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    Default Yes, I'm still pregnant...

    And at work.. This blows.. Anyone have any remedies to get this baby out?!
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    you have to let me 'in' to get it out



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    i have some but they're inappropiate...
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    Let me rub the tummy. And possibly sleep on it. Or better let me lick the belly. LOL
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    have u tried vaseline???
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    Quote Originally Posted by BA Panda
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    Walk! And have sex! And I was told to drink Raspberry Tea, but I didn't get the chance to so I don't know if it works or not. I went & walked around WalMart for 3 hours after I bought the tea & I ended up going into labor before I had a chance to drink it. When are you due?
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    yeah, i've heard sex enduces(spl?) labor...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ex_Vtec_Girl
    Walk! And have sex! And I was told to drink Raspberry Tea, but I didn't get the chance to so I don't know if it works or not. I went & walked around WalMart for 3 hours after I bought the tea & I ended up going into labor before I had a chance to drink it. When are you due?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    yeah, i've heard sex enduces(spl?) labor...
    I heard it also punches the baby in the head.
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    Dont you mean jab it in the eye?
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    Yeah, that too. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ran Kizama
    I heard it also punches the baby in the head.
    Ew.

    Not to mention the leading cause of claustrophobia in children.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yousef
    OH MY GOD YOU'RE ALIVE!

    Hahaha! Yes I am! Miss me???
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ex_Vtec_Girl
    Hahaha! Yes I am! Miss me???
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    there is some method involving eggplant....i can't really remember though.

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    try using a plunger or coat hanger + vaccum
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brady
    there is some method involving eggplant....i can't really remember though.
    Eat Eggplant Parmesan
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yousef
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    who cares.... just let us know when he's out...
    and post some pictures of the little brat
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    Quote Originally Posted by R3RUN
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    lol wtf
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    sex, and go eat at scalinis they have a dinner that they say will get the baby out in no time, i think they give like a bunch of diapers if you bring the birth certificate in and show them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ex_Vtec_Girl
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Yousef
    OH MY GOD YOU'RE ALIVE!
    thats what i was thinking?
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    i say ask this dudes screen name projectpull, maybe his car can pull the baby out, since it has alot of torque?
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    Actually Michelle is on the right track. How you been Ms. Michelle?

    Sex does induce labor because the semen helps thin out the cervix. Walking also helps due to gravity pulling down on the baby and helping get him deeper in the birth canal. So Michelle is absolutely right.

    Another wife's tale way to induce labor is by drinking Castor oil. Personally, I wouldn't do this, but they say that if you take a few ounces of Castor oil and mix it with some OJ and drink it. Castor oil tastes like crap. It WILL make you empty out your.....ummm.....lower intestine rather quickly. This in turn is said to cause spasms in your intestine which then cause you sorta cramp and that cramping induces labor. I think that's kinda the long way around, as I would just have tons of sex and walk.

    There are also herbs and stuff that holistic shops say induce labor. I don't think they do, but they could I guess.

    You could also get "scraped" by your OB. They scrape the membranes of the cervix and it automatically induces labor. This is usually reserved for overdue babies I think. You can ask though. I'm told it's not very comfortable, which I tend to totally believe as nothing that is "scraped" is probably gonna feel too good.

    One more way, and I'm only suggesting this because I love ya and this is IA ....You could always try nipple stimulation. It supposedly helps release Oxytocin which is your body's natural form of PITOCIN, which is what everyone knows is given to women who are IN labor to hurry it along. It's worth a try......

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    The eggplant thing:

    http://www.mckinnons.com/anniversary.html

    A friend of mine told me about this when she was miserably past due.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaimecbr900
    Let me know if you need any help....
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    Quote Originally Posted by confusedkorean
    thats what i was thinking?
    Awww, you missed me to!?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jaimecbr900
    Actually Michelle is on the right track. How you been Ms. Michelle?

    Sex does induce labor because the semen helps thin out the cervix. Walking also helps due to gravity pulling down on the baby and helping get him deeper in the birth canal. So Michelle is absolutely right.

    Another wife's tale way to induce labor is by drinking Castor oil. Personally, I wouldn't do this, but they say that if you take a few ounces of Castor oil and mix it with some OJ and drink it. Castor oil tastes like crap. It WILL make you empty out your.....ummm.....lower intestine rather quickly. This in turn is said to cause spasms in your intestine which then cause you sorta cramp and that cramping induces labor. I think that's kinda the long way around, as I would just have tons of sex and walk.

    There are also herbs and stuff that holistic shops say induce labor. I don't think they do, but they could I guess.

    You could also get "scraped" by your OB. They scrape the membranes of the cervix and it automatically induces labor. This is usually reserved for overdue babies I think. You can ask though. I'm told it's not very comfortable, which I tend to totally believe as nothing that is "scraped" is probably gonna feel too good.

    One more way, and I'm only suggesting this because I love ya and this is IA ....You could always try nipple stimulation. It supposedly helps release Oxytocin which is your body's natural form of PITOCIN, which is what everyone knows is given to women who are IN labor to hurry it along. It's worth a try......

    Let me know if you need any help....

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    I've heard the Castor oil thing too, but that just sounds nasty to me!

    And as far as having your cervix scraped, I WOULDN'T RECOMMEND THAT! I just had mine scraped for other reasons & Jaime is right...it's not comfortable at all!!! So yeah, unless that's your absolute last resort, I wouldn't even mention it to your doctor.
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    as mentioned before:

    'Walk it out, walk it out!"

    worked very well to get things stirring with my son. she went walking for a couple hours in the mall, son was born less than 8hrs later with only 45 minutes of labor.......
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    Okay, I guess he's just not ready to make an appearance.. I've had all the signs that labor is imminent, and tried nipple stimulation for hours (by using a breast pump), I've tried walking around for hours on end, I've tried sex, etc...

    I haven't drank raspberry tea, but I heard it's only good for when you are having contractions (not braxton hicks contractions, but real contractions), same as castor oil (plus I've heard that it just cleans you out or makes you puke, and I'm already nautious, so I'm not really in the mood to puke, lol!)

    I'm just sick of the back pain, the uncomfortable sleeping, the exhaustion (I know I'll be exhausted when he's here, but the whole not being alone in my own body is killing me!!!), the headaches, etc.. I'm just READY! And poor Clay can't sleep because I have to pee every 2 seconds, so the toliet flushing wakes him up, not to mention the hot flashes (so he freezes!), and not to mention the snoring! I sound like a freight train!!!!

    Michelle, my due date is less than 2 weeks away, I'm already considered full term (well, I'll be 38 weeks Friday)... I'm just sick of being pregnant!!!
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