping forest in a subdivision.

**Infinite** · 03-02-2007, 10:48 PM

ya know... you could just give the cat to Ran... it may feed him for a day or two

**Mr_Mischif** · 03-02-2007, 11:14 PM

Originally Posted by Wurm

my cat is the damn devil. she is solid white with a blue eye and a green eye.. If you dont let her get her way she will jump on your computer chair while your not paying attention and attack your head and that shit hurts. One day she got her claw stuck in my nose i had to get my dad to pull it out

I could forsee that cat getting declawed in the immediate future.

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