What gets louder as it gets smaller?

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02-12-2007, 03:09 PM
Doppelgänger

how do you drown a Jew?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a pool.
02-12-2007, 03:11 PM
FDslider

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Originally Posted by DropTopDrifter

how do you drown a Jew?

Glue a penny to the bottom of a pool.

or tell him that he could be the first person to drift his 99 Miata on the ocean floor!

jk Mike!
02-12-2007, 03:13 PM
Kelly

Quote:

Originally Posted by Killer

u know what i like about eight yr olds...
u can slick their hair back in the shower and they look 5!

Babe, don't get in on this...

Sick-os
02-12-2007, 03:19 PM
VooDooXII

Quote:

Originally Posted by BA Panda

Lirl at Mr.org's sig.

Haha, they're in sync with the song I'm listening to.
02-12-2007, 03:19 PM
Doppelgänger

Quote:

Originally Posted by FDslider

or tell him that he could be the first person to drift his 99 Miata on the ocean floor!

jk Mike!

You're missing teh funny......badly.
02-12-2007, 03:25 PM
Ruststang

Whats pink and screaming and has puss all over?

a peeled baby in a bag of salt.
02-12-2007, 03:34 PM
FDslider

Quote:

Originally Posted by DropTopDrifter

You're missing teh funny......badly.

oh no, I got the funny. I just had to switch it up so that I could incorporate you into it!
02-12-2007, 04:07 PM
ShooterMcGavin

Quote:

Originally Posted by kelly

Babe, don't get in on this...

Sick-os

didn't know ur kyle was into kids huh? (in more ways than one too! :goodjob: ) :lmfao:
02-12-2007, 04:16 PM
IndianStig

Quote:

Originally Posted by Killer

u know what i like about eight yr olds...

u can slick their hair back in the shower and they look 5!

WHAT THE FUCK?

i don't get it
02-12-2007, 04:18 PM
ShooterMcGavin

^^^please tell me ur joking?
02-12-2007, 04:21 PM
JDM onlyy

Quote:

Originally Posted by DropTopDrifter

next thing you were gonna say is "i had you!"

then kyle is gonna say "doesnt matter if you 'had' me, winning is winning weither its by 2 seconds or 10 minutes" hahahaha

LOL at the Fast and the Furious quoting.
02-12-2007, 04:24 PM
JDM onlyy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kyle

What's the best part about having sex with thirty five year olds?

There are 30 of them.

HAHA fuckin pedophiles! guessing on the spelling.
02-12-2007, 04:26 PM
ShooterMcGavin

Quote:

Originally Posted by JDM onlyy

HAHA fuckin pedophiles! guessing on the spelling.

good guess :goodjob:
02-12-2007, 04:41 PM
BABY J

Quote:

Originally Posted by DropTopDrifter

What gets louder as it gets smaller??

A coochie w/ air in it.
02-12-2007, 05:53 PM
ShooterMcGavin

bwahahahahaha, another correct answer! :lmao:
02-12-2007, 10:44 PM
Blitanicle99

Whats better than skull fucking a 10 year old vietnamese boy?

Slicking his hair back in the shower so he looks 4!
02-12-2007, 10:47 PM
Hulud

Whats the difference betwee my girlfriend and a dead baby?

I dont kiss my girlfriend after sex
02-12-2007, 10:48 PM
Hulud

Whats the best thing about fucking a 12 yearold girl in the ass?

Pretending shes a 9 yearold boy
02-13-2007, 12:41 AM
james

Quote:

Originally Posted by DropTopDrifter

kyle wins...
reps given :)

but i really like some of the other answers :D

Anyone got a good dead baby joke?

whats the difference between a dead baby and a gay ass miata?

I dont have a miata in my garage
04-11-2007, 05:39 PM
BABY J

up
04-11-2007, 05:47 PM
§treet_§peed

there was that thread from a while back.. i posted up a shit load let me see if i can find it..

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