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  1. 02-12-2007, 03:09 PM #41
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    how do you drown a Jew?

    Glue a penny to the bottom of a pool.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DropTopDrifter
    how do you drown a Jew?

    Glue a penny to the bottom of a pool.
    or tell him that he could be the first person to drift his 99 Miata on the ocean floor!















































    jk Mike!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    u know what i like about eight yr olds...
    u can slick their hair back in the shower and they look 5!
    Babe, don't get in on this...

    Sick-os
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  4. 02-12-2007, 03:19 PM #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by BA Panda
    Lirl at Mr.org's sig.
    Haha, they're in sync with the song I'm listening to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FDslider
    or tell him that he could be the first person to drift his 99 Miata on the ocean floor!















































    jk Mike!
    You're missing teh funny......badly.
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  6. 02-12-2007, 03:25 PM #46
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    Whats pink and screaming and has puss all over?








    a peeled baby in a bag of salt.
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  7. 02-12-2007, 03:34 PM #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by DropTopDrifter
    You're missing teh funny......badly.
    oh no, I got the funny. I just had to switch it up so that I could incorporate you into it!
    I don't need a sig. Oh wait, damn it.
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  8. 02-12-2007, 04:07 PM #48
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    Quote Originally Posted by kelly
    Babe, don't get in on this...

    Sick-os
    didn't know ur kyle was into kids huh? (in more ways than one too! )
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  9. 02-12-2007, 04:16 PM #49
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    Quote Originally Posted by Killer
    u know what i like about eight yr olds...





    u can slick their hair back in the shower and they look 5!
    WHAT THE FUCK?

    i don't get it
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  10. 02-12-2007, 04:18 PM #50
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    ^^^please tell me ur joking?
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  11. 02-12-2007, 04:21 PM #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by DropTopDrifter
    next thing you were gonna say is "i had you!"

    then kyle is gonna say "doesnt matter if you 'had' me, winning is winning weither its by 2 seconds or 10 minutes" hahahaha
    LOL at the Fast and the Furious quoting.
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  12. 02-12-2007, 04:24 PM #52
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kyle
    What's the best part about having sex with thirty five year olds?


    There are 30 of them.
    HAHA fuckin pedophiles! guessing on the spelling.
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  13. 02-12-2007, 04:26 PM #53
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    Quote Originally Posted by JDM onlyy
    HAHA fuckin pedophiles! guessing on the spelling.
    good guess
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  14. 02-12-2007, 04:41 PM #54
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    Quote Originally Posted by DropTopDrifter
    What gets louder as it gets smaller??
    A coochie w/ air in it.
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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    bwahahahahaha, another correct answer!
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    Whats better than skull fucking a 10 year old vietnamese boy?



    Slicking his hair back in the shower so he looks 4!
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    Whats the difference betwee my girlfriend and a dead baby?



















































    I dont kiss my girlfriend after sex
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    Whats the best thing about fucking a 12 yearold girl in the ass?














































    Pretending shes a 9 yearold boy
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    Quote Originally Posted by DropTopDrifter
    kyle wins...
    reps given

    but i really like some of the other answers

    Anyone got a good dead baby joke?

    whats the difference between a dead baby and a gay ass miata?





    I dont have a miata in my garage
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    up
    "I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."

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    there was that thread from a while back.. i posted up a shit load let me see if i can find it..
    You know better; next time will be a ban.
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