Quote Originally Posted by 4eyedbox View Post
Ive been practicing for the dorifto meet...

I'm now able to hodl 2 open beers (one in each hand), a plastic cup with mixed drink bewteen my teeth, and a handle of nearly anything between my knees all while jumping up and down pointing and yelling "that dumb fuck can't keep it off the wall" or "your angle is off you fucking dick!!! your angle is off!!!" and I don't spill a drop.

I'll keep practicing as I know this isn't as impressive as justin being able to do the same while solicitating butt sex from a minor.
haha, and I can see it now....Chad is wearing a pair of JORTS, a trucker cap, and a cut t-shirt showing mid-drift, with bubba teeth....