It depends man. Let's break down economics here.
1. The hookers have to be clean, well maintained and not some slop troughs that someone got from the Split Leg Retirement Home for retired women of the night.
2. They have to be interchangeable. Like the old GI Joes with the Kung Fu grip. I will tire of them pretty quickly and will need to change them out with other equally proportioned Ladies of the Night. I cannot downgrade, only Like Kind and Quality. Much like replacing the engine on your car. I want equal or less miles on my Whores.
3. They have to at least be able to form 5 words into a coherent sentence. That is roughly the amount of words it will take to tell me their basic needs. Such as...but not limited too: "Glides, I need food" or "Glides, whore needs cleaning" or the ever popular, "Glides, I do friends now"
Anything past 5 words is a travesty to all that is Whore and I will not stand for it.
4. They must accept tips in the form of uncooked rice. Because it serves a dual purpose. It is food and sustanance because let's face it, I do not want my whores getting fat....and B. it's a very fun game for a rainy day. Toss a pound of rice on the ground and they can chase it for hours, counting, sorting...finding bits of it under the counter. Keeps them busy. Remember.....And idle whore is the devils playground!
5. They must be strong. There will be manual labor involved. Including, but not limited too: Cleaning, Auto Part recycling, POW Rescue, Demolition Derby driving, Bodygaurding, Medievil Sword Fight reenacting, Shakespeare Reciting while holding a bare engine block, 4 cylinder.....Home Remodeling, Cross Country Skiing, Underwater Welding, Possible Space Travel, Spelunking, Yodelling, Moonshine Hauling in a gutted out 1946 Ford and Pit Crewing at the Mud Bogs at Tellico among others. I want able bodied whores....not slag.
If you can assure me of all of those things, then we can proceed with the said "Car swapping for Whores" project. I am open to suggestions and maybe a counter offer.
Originally Posted by simontibbett
GLWT though!
