DOHC? Cam gears should pos them for you... look at them really close. TDC on the crank and level with the cam gears. I dunno though... that's how one of my buddy's cars was.. I can't remember if it was single or double.. I was always drinkin when we worked on his pos car.
Maybe you could rub them and a magical George Bush would pop out and grant you the right to go home. Or keep you there for a few more years.