Results 1 to 27 of 27

Thread: The Braveheart Challenge...I STILL HURT!

  1. 02-24-2007, 08:44 AM #1
    EvasiveEF9
    EvasiveEF9 is offline
    LCpl; USMC EvasiveEF9's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    San Diego, CA
    Age
    39
    Posts
    8,798
    Rep Power
    30

    Default The Braveheart Challenge...I STILL HURT!

    Oh my god...I hurt...

    We ended up going to wild wings cafe last night. Buddy of mine and I got to talkin' shit about eating hot foods. I told him he couldn't handle a braveheart wing (rated the hottest wing in Atlanta). He challenged me. A girl stepped in and was like "I'll do it!" Another buddy of mine was coming, and last time we went at it, I beat him, so I figured he'd be up for another. So I ordered 4 wings and waiting for my buddy to arrive.

    He get theres and I hand him the wing and we go at it. After finishing it, it only took about 3 minutes before the first guy wussed out and grabbed the milk. I waited for the girl to get her milk, but she didn't bust. We sat there...sweating and dying, and the spiciness starting going away so we ordered 3 more. We chowed down and tears hit our eyes.

    Spiciness started going away again, and we ordered 6 more, because this needed to end the game. I ask them to get them as hot as possible. The cook comes out from the back and personally looks us over in all of our glory and starts laughing and goes "Well...ok". He personally brings them out and sets them on the table, laughing...

    The three of us look over our doom as the rest of the table is laughing their asses off. Our stomachs are already blazing because we didn't drink milk prior to the challenge (if you know anything about hot foods, you drink milk first so it coats the lining of the stomach to protect it. Also, milk is a base where as hot stuff is an acid...so when you cross them, the milk cancels out the burning acid). We split these clumps of shit up amongst the three of us and down them. The girl got one down, dry-choked and grabbed the milk. My buddy and I laugh as we're sitting there dying from the heat. Tables around us, and some of the staff have overheard whats' going on, and they're starting to come take a glance. My buddy and I sat for about 15 minutes until the burning went away and called a truce and finished the milk. No winner has yet been decided...

    However...even though I may have been of the "top-2"...my stomach hurts SOOO bad this morning! I've tried downing milk and everything, and I can still taste the un-digested peppers and spices in my stomach...or maybe whats' left behind. In addition, this morning (here's the gross part...skip this if you are weak in the stomach) I went and took the most painful crap the world has ever seen. This crap was no ordinary crap...it was solid BLACK. My stomach still burns like shit, and I've got spices all through my system...

    Mother of god...I hate myself for having to be a "man," and I know the worst is still yet to come...

    I'll bring pictures of what these wings (as well as my face) look(ed) like during the challenge...

    But bottom line...holy CRAP I hurt! THIS SUCKS!
    JDMadness ==> EvasiveEF9
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  2. 02-24-2007, 08:50 AM #2
    Sol-Badguy
    Sol-Badguy is offline
    I miss Atlanta. Sol-Badguy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Location
    No
    Age
    38
    Posts
    9,232
    Rep Power
    31

    Default

    Damn.

    I want some of those wings.

    The hottest I've had yet were at a place called Fat Cats in Austell. They had me crying at every bite.

    Where'd you go to get those?
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  3. 02-24-2007, 08:50 AM #3
    The Yousef
    The Yousef is offline
    RIP Leisa! The Yousef's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    Woodstock
    Age
    41
    Posts
    23,188
    Rep Power
    48

    Default

    ....all in the name of bravado

    Val RIP
    Quote Originally Posted by Halfwit
    my only rule in life
    1: NEVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, DATE A GIRL OFF IA, OR TELL A GIRLFRIEND ABOUT IA.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  4. 02-24-2007, 08:54 AM #4
    EvasiveEF9
    EvasiveEF9 is offline
    LCpl; USMC EvasiveEF9's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    San Diego, CA
    Age
    39
    Posts
    8,798
    Rep Power
    30

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by BA Panda
    Damn.

    I want some of those wings.

    The hottest I've had yet were at a place called Fat Cats in Austell. They had me crying at every bite.

    Where'd you go to get those?
    Wild Wings Cafe. Best location I've found is the one on Roswell Road and the 120 loop. It's close to the big chicken (LoL, that just dawned on me...that's funny)
    JDMadness ==> EvasiveEF9
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  5. 02-24-2007, 08:54 AM #5
    EvasiveEF9
    EvasiveEF9 is offline
    LCpl; USMC EvasiveEF9's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    San Diego, CA
    Age
    39
    Posts
    8,798
    Rep Power
    30

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by The Yousef
    ....all in the name of bravado

    Needless to say, I WON'T be doing it this upcoming weekend like I'd said i would in my birthday thread, LoL.
    JDMadness ==> EvasiveEF9
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  6. 02-24-2007, 08:56 AM #6
    The Yousef
    The Yousef is offline
    RIP Leisa! The Yousef's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    Woodstock
    Age
    41
    Posts
    23,188
    Rep Power
    48

    Default

    LOL @ your black p00....
    Val RIP
    Quote Originally Posted by Halfwit
    my only rule in life
    1: NEVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, DATE A GIRL OFF IA, OR TELL A GIRLFRIEND ABOUT IA.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  7. 02-24-2007, 09:00 AM #7
    The Ren
    The Ren is offline
    The coolest chick SM The Ren's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    In Lostsolvtec's bed!
    Age
    41
    Posts
    18,265
    Rep Power
    44

    Default

    Have you ever tried the atomic wings at a quaker steak and lube? you have to sign a wavor to eat them...
    Val For President
    R.I.P. Our Dear Leisa..

    ASAP N.E. Chapter VP

    No more supra
    __________________________________________________ ________________________________________
    NIKON Squad member| NikonD40
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  8. 02-24-2007, 09:00 AM #8
    EvasiveEF9
    EvasiveEF9 is offline
    LCpl; USMC EvasiveEF9's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    San Diego, CA
    Age
    39
    Posts
    8,798
    Rep Power
    30

    Default

    oh my god, I just went again...I swear the spice is eating my stomach...
    JDMadness ==> EvasiveEF9
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  9. 02-24-2007, 09:01 AM #9
    EvasiveEF9
    EvasiveEF9 is offline
    LCpl; USMC EvasiveEF9's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    San Diego, CA
    Age
    39
    Posts
    8,798
    Rep Power
    30

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by The Ren
    Have you ever tried the atomic wings at a quaker steak and lube? you have to sign a wavor to eat them...
    ...wings from a gas station? I dont' know about that...
    JDMadness ==> EvasiveEF9
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  10. 02-24-2007, 09:02 AM #10
    The Ren
    The Ren is offline
    The coolest chick SM The Ren's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    In Lostsolvtec's bed!
    Age
    41
    Posts
    18,265
    Rep Power
    44

    Default

    Quaker STEAK and lube.. its a resturant in SC (and i think some other states)
    Val For President
    R.I.P. Our Dear Leisa..

    ASAP N.E. Chapter VP

    No more supra
    __________________________________________________ ________________________________________
    NIKON Squad member| NikonD40
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  11. 02-24-2007, 09:05 AM #11
    EvasiveEF9
    EvasiveEF9 is offline
    LCpl; USMC EvasiveEF9's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    San Diego, CA
    Age
    39
    Posts
    8,798
    Rep Power
    30

    Default

    Wait a minute...I think I may have been told about that place... If I ever end up in SC I'll probably take the challenge...but for right now it's taking two hands to hold my ass in.
    JDMadness ==> EvasiveEF9
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  12. 02-24-2007, 09:07 AM #12
    The Ren
    The Ren is offline
    The coolest chick SM The Ren's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    In Lostsolvtec's bed!
    Age
    41
    Posts
    18,265
    Rep Power
    44

    Default

    I would.. a buddy of mine and me tried it.. I got through a bite and I was done.. my lips burned for 2 days..
    Val For President
    R.I.P. Our Dear Leisa..

    ASAP N.E. Chapter VP

    No more supra
    __________________________________________________ ________________________________________
    NIKON Squad member| NikonD40
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  13. 02-24-2007, 09:40 AM #13
    D.Choe
    D.Choe is offline
    無限 ぽわ D.Choe's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    Athens, GA
    Age
    38
    Posts
    2,244
    Rep Power
    24

    Default

    lol have you tried the Insane wings at Zaxby's?

    It's not really THAT bad, but I could only eat about 5 of them and I can usually handle about 2-3 dried out habenero peppers before I go for milk.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  14. 02-24-2007, 10:03 AM #14
    Leadfoot_mf
    Leadfoot_mf is offline
    WheresClarenceBeeks? Leadfoot_mf's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jul 2005
    Location
    in http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/fucking%2C_Austria
    Posts
    4,784
    Rep Power
    28

    Default

    how about this for hotness?
    http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/23/hot.pepper.ap/
    -IA MGMT is inappropriate.

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  15. 02-24-2007, 10:05 AM #15
    Sol-Badguy
    Sol-Badguy is offline
    I miss Atlanta. Sol-Badguy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Location
    No
    Age
    38
    Posts
    9,232
    Rep Power
    31

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9
    Wait a minute...I think I may have been told about that place... If I ever end up in SC I'll probably take the challenge...but for right now it's taking two hands to hold my ass in.
    Actually, there's one at Arbor Place Mall in Douglasville.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  16. 02-24-2007, 10:43 AM #16
    DeutscheBAG!
    DeutscheBAG! is offline
    20valves of fury DeutscheBAG!'s Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    Chambodia-
    Age
    44
    Posts
    4,498
    Rep Power
    29

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by The Ren
    you have to sign a wavor...
    sounds like a bottle of hot sauce my uncle sent me from Texas..called Death and the other one called "scorned woman"
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  17. 02-24-2007, 11:11 AM #17
    Sol-Badguy
    Sol-Badguy is offline
    I miss Atlanta. Sol-Badguy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Location
    No
    Age
    38
    Posts
    9,232
    Rep Power
    31

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by DeutscheBAG!
    sounds like a bottle of hot sauce my uncle sent me from Texas..called Death and the other one called "scorned woman"
    Scorned Woman isn't bad. You can buy it at the airport..
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  18. 02-24-2007, 12:28 PM #18
    quickdodge®
    quickdodge® is offline
    Senior Member | IA Veteran quickdodge®'s Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2001
    Location
    In your soul
    Age
    55
    Posts
    71,805
    Rep Power
    129

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9
    Oh my god...I hurt...

    We ended up going to wild wings cafe last night. Buddy of mine and I got to talkin' shit about eating hot foods. I told him he couldn't handle a braveheart wing (rated the hottest wing in Atlanta). He challenged me. A girl stepped in and was like "I'll do it!" Another buddy of mine was coming, and last time we went at it, I beat him, so I figured he'd be up for another. So I ordered 4 wings and waiting for my buddy to arrive.

    He get theres and I hand him the wing and we go at it. After finishing it, it only took about 3 minutes before the first guy wussed out and grabbed the milk. I waited for the girl to get her milk, but she didn't bust. We sat there...sweating and dying, and the spiciness starting going away so we ordered 3 more. We chowed down and tears hit our eyes.

    Spiciness started going away again, and we ordered 6 more, because this needed to end the game. I ask them to get them as hot as possible. The cook comes out from the back and personally looks us over in all of our glory and starts laughing and goes "Well...ok". He personally brings them out and sets them on the table, laughing...

    The three of us look over our doom as the rest of the table is laughing their asses off. Our stomachs are already blazing because we didn't drink milk prior to the challenge (if you know anything about hot foods, you drink milk first so it coats the lining of the stomach to protect it. Also, milk is a base where as hot stuff is an acid...so when you cross them, the milk cancels out the burning acid). We split these clumps of shit up amongst the three of us and down them. The girl got one down, dry-choked and grabbed the milk. My buddy and I laugh as we're sitting there dying from the heat. Tables around us, and some of the staff have overheard whats' going on, and they're starting to come take a glance. My buddy and I sat for about 15 minutes until the burning went away and called a truce and finished the milk. No winner has yet been decided...

    However...even though I may have been of the "top-2"...my stomach hurts SOOO bad this morning! I've tried downing milk and everything, and I can still taste the un-digested peppers and spices in my stomach...or maybe whats' left behind. In addition, this morning (here's the gross part...skip this if you are weak in the stomach) I went and took the most painful crap the world has ever seen. This crap was no ordinary crap...it was solid BLACK. My stomach still burns like shit, and I've got spices all through my system...

    Mother of god...I hate myself for having to be a "man," and I know the worst is still yet to come...

    I'll bring pictures of what these wings (as well as my face) look(ed) like during the challenge...

    But bottom line...holy CRAP I hurt! THIS SUCKS!
    Be a real man and attend a habanero pepper eating contest with us. Later, QD.
    FOR MORE INFO, CLICK THE PIC!!!

    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  19. 02-24-2007, 01:47 PM #19
    fire7882
    fire7882 is offline
    Certified Gearhead fire7882's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2002
    Location
    Smyrna GA
    Posts
    330
    Rep Power
    23

    Default

    Black poo can mean you have internal bleeding. If it dosn't change soon, you might want to get that cheched out.

    www.webmd.com
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  20. 02-24-2007, 02:20 PM #20
    R3RUN
    R3RUN is offline
    Teh rock smoker R3RUN's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jun 2005
    Location
    Atlanta,GA/Tampa,FL
    Age
    38
    Posts
    2,828
    Rep Power
    23

    Default

    ^That would just be fucked up.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  21. 02-24-2007, 03:35 PM #21
    no control
    no control is offline
    don't worry about it no control's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Location
    douglasville
    Age
    36
    Posts
    306
    Rep Power
    19

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by R3RUN
    ^That would just be fucked up.
    x2
    myspace

    Quote Originally Posted by Magius
    Yes. Apparently I owe BlueBullet a McDonalds coupon, a catalytic converter, and some lint for his girlfriend.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  22. 02-24-2007, 03:50 PM #22
    Nismo
    Nismo is offline
    Senior Member | IA Veteran Nismo's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    Marietta
    Age
    40
    Posts
    5,892
    Rep Power
    29

    Default

    That would be fucking ownage.
    Quote Originally Posted by blackboi50
    white power!!!!!! .....1
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  23. 02-24-2007, 03:54 PM #23
    Tracy
    Tracy is offline
    www.BatlGround.com Tracy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Location
    ATL
    Age
    48
    Posts
    19,636
    Rep Power
    50

    Default

    take a pic of the black poo too.
    Val for president!

    Facebook.com/TracyATL
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  24. 02-24-2007, 05:15 PM #24
    LS2ner
    LS2ner is offline
    Banned LS2ner's Avatar
    Join Date
    Mar 2005
    Location
    The Face
    Age
    39
    Posts
    2,915
    Rep Power
    0

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by tracy
    take a pic of the black poo too.
    x2
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  25. 02-24-2007, 05:30 PM #25
    RandomGuy
    RandomGuy is offline
    ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ RandomGuy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Location
    GA
    Posts
    18,981
    Rep Power
    150

    Default

    yall are pussies.... at that wild wings meet not too long ago me and some homies bought a shitload of bravehearts ... they aren't even that hot. They got a kick but nothing competition worthy.... Now habanero peppers... thats competition worthy... and Justin Sane is the fuckin man.
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  26. 02-24-2007, 05:33 PM #26
    RandomGuy
    RandomGuy is offline
    ⎝⏠⏝⏠⎠ RandomGuy's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Location
    GA
    Posts
    18,981
    Rep Power
    150

    Default

    http://www.hotsauceworld.com/357maddogcoe.html
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
  27. 02-25-2007, 07:25 PM #27
    EvasiveEF9
    EvasiveEF9 is offline
    LCpl; USMC EvasiveEF9's Avatar
    Join Date
    May 2005
    Location
    San Diego, CA
    Age
    39
    Posts
    8,798
    Rep Power
    30

    Default

    Yeah, I thought about why my shit was black...and then I got worried. I was like "Oh snap...this could be bad..." Things cleared up earlier tonight, though. Came out green.

    And no...I don't think I'm a pussy. When you see the pictures of this thing...dayum.
    JDMadness ==> EvasiveEF9
    Reply With Quote Reply With Quote
« Another lost 85 N 12:05 am | Shortys »

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  

Forum Rules

About us
ImportAtlanta is a community of gearheads and car enthusiasts. It does not matter what kind of car or bike you drive, IA is an open community for any gearhead. Whether you're looking for advice on a performance build or posting your wheels for sale, you're welcome here!
Announcement
Welcome back to ImportAtlanta. We are currently undergoing many changes, so please report any issues you encounter with the site using the 'Contact Us' button below. Thank you!