Athens Crew Drift Event Rollout/Meat/Partay...11/28/2009

[Elbow]

Ok fucks.

UPDATE: WE ARE ALL JUST MEETING AT GRESHAM PARK TO AVOID CONFUSION.

This is a "SPECIAL STAGE" meat. It will be a cruise/meat/partay for the "Land Of The Great" drift event at Gresham Motorsport Park in Jefferson on November 28, 2009.

Time: 12:00PM
Where: Gresham Park
Where Are We Going? Gresham Motorsport Park in Jefferson, GA. Not too far from Athens.

It will be a fun day, watch some mAd tyGht drifting, chill, have a good time. READ THE FLYER BELOW FOR EVENT INFO.

The List
Simontibbett
HaleywtfnoM5
Kreep
Imperception
4eyedbox
DerrickT
Double_0_Rusty
JohnnyC.
TougeGTR-33
Jhadleyh
Echonova
Redrumracer
Mieghatch
SRCRX

[KREEP]

In with a cooler of beer and after we can come back to my house and have a few more drinks as I only live a few miles from Gresham park speedway or whatever its called.

[imperception]

count me in sir

[4eyedbox]

I'm game for this.

And by AM, how early are we talking here?

[Elbow]

Not sure lol, that's what I was kind of waiting on people to decide.

[Double_0_Rusty]

Im in.

[KREEP]

shit we dont have to meet till right before noonish time lol unless yall want to go early as fawk

[DerrickT]

Count me in, I will be waiting on you gays at the kreepy ones, with another cooler of brew.

[JohnnyC.]

Yes! and I will even bring my very own koozie to mooch beer off of miles and dt!

[Double_0_Rusty]

I Can has ride wiff someone? I'll meet up wif yall somewhere

[TougeGTR-33]

I Can has ride wiff someone? I'll meet up wif yall somewhere

You can catch a ride with me.

[Double_0_Rusty]

You can catch a ride with me.

I mean I can drive, but I plan on partaking in the drinking of brews...so I may leave my truck at Kreeps house. Thanks man.,

[TougeGTR-33]

I mean I can drive, but I plan on partaking in the drinking of brews...so I may leave my truck at Kreeps house. Thanks man.,

oh ok cool cool.

[KREEP]

I mean I can drive, but I plan on partaking in the drinking of brews...so I may leave my truck at Kreeps house. Thanks man.,

Yes you may.

[KREEP]

We can meet at the shell gas station In arcade.

[TougeGTR-33]

I'm in! ill be in this event, that is if my leg is strong enough by then.

[jhadleyh]

put me on the list simon ill obviously be going

[03RCode]

In as long as I can find a driver.

[KREEP]

In as long as I can find a driver.

You say this now... But we will never see you

[03RCode]

You say this now... But we will never see you

You bail more than me hoooomooooo.

[iam99x]

I might have to call out of work for this shit. You guys are a bad influence!

[Elbow]

I should register the E30 lol.

[KREEP]

I should register the E30 lol.

Yes you should! Cheap ftw! You hitting walls FTMFW J/K

[Echonova]

In.

[redrumracer]

im in

[Elbow]

OMG PLEASE enter the Camaro.

[mieghatch]

put me down.

[SRCRX]

Add me to the list!!

[Glides]

I've already entered the 4Runner into the event. I'm just waiting for my sponser, Super Swamper, to send me my pallet of tires to burn.

[Double_0_Rusty]

I've already entered the 4Runner into the event. I'm just waiting for my sponser, Super Swamper, to send me my pallet of tires to burn.

Vintage.

[KREEP]

I've already entered the 4Runner into the event. I'm just waiting for my sponser, Super Swamper, to send me my pallet of tires to burn.

Yo you ready to sell the runner? how much?

[Glides]

Yo you ready to sell the runner? how much?

Not ready yet man. But then again.....money talks. And so do Hookers...but I usually pay them to not talk to much.

[iam99x]

Not ready yet man. But then again.....money talks. And so do Hookers...but I usually pay them to not talk to much.

[Double_0_Rusty]

Ima poop on Miles' roof.

[Elbow]

What about 10 hookers unlimited usage for the next 20 years?

[Glides]

What about 10 hookers unlimited usage for the next 20 years?

It depends man. Let's break down economics here.

1. The hookers have to be clean, well maintained and not some slop troughs that someone got from the Split Leg Retirement Home for retired women of the night.

2. They have to be interchangeable. Like the old GI Joes with the Kung Fu grip. I will tire of them pretty quickly and will need to change them out with other equally proportioned Ladies of the Night. I cannot downgrade, only Like Kind and Quality. Much like replacing the engine on your car. I want equal or less miles on my Whores.

3. They have to at least be able to form 5 words into a coherent sentence. That is roughly the amount of words it will take to tell me their basic needs. Such as...but not limited too: "Glides, I need food" or "Glides, whore needs cleaning" or the ever popular, "Glides, I do friends now"
Anything past 5 words is a travesty to all that is Whore and I will not stand for it.

4. They must accept tips in the form of uncooked rice. Because it serves a dual purpose. It is food and sustanance because let's face it, I do not want my whores getting fat....and B. it's a very fun game for a rainy day. Toss a pound of rice on the ground and they can chase it for hours, counting, sorting...finding bits of it under the counter. Keeps them busy. Remember.....And idle whore is the devils playground!

5. They must be strong. There will be manual labor involved. Including, but not limited too: Cleaning, Auto Part recycling, POW Rescue, Demolition Derby driving, Bodygaurding, Medievil Sword Fight reenacting, Shakespeare Reciting while holding a bare engine block, 4 cylinder.....Home Remodeling, Cross Country Skiing, Underwater Welding, Possible Space Travel, Spelunking, Yodelling, Moonshine Hauling in a gutted out 1946 Ford and Pit Crewing at the Mud Bogs at Tellico among others. I want able bodied whores....not slag.

If you can assure me of all of those things, then we can proceed with the said "Car swapping for Whores" project. I am open to suggestions and maybe a counter offer.

[Elbow]

It depends man. Let's break down economics here.

1. The hookers have to be clean, well maintained and not some slop troughs that someone got from the Split Leg Retirement Home for retired women of the night.

2. They have to be interchangeable. Like the old GI Joes with the Kung Fu grip. I will tire of them pretty quickly and will need to change them out with other equally proportioned Ladies of the Night. I cannot downgrade, only Like Kind and Quality. Much like replacing the engine on your car. I want equal or less miles on my Whores.

3. They have to at least be able to form 5 words into a coherent sentence. That is roughly the amount of words it will take to tell me their basic needs. Such as...but not limited too: "Glides, I need food" or "Glides, whore needs cleaning" or the ever popular, "Glides, I do friends now"
Anything past 5 words is a travesty to all that is Whore and I will not stand for it.

4. They must accept tips in the form of uncooked rice. Because it serves a dual purpose. It is food and sustanance because let's face it, I do not want my whores getting fat....and B. it's a very fun game for a rainy day. Toss a pound of rice on the ground and they can chase it for hours, counting, sorting...finding bits of it under the counter. Keeps them busy. Remember.....And idle whore is the devils playground!

5. They must be strong. There will be manual labor involved. Including, but not limited too: Cleaning, Auto Part recycling, POW Rescue, Demolition Derby driving, Bodygaurding, Medievil Sword Fight reenacting, Shakespeare Reciting while holding a bare engine block, 4 cylinder.....Home Remodeling, Cross Country Skiing, Underwater Welding, Possible Space Travel, Spelunking, Yodelling, Moonshine Hauling in a gutted out 1946 Ford and Pit Crewing at the Mud Bogs at Tellico among others. I want able bodied whores....not slag.

If you can assure me of all of those things, then we can proceed with the said "Car swapping for Whores" project. I am open to suggestions and maybe a counter offer.

My girlfriend doesn't fit any of that, damn. GLWT though!

[Glides]

My girlfriend doesn't fit any of that, damn. GLWT though!

Better luck next time!!!!

[vkash1208]

[KREEP]

I think I heard people practicing the other day at the track! Could hear it from my house