Bballjamal Vs. Anyone?

[nolaRyder]

Funny you popped in when I mentioned fool
Somethin you wanna say or is it just an unwritten rule
Battling me is a muthafuccin no-no
Your rhymes are bout as active as the forums on ECMoto
If you think you gonna beat me be ready to take a photo
Cause winners against me are as extinct as the fuccin dodo
My flow is faster than yours even when I'm in slo-mo
And this ain't the real thing, this is just a goddamn promo
I'll sit your ass on the bench as if my name was Hideo Nomo
You're just a fuccin HAN like my muthafucca Solo
You sittin around looking Dazed and Confused
Wishin you hadn't stepped in cuz you're just gettin abused
Cuz you're on board the USS QD for a cruise
To get your ass beat down and your ego bruised
I don't wanna put too much emphasis
While I empty this
Rhyme down your ear cuz I know you will envy this
So grab a chair, some paper a pen and take notes
Cuz not only do I break hearts, I break hopes
And dreams
Sometimes I'm not what I seem
And if you were a real MC, you'd know what I mean
Only thing you've broke is the record for most losses
And salad tosses
And after all is said and done, you'll know who the boss is
So now that we all know I came in and stomped this
And I know that I got what I set out to accomplish
By making you realize that you made the wrong wish

I'm out, homey. Later, QD.

you came worse this time, what happened QD
stumbling fumbling trying to out do me
oh i know you couldnt resist, you had tried to snap back
well like i told you already i'm here to blast back

not taking names not sparing ya feelings
i'll have ya ass shook like barry sanders was in this
you weak brah, who told you that you had tight flows
referencing muthafuckers like Hideo Nomo
ok, yea, no doubt, he's had a great career
better than i can say for you during this rhyming fest here
talking bout you break this and you break that
bitch, i'd break ya neck and call it a rap
watch ya skurm and wiggle around on the floor
people might think you just caught the holy ghost
looking up at me while my eyes locked down
then i drop that mic on that fake cardboard crown
yea, that one you flaunted when you claim you the greatest
last time i looked you wasnt ali, playa
matter a fake i'll throw the towel in for ya
before you end up the ghost and not the hunta
tryin to come off like you a fuckin boxa
i'm dangling ya gloves and laughing at cha, coward

it's officially ova, i took ya pen from ya
and dont come back crying askin me to return it to ya
cuz i'm thru, its finished, no more of this back and forth shit
time to tally up the votes and let the other people spit.

and new gen, i just couldnt resist
you easy dawg, like the plastic chick under ya matress
if you really wanna battle, well the class session been begun
dont worry about offending just come correct with yo gun
i really didnt want to get this many lines out just for you
but since i came this far minus as well blaze cuz you pooh
worst of the litter, need a lyrics litter box fo yo shit
where pussys, i mean cats like you drop they amateur shit
murdered you in 8 lines, thas 8 lives in feline time...
i'll leave yo 9th life for QD or any other that wanna rhyme.

one.