Yes, I'm still pregnant...

[Maniaç]

who cares.... just let us know when he's out...
and post some pictures of the little brat

[Jaimecbr900]

Actually Michelle is on the right track. How you been Ms. Michelle?

Sex does induce labor because the semen helps thin out the cervix. Walking also helps due to gravity pulling down on the baby and helping get him deeper in the birth canal. So Michelle is absolutely right.

Another wife's tale way to induce labor is by drinking Castor oil. Personally, I wouldn't do this, but they say that if you take a few ounces of Castor oil and mix it with some OJ and drink it. Castor oil tastes like crap. It WILL make you empty out your.....ummm.....lower intestine rather quickly. This in turn is said to cause spasms in your intestine which then cause you sorta cramp and that cramping induces labor. I think that's kinda the long way around, as I would just have tons of sex and walk.

There are also herbs and stuff that holistic shops say induce labor. I don't think they do, but they could I guess.

You could also get "scraped" by your OB. They scrape the membranes of the cervix and it automatically induces labor. This is usually reserved for overdue babies I think. You can ask though. I'm told it's not very comfortable, which I tend to totally believe as nothing that is "scraped" is probably gonna feel too good.

One more way, and I'm only suggesting this because I love ya and this is IA ....You could always try nipple stimulation. It supposedly helps release Oxytocin which is your body's natural form of PITOCIN, which is what everyone knows is given to women who are IN labor to hurry it along. It's worth a try......

Let me know if you need any help....

[The Yousef]

Let me know if you need any help....

~slaps Jaime out of way~


ME FIRST!

[Ex_Vtec_Girl]

Actually Michelle is on the right track. How you been Ms. Michelle?

Sex does induce labor because the semen helps thin out the cervix. Walking also helps due to gravity pulling down on the baby and helping get him deeper in the birth canal. So Michelle is absolutely right.

Another wife's tale way to induce labor is by drinking Castor oil. Personally, I wouldn't do this, but they say that if you take a few ounces of Castor oil and mix it with some OJ and drink it. Castor oil tastes like crap. It WILL make you empty out your.....ummm.....lower intestine rather quickly. This in turn is said to cause spasms in your intestine which then cause you sorta cramp and that cramping induces labor. I think that's kinda the long way around, as I would just have tons of sex and walk.

There are also herbs and stuff that holistic shops say induce labor. I don't think they do, but they could I guess.

You could also get "scraped" by your OB. They scrape the membranes of the cervix and it automatically induces labor. This is usually reserved for overdue babies I think. You can ask though. I'm told it's not very comfortable, which I tend to totally believe as nothing that is "scraped" is probably gonna feel too good.

One more way, and I'm only suggesting this because I love ya and this is IA ....You could always try nipple stimulation. It supposedly helps release Oxytocin which is your body's natural form of PITOCIN, which is what everyone knows is given to women who are IN labor to hurry it along. It's worth a try......

Let me know if you need any help....

I'm good, how are you? I may need your assistance in the near future...I'll call you or send you a PM about that

I've heard the Castor oil thing too, but that just sounds nasty to me!

And as far as having your cervix scraped, I WOULDN'T RECOMMEND THAT! I just had mine scraped for other reasons & Jaime is right...it's not comfortable at all!!! So yeah, unless that's your absolute last resort, I wouldn't even mention it to your doctor.

[babygurl]

Actually Michelle is on the right track. How you been Ms. Michelle?

Sex does induce labor because the semen helps thin out the cervix. Walking also helps due to gravity pulling down on the baby and helping get him deeper in the birth canal. So Michelle is absolutely right.

Another wife's tale way to induce labor is by drinking Castor oil. Personally, I wouldn't do this, but they say that if you take a few ounces of Castor oil and mix it with some OJ and drink it. Castor oil tastes like crap. It WILL make you empty out your.....ummm.....lower intestine rather quickly. This in turn is said to cause spasms in your intestine which then cause you sorta cramp and that cramping induces labor. I think that's kinda the long way around, as I would just have tons of sex and walk.

There are also herbs and stuff that holistic shops say induce labor. I don't think they do, but they could I guess.

You could also get "scraped" by your OB. They scrape the membranes of the cervix and it automatically induces labor. This is usually reserved for overdue babies I think. You can ask though. I'm told it's not very comfortable, which I tend to totally believe as nothing that is "scraped" is probably gonna feel too good.

One more way, and I'm only suggesting this because I love ya and this is IA ....You could always try nipple stimulation. It supposedly helps release Oxytocin which is your body's natural form of PITOCIN, which is what everyone knows is given to women who are IN labor to hurry it along. It's worth a try......

Let me know if you need any help....

you know the most random educated info...nice job on the pun at the end ad well...a true player from back in the day!!!


PS TIFFY hun..I cant wait to see the baby! I am sure he will be very adorable

[Maniaç]

you know the most random educated info...nice job on the pun at the end ad well...a true player from back in the day!!!


PS TIFFY hun..I cant wait to see the baby! I am sure he will be very adorable

as long as he doesn't look like his mom he'll be ok.

[babygurl]

as long as he doesn't look like his mom he'll be ok.

Alex...I wouldnt be talking about anyones mom like that...from seeing you in person I see that your mom must wear a brown paper bag over her head when going out in public...maybe you should do the same



haha j/k


oh and go ahead and talk about my mom or family...saying this and that about them...cause I know its the only BS you can come up with..





Have a nice day!

[Maniaç]

Alex...I wouldnt be talking about anyones mom like that...from seeing you in person I see that your mom must wear a brown paper bag over her head when going out in public...maybe you should do the same



haha j/k


oh and go ahead and talk about my mom or family...saying this and that about them...cause I know its the only BS you can come up with..





Have a nice day!

Laura you know i was just palying... god! but you know deep in side you want me. L0L

[Jaimecbr900]

Laura you know i was just palying... god! but you know deep in side you want me. L0L

Now now, don't get it twisted.....Laura wants ME .....she knows it....

Tiffy bell does too......she knows it.....

Michelle wants some too......she looked at me funny that one day and I know that's what she was thinking......

I think Leisa wants some too.....but Brett's my boy so she don't want to hurt him and stuff......














~btw, I'm only playing....yall don't get all pissy and shit~

[babygurl]

Laura you know i was just palying... god! but you know deep in side you want me. L0L

ahahah


I know...but its still fun to pick on you