I WILL KILL THIS F**KING CAT!!!

**mikesEK** · 03-01-2007, 11:36 PM

I WILL KILL THIS F**KING CAT!!!

go to page "2"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**OneSlow5pt0** · 03-01-2007, 11:37 PM

y?

**Lucky DAWG** · 03-01-2007, 11:37 PM

uhhhhhh

calm down.....

**unkn0wndj** · 03-01-2007, 11:38 PM

Chillllll pussies are your friends!

Haha Cedar Rapids Police.

**quickdodge®** · 03-01-2007, 11:39 PM

I'm glad you didn't preced this post with a "Funny Inside" opening, brcause that would have been very misleading. What is the point of this besides proving that you don't have to have a high IQ to make a post? Later, QD.

**unkn0wndj** · 03-01-2007, 11:41 PM

Originally Posted by quickdodge®

I'm glad you didn't preced this post with a "Funny Inside" opening, brcause that would have been very misleading. What is the point of this besides proving that you don't have to have a high IQ to make a post? Later, QD.

Precede* lol.

**EvasiveEF9** · 03-01-2007, 11:44 PM

Originally Posted by unkn0wndj

Precede* lol.

...oh shit...

Rule #1 of IA.
-Don't correct QD. He will eat your babies.

**unkn0wndj** · 03-01-2007, 11:45 PM

Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9

...oh shit...

Rule #1 of IA.
-Don't correct QD. He will eat your babies.

I know this. I just thought it'd be kinda cool this one time

**aaronfelipe** · 03-01-2007, 11:45 PM

Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9

...oh shit...

Rule #1 of IA.
-Don't correct QD. He will eat your babies.

....Alive..

**EvasiveEF9** · 03-01-2007, 11:46 PM

Originally Posted by aaronfelipe

....Alive..

...for breakfast...

**quickdodge®** · 03-01-2007, 11:49 PM

Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9

...oh shit...

Rule #1 of IA.
-Don't correct QD. He will eat your babies.

I'll let it slide this time. I just forgot the e. I know how it's spelled...was just typing too fast. Later, QD.

**EvasiveEF9** · 03-01-2007, 11:52 PM

Originally Posted by quickdodge®

I'll let it slide this time. I just forgot the e. I know how it's spelled...was just typing too fast. Later, QD.

Trust me I know you know your vocab...we actually brought that up in battle...two years ago? I don't know... Yet I still ALWAYS fuck up the word grammar.

I mean his call out WAS legit... Go get the dude in the other thread talking about "gangsters"!!!

**Ex_Vtec_Girl** · 03-02-2007, 02:19 AM

Originally Posted by quickdodge®

I'll let it slide this time. I just forgot the e. I know how it's spelled...was just typing too fast. Later, QD.

Isn't it "proceed"???

**Leadfoot_mf** · 03-02-2007, 12:40 AM

Originally Posted by quickdodge®

I'm glad you didn't preced this post with a "Funny Inside" opening, brcause that would have been very misleading. What is the point of this besides proving that you don't have to have a high IQ to make a post? Later, QD.

you also made a typo.

**OneSlow5pt0** · 03-01-2007, 11:43 PM

dont hurt the cute kitty

**unkn0wndj** · 03-01-2007, 11:46 PM

Birth Control FTMFW!

**unkn0wndj** · 03-01-2007, 11:50 PM

Wait whoa this is like a record heh.

**EvasiveEF9** · 03-01-2007, 11:53 PM

Originally Posted by unkn0wndj

Wait whoa this is like a record heh.

I know, I've never seen him let one "slide"

**aaronfelipe** · 03-01-2007, 11:52 PM

~~writes down for IA trivia question~~

**sirkus** · 03-01-2007, 11:53 PM

Originally Posted by mikesEK

I WILL KILL THIS F**KING CAT!!!

I bet you won't.

**b@d @pple** · 03-01-2007, 11:54 PM

kill yourself

**sirkus** · 03-02-2007, 12:03 AM

It's not that fun doing it that close up anyways... gotta pop off a few shots first, make it run. Then see if you can hit it.

**mikesEK** · 03-02-2007, 12:07 AM

OK OK OK ....not really ,,but I do need this feline outta my house ASAP
**THE STORY**
My wife pulls in to our sub-division and sees a box that looks like a cat-taxi in the road kinda off to the side ,so she stops to see what the deal is and it's a cat-taxi and the door is open but the cat is in there just chillin out .So she brings the cat home and he/she has been here for a couple of days and its gotta go for the following reasons

(1)My Rottie keep looking at the cat like its food
(2)I think cats are for fags & bitches (homosexuals and ladies I apologize if I offended anyone)
(3)My wife wants to go get it shots and groomed to the tune of apprx 280 bucks ,(I can buy more EK parts with that money)
(4)I think cats are for fags & bitches ,,did I cover this allready?
(5)He makes these crazy wierd morbid noises at night ,,sounds like a baby crying and the shit creeps me out!!!!!!!!

even thou he make these strange sounds ,when I go to check on him he's purring ,the cat is allways purring ,,so I guess he's a happy cat

This may seem weird but I'm not sure if it a boy or a girl ,,I held it up to look at his package but I didnt really see anything down there so.....ummm...yeah

ohhh yeah,,, his name is Johnny Lin or at least that what his little cat house says on it

my wife whet and bought him a shit box ,kitty litter ,& cat food which is all included
with this cat

I may seem harsh but I love ani-mules (that what I call animals) and I dont wanna take him to the pound ,cause the little bastard might get gassed ,I dont want that so one of you guys take him (or her)!!!!!!!

I will deliever
Mike 770-309-3487

**Killer** · 03-02-2007, 12:12 AM

Originally Posted by mikesEK

OK OK OK ....not really ,,but I do need this feline outta my house ASAP
**THE STORY**
My wife pulls in to our sub-division and sees a box that looks like a cat-taxi in the road kinda off to the side ,so she stops to see what the deal is and it's a cat-taxi and the door is open but the cat is in there just chillin out .So she brings the cat home and he/she has been here for a couple of days and its gotta go for the following reasons

(1)My Rottie keep looking at the cat like its food
(2)I think cats are for fags & bitches (homosexuals and ladies I apologize if I offended anyone)
(3)My wife wants to go get it shots and groomed to the tune of apprx 280 bucks ,(I can buy more EK parts with that money)
(4)I think cats are for fags & bitches ,,did I cover this allready?
(5)He makes these crazy wierd morbid noises at night ,,sounds like a baby crying and the shit creeps me out!!!!!!!!

even thou he make these strange sounds ,when I go to check on him he's purring ,the cat is allways purring ,,so I guess he's a happy cat

This may seem weird but I'm not sure if it a boy or a girl ,,I held it up to look at his package but I didnt really see anything down there so.....ummm...yeah

ohhh yeah,,, his name is Johnny Lin or at least that what his little cat house says on it

my wife whet and bought him a shit box ,kitty litter ,& cat food which is all included
with this cat

I may seem harsh but I love ani-mules (that what I call animals) and I dont wanna take him to the pound ,cause the little bastard might get gassed ,I dont want that so one of you guys take him (or her)!!!!!!!

I will deliever
Mike 770-309-3487

i'm not a cat fan, but that is a pretty cat... gl with finding it a home man

**OneSlow5pt0** · 03-02-2007, 12:08 AM

i like cats

**Killer** · 03-02-2007, 12:08 AM

i'll bet you're more scared of the cat than he is of u.. or your gun...

thing is basically calling u out.. u pussy.... (pun intended)

**Djlin** · 03-02-2007, 12:17 AM

Lol wtf.. the cat has the same last name as me rofl.. It must be my distant cousin..

**EvasiveEF9** · 03-02-2007, 12:19 AM

Maybe it's already been spay/neutered?

GL Finding it a home...I'd say I'd help out, but the other cat we have is a dominant outdoor cat. Cat doesn't want a damn thing to do with humans except for you to open doors. I think the cat even eats out in the wild... I don't mind giving it a home like htat if you don't, but this cat seems to have been home-cared for too long to an outdoor cat...

**mikesEK** · 03-02-2007, 12:30 AM

yeah I put him outside (cause he's was making that weird noise and waking up my newborn) but he meowed at the door for like ten minute straight so I let him back in (he's been here 2 days and he thinks this is home)

if any of yall give a shit ,,we dont lock him in the little cat house ,he has roamed free around my house since he's been here ,and he dosnt bother anyone and he's to clean to have been neglected<<hope i spelled that right<<

I cant help but think maybe some was going out of town and was gonna leave at the vet/pet sitter place and they left him on top of the car and took off and he fell off,,,shit who knows??????

Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9

Maybe it's already been spay/neutered?

GL Finding it a home...I'd say I'd help out, but the other cat we have is a dominant outdoor cat. Cat doesn't want a damn thing to do with humans except for you to open doors. I think the cat even eats out in the wild... I don't mind giving it a home like htat if you don't, but this cat seems to have been home-cared for too long to an outdoor cat...

**TheGrillMan** · 03-02-2007, 12:21 AM

hrmm let me check with the wife i might take it off your hands

**mikesEK** · 03-02-2007, 12:23 AM

better yet guys if any of yall know MENG-HUI LIN ,,,tell him or her to come get this fucking cat!!!!!!!!!!!there is only one asian family in my neighbor hood (that I know of)
and that little veitnamese/cambodian (or where ever he's from) broke into my EK and my P5 ,,so I dont see me going over there to see if he lost his cat

**Djlin** · 03-02-2007, 12:30 AM

maybe MENG-HUI wanted to get rid of the cat so decided to leave it outside with the door open hoping it would run away?

**mikesEK** · 03-02-2007, 12:38 AM

Yeah I could go for that ,,,but they left the fucker 4feet in the street???c'mon now

Originally Posted by Djlin

maybe MENG-HUI wanted to get rid of the cat so decided to leave it outside with the door open hoping it would run away?

**Djlin** · 03-02-2007, 12:43 AM

Originally Posted by mikesEK

Yeah I could go for that ,,,but they left the fucker 4feet in the street???c'mon now

maybe it is an evil kitty... and they tried to make a freak accident but failed.. but yeah im guessing meng hui is chinese Lin can't be anything else.. i never met someone with last name Lin that wasn't Taiwanese or Chinese..

**mikesEK** · 03-02-2007, 12:49 AM

you know what this might not even be his cat-taxi ,,,no wonder he dosnt come when I call him Jhonny ,,,shit his name might be ASS-PIRATE or SPARKLES or SHITTY KITTY ,,,i dunno ,,,one of yall just come get this bastard!!!!!!

Originally Posted by Djlin

maybe it is an evil kitty... and they tried to make a freak accident but failed.. but yeah im guessing meng hui is chinese Lin can't be anything else.. i never met someone with last name Lin that wasn't Taiwanese or Chinese..

**EvasiveEF9** · 03-02-2007, 12:50 AM

Originally Posted by mikesEK

you know what this might not even be his cat-taxi ,,,no wonder he dosnt come when I call him Jhonny ,,,shit his name might be ASS-PIRATE or SPARKLES or SHITTY KITTY ,,,i dunno ,,,one of yall just come get this bastard!!!!!!

I'll bet the cat is a pirate. Jacked it from someone's basement as a home, and started running low on food, so he threw it on his back, rucked up, and headed to a rich neighborhood where SOMEONE would take him in. Throw down the home, got in it, and waited. Now he's made his way into your home and he's plotting.

Good luck...

**EvasiveEF9** · 03-02-2007, 12:49 AM

Originally Posted by Djlin

maybe it is an evil kitty... and they tried to make a freak accident but failed.. but yeah im guessing meng hui is chinese Lin can't be anything else.. i never met someone with last name Lin that wasn't Taiwanese or Chinese..

...so that means they don't exist?

**mikesEK** · 03-02-2007, 12:50 AM

off-topic!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ,,,,,focus on gettin the cat outta my house!!!!

Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9

...so that means they don't exist?

**mikesEK** · 03-02-2007, 12:37 AM

MENG-HUI LIN can any of you guys tell what origin this name is

cambodian
chinese
veitnamese
mong
laocean
korean I prolly just mis-spelled half of that shit???????

**EvasiveEF9** · 03-02-2007, 12:37 AM

Try posting "lost cat" flyers? Or is it "found cat"...shit, I dont' know anymore.

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