Originally Posted by
whitebread
i got an even better idea. what if they set one day out of the year.....say november 1st as national whip your old ladys ass day. or even make it the first monday in november so we can all get the day off. and it will be ok because you know every guy on your street was at his house at the same time kicking his wife or girlfriends ass for all the bullshit she put him through that year. if it was a national holiday and was at the begening of november could you imagine how fucking good all of october would be. you would come in every day to a clean house and some anal sex, because she know the seconds are ticking down. ......... hallmark could even get in on it with cards saying "happy ass kicking day" "this is going to hurt me more than it is you. lol. i would be waiting at the foot of the bed at 12:01 am, with a toilet plunger handle, with a notebook with shit she has done to piss me off that year. ( like...... april 14 7:34pm; she got an attitude in front of her mom) thats two hits with the plunger bitch. just my two cents!
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