Any Bimmer drivers here?

**katokars** · 02-09-2007, 07:53 AM

I love BMW, I had a crx and I think HONDA is great also. I can appriciate any car, but bmws are king!

**katokars** · 02-09-2007, 07:54 AM

Bimmer not Boimmer

**katokars** · 02-09-2007, 11:18 AM

nobody will post my page?
or no bimmer fans?

Very interesting

**Nemesis** · 02-09-2007, 12:22 PM

oh lord

**devin** · 02-09-2007, 12:23 PM

what the hell is a boimmer??

**quickdodge®** · 02-09-2007, 02:24 PM

Actually. Due to the hurricane-induced solar flare Atlanta suffered in 1997, Atlanta mayor, Shirley Franklin, put a bill into motion banning all BMW owners from getting on the Internet. This would be considered a felony misdemeanor punishable by 3 fines of $1,000 each. This bill passed through the House and Senate and was enacted on January 14, 1997. Here is the bill:

Thus tis duly noted that all persons that consume ownership of any model, type and year of BMW, shall not engage in any activity on the world wide web. So said person should happen upon the Internet, he/she will then be found guilty of being on the Internet and owning a BMW at the same exact time. At this time, the person will be placed into protective custody and immediately sentenced to the maximum fines that what which herewithall contains the amount of one thousand dollars in three series of payments. Crime will be a felony misdemeanor and will not be allowed to be expunged from said criminal's lifetime record.

That should help you out here. Later, QD.

**Decker1.8t** · 02-09-2007, 02:39 PM

**VooDooXII** · 02-09-2007, 02:47 PM

L!I!R!L!

**OneSlow5pt0** · 02-09-2007, 03:32 PM

LMAO

**katokars** · 02-09-2007, 03:38 PM

OK so that means you dont like Bimmers right?

**katokars** · 02-09-2007, 03:40 PM

I love your honda also

**iloveboost** · 02-09-2007, 03:51 PM

There are a few BMW owners on the forum. Play around on the forum some and visit the Euro sub-forum. I'm sure you'll get a warmer welcome in there.

**quickdodge®** · 02-09-2007, 05:02 PM

Originally Posted by iloveboost

I'm sure you'll get a warmer welcome in there.

Awwww. Don't get your feelings hurt over a joke. Later, QD.

**iloveboost** · 02-09-2007, 05:08 PM

Originally Posted by quickdodge®

Awwww. Don't get your feelings hurt over a joke. Later, QD.

I can take a joke with the best of them. Figured I could give the newb some insight... that's all.

**quickdodge®** · 02-09-2007, 05:46 PM

Originally Posted by iloveboost

I can take a joke with the best of them. Figured I could give the newb some insight... that's all.

Alright. I didn't know. Later, QD.

**katokars** · 02-09-2007, 06:19 PM

Oh i dont mind the joke, I just want to know who to make the three $1000.00 payments to.

**katokars** · 02-09-2007, 06:21 PM

I also own a
1990 toyota,
2001 SLK230 Mercedes (wife's car)
1986 Lincoln Town Car
and my favorite 2000 M5 clone, I like to let people know it is a clone so they can try me!

**OneSlow5pt0** · 02-10-2007, 12:06 AM

props on ur wifes car

**CHADbee** · 02-10-2007, 01:26 PM

I'LL TAKE YOU IN THE TWISTIES!!!!!!!!!

**katokars** · 02-10-2007, 01:33 PM

The M5 handles like a slot car even before suspension, twisties are mine!

**katokars** · 02-10-2007, 01:35 PM

My past cars (within 3 months)

93 Honda del sol
89 Crx 4 wheel disc stock engine intake exhaust
91 525 5 speed

**The Yousef** · 02-10-2007, 01:51 PM

Asalaamwalikum bro....

welcome to IA....

**ShooterMcGavin** · 02-10-2007, 08:43 PM

Originally Posted by quickdodge®

Actually. Due to the hurricane-induced solar flare Atlanta suffered in 1997, Atlanta mayor, Shirley Franklin, put a bill into motion banning all BMW owners from getting on the Internet. This would be considered a felony misdemeanor punishable by 3 fines of $1,000 each. This bill passed through the House and Senate and was enacted on January 14, 1997. Here is the bill:

Thus tis duly noted that all persons that consume ownership of any model, type and year of BMW, shall not engage in any activity on the world wide web. So said person should happen upon the Internet, he/she will then be found guilty of being on the Internet and owning a BMW at the same exact time. At this time, the person will be placed into protective custody and immediately sentenced to the maximum fines that what which herewithall contains the amount of one thousand dollars in three series of payments. Crime will be a felony misdemeanor and will not be allowed to be expunged from said criminal's lifetime record.

That should help you out here. Later, QD.

lollerblades

**ShooterMcGavin** · 02-10-2007, 08:46 PM

funny guy, i have a feeling he and dinanboy would get a long just great

**asserwer** · 02-11-2007, 09:02 AM

I love BMWs this guy kato kars built my first 325 for me 380 hp to the ground t3/4 turbo almost stock engine I now have 150,000 miles on it and it still runs perfect awesome mechanic

**katokars** · 02-11-2007, 09:06 AM

Thank you for the advertising, but dont

Just kidding I just dont have to much time for building other with my !NEW M5 CLONE! thats right it up and running you ought to come buy and see it. I bought a 2000 540 with no engine or tranny and dropped m5 into it

**katokars** · 02-11-2007, 05:59 PM

wa alaikum al salam, thanks for the reps no one else gave me good reps only neatives haha its ok though

**quickdodge®** · 02-13-2007, 04:34 PM

Originally Posted by asserwer

I love BMWs this guy kato kars built my first 325 for me 380 hp to the ground t3/4 turbo almost stock engine I now have 150,000 miles on it and it still runs perfect awesome mechanic

You're an idiot. Does it run in your family? Lolol. You can't rep people when you don't have reps yourself, dummy. Later, QD.

**asserwer** · 02-13-2007, 08:02 PM

Actually do to the hurricane induced solar flare of 97 half of our family does suffer from sycro-idiotocrancy. We all take meds!

**quickdodge®** · 02-13-2007, 08:05 PM

Originally Posted by asserwer

sycro-idiotocrancy.

It's snycro you fucking idiot. Later, QD.

**HalfBaked** · 02-13-2007, 08:05 PM

Instead of meds, take some cyanide.

**asserwer** · 02-14-2007, 01:20 PM

no bodies posted on your thread in alittle while, loser!

**katokars** · 02-14-2007, 01:23 PM

Cyanide=yummy Asserwer=ass whole

**quickdodge®** · 02-14-2007, 03:28 PM

Seriously, you two. Is there something wrong with you girls? Every post you have made since you've signed on has been unreadable. None of it makes any sense. What is wrong with you two? I'm just being real right now. Not goofing off. Later, QD.

**katokars** · 02-15-2007, 11:16 AM

Originally Posted by quickdodge®

Seriously, you two. Is there something wrong with you girls? Every post you have made since you've signed on has been unreadable. None of it makes any sense. What is wrong with you two? I'm just being real right now. Not goofing off. Later, QD.

Actually we are syamese twins and we just take turns typing we both take TURNS left, right, that about it. Later, KK

**B16a2 Civic** · 02-15-2007, 11:25 AM

fixed the title for you
welcome

**katokars** · 02-15-2007, 11:28 AM

Thank you Very much now no more jackass comments

**katokars** · 02-15-2007, 11:31 AM

How do I get rid of this NOOB so QD will stop picking on me

**B16a2 Civic** · 02-15-2007, 11:36 AM

go to user cp in the gray bar ( where search, new post and FAQ are)
click edit profile
and then change it there
even if you change it, QD will still pick on you

**quickdodge®** · 02-15-2007, 04:23 PM

Originally Posted by katokars

How do I get rid of this NOOB so QD will stop picking on me

Picking on you? Hmmm. You and your asshole or asswer or whatever the fuck that is that types with you are idiots. None of of your posts make sense. None of your posts are even halfway English. You post dummy shit. I'm not picking on you at all. I'm just telling you how it is and what you are. And that's stupid as fuck. Later, QD.

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