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  1. 03-22-2007, 08:59 PM #1
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    Quote Originally Posted by EvasiveEF9
    Directions for alternator removal:
    By: Chris

    1. Drive CRx into an infiniti garage and put it up on your lifts like you fucking own the place.
    2. Have bored mechanics remove transmission and axles.
    3. Get laid by current girlfriend
    4. Lower car
    5. Bring in hydraulic cherry picker, compliments of infiniti
    6. Get blowjob from current girlfriend
    7. Put away some parts that just came in on the truck, but not too many.
    8. Fiddle on IA.
    9. Tell mechanics to pull your engine while you're getting laid in your 4runner
    10. Unbolt alternator.
    11. Bolt on new alternator

    To reassmble, reverse steps 2 through 9 paying close attention to steps 3, 6, 9, and most importantly, step 8.
    Bahahahaha! I wonder if I could do it that way....
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  2. 03-22-2007, 10:13 PM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by BTLFED
    Bahahahaha! I wonder if I could do it that way....
    LoL, if you did...you would be my hero.
    JDMadness ==> EvasiveEF9
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