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    Default New Holiday

    BEST IDEA IN A LONG TIME!


    Every 14th of February men get the chance to display fondness for their

    wife or girlfriend by showering her with gifts, flowers, dinner, shows

    and any other baubles that women find romantic. Every Valentines

    Day you rack your brains for that one special, unique gift that will

    show your wife or girlfriend that you really love them more than

    anything.



    Now ladies, I'll let you in on a little secret.... guys really

    don't enjoy this that much. Sure seeing that smile on your face when we

    get it right is priceless, but that smile is the result of weeks of

    blood, sweat and consideration. Another secret.... guys feel left out.

    That's right... left out. There's no special holiday for the ladies to

    show their appreciation for the men in their life. Men as a whole are

    either too proud or just too embarrassed to admit it.



    Which is why a new holiday has been created. March 20th is now officially

    "Steak and Blowjob Day". Simple, effective and self-explanatory....

    this holiday has been created so your ladies finally have a day to show your

    man just how much you love him. No cards, no flowers, no special nights

    on the town - the name of the holiday explains it all.... just a steak and a BJ.

    That's it.

    Finally, this twin pair of Valentines Day and Steak and Blowjob Day will

    usher in a new age of love as men everywhere will try THAT much harder in

    February to ensure a more memorable March! It's like a perpetual

    love machine.



    The word is already beginning to spread, but as with any new idea,

    it needs a little push to start the ball rolling. So spread the word,

    and help bring love and peace to this crazy world.
    Brett (One of the true OG's, No really... ask anyone)
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    Abraham Lincoln called. He said that even though you two used to hang out in the old days, it's still a repost.

    What if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today.

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    it was just posted on myspace and I found it funny so I thought some of you would, FUK U!!
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    hell yeah man!! bout time we got some holidays
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    lol and the person i deboed it from was a girl in athens lol...

    i might be in athens that day then...:idb: :idb:
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    Athens easy pussy ftw
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boostless™
    Athens easy pussy ftw
    lololol yeah no doubt...
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    FUK YEA!!!
    Quote Originally Posted by Rican219
    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!

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    Damn dude, i didn't think you could repost this much, but everday you prove me wrong, ahha.

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    ITS NEW TO ME, AND I JUST MADE MY GIRL SIGN A CONTRACT FOR THAT SHIT!! +1 L O L
    Quote Originally Posted by Rican219
    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by TeeJay
    ITS NEW TO ME, AND I JUST MADE MY GIRL SIGN A CONTRACT FOR THAT SHIT!! +1 L O L
    LIRL they have shirts for it...i was going to buy one last year and wear it to work but eh, IDK
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    i got an even better idea. what if they set one day out of the year.....say november 1st as national whip your old ladys ass day. or even make it the first monday in november so we can all get the day off. and it will be ok because you know every guy on your street was at his house at the same time kicking his wife or girlfriends ass for all the bullshit she put him through that year. if it was a national holiday and was at the begening of november could you imagine how fucking good all of october would be. you would come in every day to a clean house and some anal sex, because she know the seconds are ticking down. ......... hallmark could even get in on it with cards saying "happy ass kicking day" "this is going to hurt me more than it is you. lol. i would be waiting at the foot of the bed at 12:01 am, with a toilet plunger handle, with a notebook with shit she has done to piss me off that year. ( like...... april 14 7:34pm; she got an attitude in front of her mom) thats two hits with the plunger bitch. just my two cents!

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    Quote Originally Posted by whitebread
    i would be waiting at the foot of the bed at 12:01 am, with a toilet plunger handle, with a notebook with shit she has done to piss me off that year. ( like...... april 14 7:34pm; she got an attitude in front of her mom) thats two hits with the plunger bitch. just my two cents!

    HAHAHAHAHAHA I read it thrice.

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    Quote Originally Posted by whitebread
    i got an even better idea. what if they set one day out of the year.....say november 1st as national whip your old ladys ass day. or even make it the first monday in november so we can all get the day off. and it will be ok because you know every guy on your street was at his house at the same time kicking his wife or girlfriends ass for all the bullshit she put him through that year. if it was a national holiday and was at the begening of november could you imagine how fucking good all of october would be. you would come in every day to a clean house and some anal sex, because she know the seconds are ticking down. ......... hallmark could even get in on it with cards saying "happy ass kicking day" "this is going to hurt me more than it is you. lol. i would be waiting at the foot of the bed at 12:01 am, with a toilet plunger handle, with a notebook with shit she has done to piss me off that year. ( like...... april 14 7:34pm; she got an attitude in front of her mom) thats two hits with the plunger bitch. just my two cents!
    LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO


    a notebook with times and shit LIRL
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    i'll participate.

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    fuck blowjob and steak day

    it should be threesome with the hot nanny and steak day
    Val for President


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    we need a sticky on this shit
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    done
    Val for President


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    hahahah wtf
    Quote Originally Posted by Rican219
    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!

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    this definetly deserves a sticky


    ladies read up
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steveo
    and they have recipes!
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    read up bishes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steveo
    2 funnay
    Quote Originally Posted by Rican219
    I put puto in my iphone and it changed it to Brett....wtf?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hulud
    fuck blowjob and steak day

    it should be threesome with the hot nanny and steak day
    THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boostless™
    THATS WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT!!!
    werd!
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    I'm putting this muthafucker on my calander!

    Gotta send the women reminders too....
    Rich...Bob...Stan...?????

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    fuck steak and blow job day. you can buy either one of those anyday of the year. but going up side their head................it would be better than christmas. i say we write our congressmen have them put that shit on the sonny do list, and make that shit a national holiday.
    Last edited by whitebread; 01-29-2007 at 09:36 PM. Reason: oops

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