Bballjamal Vs. Anyone?

[Bballjamal]

Since the tourney isn't cooking like I thought it would.....

Anyone up for some rounds?
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My intro....

Since this Keystyle shit's dead
I'll take off anyone's head
Considered young in the game
But believe I'm street breed
yea
Step up step out
hearrr what I'm all about
The homies call me Ali
cause I'll knock ya ass out
hah
Don't trip don't fall
There goes bballjamal
Cell phone busy
with all the hoes on call :idb:
yea
A little hotheaded
but these streets keep me humble
get a little twisted
But No falls just stumbles
I try an keep it cool
Even got back in to school
Since the 70's
An uneducated nigga
looked like a fool
yea
I'll gain ya respect
No yellin
tool on deck
Just try me a little
and feel the pressure to ya chest

My atl skills yO!

[.blank cd]

Sorry i didnt join, but i had to do this...

Im bringing this keystyles back from the grave, your soft
you rhymes stank so much, it made pepe le pew cough
This nigga thinks hes callin mad hoes
the last ho you had on call was the girl that works at dominoes

You think you got skills but you was never ill tho
My rhymes is strong enough to beat you to death with a feather pillow
Even when you was younger you still was whack
as a matter of fact, I think im gonna take it back

I'll take it back before the keystyles started
and ban your ass, leave you feelin brokenhearted
I'll take back to before you was educated
my sharp skills cut you so hard, left you sittin separated

I'll take it back to before we knew eachothers name
run in your ultrasound and snatch you out your mothers frame
I'll take it further back than that, to lovers lane
back before you was thought of, and cockblock your fathers game

Check your sig out man, dont listen too hard
i dont know what got more pussy, that girl or his car?

[2.0civic]

hmmm

[quickdodge®]

Sorry i didnt join, but i had to do this...

Im bringing this keystyles back from the grave,

Actually, check out my first line in my set that I typed up a couple of days ago. Later, QD.

[.blank cd]

Since everyone else is afraid to, I guess I'll start. Here comes my 1st set:

Things have died down let me bring the shit back up

my line is totally different

[quickdodge®]

You completely missed what I was getting at. I was going after what your line meant, not that you copied me. You said you were bringing it back from the grave.....which I had already done. Later, QD.

[.blank cd]

oooh, ok. i thought you were calling me out

WTB: BBallJamal's response

[quickdodge®]

oooh, ok. i thought you were calling me out

Nah, homey. Later, QD.

[.blank cd]

so who determines a winner

[Big Rick]

best out of 3 and IA gets to vote.

[LS2ner]

Nice eminem cop with the feather pillow.

[LS2ner]

Since the tourney isn't cooking like I thought it would.....

Anyone up for some rounds?
__________________________________________________ __
My intro....

Since this Keystyle shit's dead
I'll take off anyone's head
Considered young in the game
But believe I'm street breed
yea
Step up step out
hearrr what I'm all about
The homies call me Ali
cause I'll knock ya ass out
hah
Don't trip don't fall
There goes bballjamal
Cell phone busy
with all the hoes on call :idb:
yea
A little hotheaded
but these streets keep me humble
get a little twisted
But No falls just stumbles
I try an keep it cool
Even got back in to school
Since the 70's
An uneducated nigga
looked like a fool
yea
I'll gain ya respect
No yellin
tool on deck
Just try me a little
and feel the pressure to ya chest

My atl skills yO!

Ya got your tool on deck, but i bet you wont get to clappin'
Ya homies be lookin at ya like WTF happened
So ya from the block, but i doubt id find ya trappin
Cuz apparently your failing at everything, you cant even make it rappin

Even if ya pull your gat, i doubt youll have any luck
Shaken like ya scared wit ya trigger finger stuck
Like superman, ya bullets bouncin off my chest
After i murder ya rhymes, im comin for you next
Get you and your whole family murdered
So tell, ya really wanna go any further?

I know my words are weak, but please take em to heart
Cause ill come at ya like a Ginsu, and cut ya ass apart


And i lost concentration....Dammit man, i cant seem to find my mode.

Fuck it..

[Bballjamal]

YESSSS, Action!!! I'll go to work soon!

P.s - Blank cd, you ripped it at the end bro

[nolaRyder]

i think i wanna jump in this but i'll wait for the reponses, and yea, blank cd did rip that shit at the end.

[Bballjamal]

To Blank Cd

Looks like my rhymes got ya jollies off
So when you're lookin at girls
....it makes ya balls soft

What I did was only an intermission
Imma leave ya butt hurt
cause these lines put you in the position

Don't bust a nut to what I say.....
Typin with ya left
We all know righty is ya playmate

And nope, I don't believe nothing u say
The first couple a lines
I wanted my eyes closed.. like Ray

And you got the nerve to call my car pussy...
But to me
Who's the one who mods like the rookie..

Get roasted like Tookie
Everytime ya open ya mouth.....
all the faggots see pussy....

And you're still not quiet
All of IA knows ur not
Scared to see gay men get excited

That's enough man hand me my crown..
I don't think you wanna see
this thing get to the 3rd round

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I'll get ya in a couple hours LS2ner! Gotta run up to Old National for awhile then back over to Union City to pick up rent money....

Edit: Had to check spelling and enter pause dots...

[Maniaç]

OoOoOooOOOH Damn! its going down up in here!!!!!!!

[Bballjamal]

Ya got your tool on deck, but i bet you wont get to clappin'
Ya homies be lookin at ya like WTF happened
So ya from the block, but i doubt id find ya trappin
Cuz apparently your failing at everything, you cant even make it rappin

Even if ya pull your gat, i doubt youll have any luck
Shaken like ya scared wit ya trigger finger stuck
Like superman, ya bullets bouncin off my chest
After i murder ya rhymes, im comin for you next
Get you and your whole family murdered
So tell, ya really wanna go any further?

I know my words are weak, but please take em to heart
Cause ill come at ya like a Ginsu, and cut ya ass apart


And i lost concentration....Dammit man, i cant seem to find my mode.

Fuck it..

Man, why even jump.....
even ya lyricz know that ya punk

They admitted their mistake
and said pheww from all the funk

B18hatch did better than u
and he was even drunk
huh

So you're here for murder off a grudge
Ya got caught
Guess what
I'm the DA and the judge
No lawyer is backing you
Even ya moms is slapping you
plead the 5th
cause I'll treat ya wrong..
like a blacker dude

You's the slacker dude
Get happy and stop "rapping" dude.......
It's obvious you get skills from
that parapper dude.......

Yea, L_O_ L at ur Ps1 skills
I'm Xbox technology
So your sales are gettin killed
Keep on typin if thats ya thrill

Still not saying tool on deck
But I bet the glock has something you can feel..

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I went weak since you did

[quickdodge®]

Since all the battling has erupted in here:

Y'all fools trying to maintain running the name game
Like you're fourth graders still it's all just the same thang
I've heard before what you want a reward
You may die by the mike but I die by the sword
This street shit is the dangerzone so you need to change your tone
Been at it for years, even made Mary in the manger moan
After she heard my rhyme fest, she stood and hollered out mines the best
Ever since then I haven't had much time to rest
I challenged you at open mike night had you in my line of sight
But you put yourself out like you was a pilot light
Now what am I to do but think, your rhymes were due ta stink
My greatness it seems just drove you ta drink
I'm fuckin solid as a mountain, even your groupies on me houndin
MC killer rhymes flowing from me like Imma damn fountain
Well, it seems you may have had enough, looking kinda sad cream puff
You may need to go back to pen and pad n rebuff
I didn't think this would really last long, you're bedtime is past gone
I'll look for my next victim to get my blast on...

Later, QD.

[Bballjamal]

Aww right when I have to leave QD jumps in! Be back in an hour or two!

[nolaRyder]

to QD:
y'all fools huh...i think thas my invitation to join this shit...

only fool i see is the fool in you
coming with those lines like you the tender age of two

die by the sword? well, ok, aight...
but dont bring ya knife to this gunfight
right, fronting like your words are what people want to hear
and if you was as solid as that mountain or been at it for years
you'd know that before you even posted that here

another thing in ya rhymes just shouldn't been said
mentioning ya moms moaning at ya words while y'all was in bed

dude, i'm sorry to drop this truth
i dont hold nothing against ya
just sit down, be quiet and let the young ones get this
cuz i spit this
with the utmost conviction and intensity
gotcha cringing on each line
gotcha crying like sissys.

i would tear more of ya words up like paper
but i'll spare you the embarassment, so you can manage ya anger

QD, i kno you be on IA just sitting, waiting to snap back
well i'm right in the spotlight waiting to blast back

one.

[Bballjamal]

^^What's been good man? Haven't seen your ass since like July or August haha! New car?

[nolaRyder]

^^What's been good man? Haven' since your ass since like July or August haha! New car?

yea man rockin a teg now...had to leave ATL for a minute but whats been up? hows your car coming along?

[quickdodge®]

to QD:
y'all fools huh...i think thas my invitation to join this shit...

only fool i see is the fool in you
coming with those lines like you the tender age of two

die by the sword? well, ok, aight...
but dont bring ya knife to this gunfight
right, fronting like your words are what people want to hear
and if you was as solid as that mountain or been at it for years
you'd know that before you even posted that here

another thing in ya rhymes just shouldn't been said
mentioning ya moms moaning at ya words while y'all was in bed

dude, i'm sorry to drop this truth
i dont hold nothing against ya
just sit down, be quiet and let the young ones get this
cuz i spit this
with the utmost conviction and intensity
gotcha cringing on each line
gotcha crying like sissys.

i would tear more of ya words up like paper
but i'll spare you the embarassment, so you can manage ya anger

QD, i kno you be on IA just sitting, waiting to snap back
well i'm right in the spotlight waiting to blast back

one.

Funny you popped in when I mentioned fool
Somethin you wanna say or is it just an unwritten rule
Battling me is a muthafuccin no-no
Your rhymes are bout as active as the forums on ECMoto
If you think you gonna beat me be ready to take a photo
Cause winners against me are as extinct as the fuccin dodo
My flow is faster than yours even when I'm in slo-mo
And this ain't the real thing, this is just a goddamn promo
I'll sit your ass on the bench as if my name was Hideo Nomo
You're just a fuccin HAN like my muthafucca Solo
You sittin around looking Dazed and Confused
Wishin you hadn't stepped in cuz you're just gettin abused
Cuz you're on board the USS QD for a cruise
To get your ass beat down and your ego bruised
I don't wanna put too much emphasis
While I empty this
Rhyme down your ear cuz I know you will envy this
So grab a chair, some paper a pen and take notes
Cuz not only do I break hearts, I break hopes
And dreams
Sometimes I'm not what I seem
And if you were a real MC, you'd know what I mean
Only thing you've broke is the record for most losses
And salad tosses
And after all is said and done, you'll know who the boss is
So now that we all know I came in and stomped this
And I know that I got what I set out to accomplish
By making you realize that you made the wrong wish

I'm out, homey. Later, QD.

[Bballjamal]

QD, set up your camera quick...
cause I'm ghost
Spirit transitions and I ain't wearing no cloak
Nope
We all know you have some swift comebacks
But today I might say
that you could.. meet ya match
I won't even compare, nope, I'm just better
Flows so hot I stay warm in the coldest weather
So you, grab ya sweater
Study hard and get better
Any girl that you get
Hell, I just, get em wetter
It's no contest
Them rhymes, put em to rest
Time into hip-hop
you still need to invest

Ya words are still amatuer
You'll fall with no standin up
Bball you see mannin up
Who do you think you bannin son
But still no disrespect
Copy my rhymes, just write the check
It'll help you win the next round of this contest
Bet

And no, it's not over
words wizzin over ya shoulder
I'll donate a leather coat
cause for you it's gettin colder
People ask how the west was won
QD fell in defeat
and in my hands, You see no guns
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This thread is working out better than the tourney so maybe we can have IA
vote on who they think came the hardest, cleanest, and most consistently? Vote
on anything actually but it's up to everyone else!

[Bballjamal]

yea man rockin a teg now...had to leave ATL for a minute but whats been up? hows your car coming along?

Cars actually about 97% complete! Rebuilt the engine and got all the supension straightened out thanks to a good ass junkyard over here in Palmetto. Only problem now is getting the car to pass emissions and from there I just need to get the fiberglass re-molded on the sides. I installed polyurethane bushings into the control arms and put on a 22mm sway up front and I'm working on getting a 24mm for the rear. Gotta get back into track/autoX events because the car is too hard to get into the 13's with no paycheck coming in now. Hit me on PM's so we don't flood the hell outta this thread!

[NewGen33]

Man I showed up just in time to put a stop to all of these pathetic rhymes
so I wouldn't have to deal with all of you one at a time
all these IA rhymes are weak and pathetic
I'd get better competition in the retard section
i should make all of you pay just to get on my mountain
so you could see what its like to be on my level
getting respect is what i do when i go out and about steeping on fools that talk a lot of mess just like all of you
It's just a shame i didn't come in here quicker to put a stop to all of this IA chatter reading all these rhymes made me think what the hell is the matter
somethings wrong when you have to battle like this
I could think of a million reasons to stop now and let Jamal handle this
but i wouldn't be right to come to a fight and use no fist
so i'll end this quick with...

I'll put you all in a line then have QD come suck some dick.

My first time ever doing this hope I didn't offend any one and QD I got a lot of respect for you. Happy battling.

[nolaRyder]

Funny you popped in when I mentioned fool
Somethin you wanna say or is it just an unwritten rule
Battling me is a muthafuccin no-no
Your rhymes are bout as active as the forums on ECMoto
If you think you gonna beat me be ready to take a photo
Cause winners against me are as extinct as the fuccin dodo
My flow is faster than yours even when I'm in slo-mo
And this ain't the real thing, this is just a goddamn promo
I'll sit your ass on the bench as if my name was Hideo Nomo
You're just a fuccin HAN like my muthafucca Solo
You sittin around looking Dazed and Confused
Wishin you hadn't stepped in cuz you're just gettin abused
Cuz you're on board the USS QD for a cruise
To get your ass beat down and your ego bruised
I don't wanna put too much emphasis
While I empty this
Rhyme down your ear cuz I know you will envy this
So grab a chair, some paper a pen and take notes
Cuz not only do I break hearts, I break hopes
And dreams
Sometimes I'm not what I seem
And if you were a real MC, you'd know what I mean
Only thing you've broke is the record for most losses
And salad tosses
And after all is said and done, you'll know who the boss is
So now that we all know I came in and stomped this
And I know that I got what I set out to accomplish
By making you realize that you made the wrong wish

I'm out, homey. Later, QD.

you came worse this time, what happened QD
stumbling fumbling trying to out do me
oh i know you couldnt resist, you had tried to snap back
well like i told you already i'm here to blast back

not taking names not sparing ya feelings
i'll have ya ass shook like barry sanders was in this
you weak brah, who told you that you had tight flows
referencing muthafuckers like Hideo Nomo
ok, yea, no doubt, he's had a great career
better than i can say for you during this rhyming fest here
talking bout you break this and you break that
bitch, i'd break ya neck and call it a rap
watch ya skurm and wiggle around on the floor
people might think you just caught the holy ghost
looking up at me while my eyes locked down
then i drop that mic on that fake cardboard crown
yea, that one you flaunted when you claim you the greatest
last time i looked you wasnt ali, playa
matter a fake i'll throw the towel in for ya
before you end up the ghost and not the hunta
tryin to come off like you a fuckin boxa
i'm dangling ya gloves and laughing at cha, coward

it's officially ova, i took ya pen from ya
and dont come back crying askin me to return it to ya
cuz i'm thru, its finished, no more of this back and forth shit
time to tally up the votes and let the other people spit.

and new gen, i just couldnt resist
you easy dawg, like the plastic chick under ya matress
if you really wanna battle, well the class session been begun
dont worry about offending just come correct with yo gun
i really didnt want to get this many lines out just for you
but since i came this far minus as well blaze cuz you pooh
worst of the litter, need a lyrics litter box fo yo shit
where pussys, i mean cats like you drop they amateur shit
murdered you in 8 lines, thas 8 lives in feline time...
i'll leave yo 9th life for QD or any other that wanna rhyme.

one.

[.blank cd]

Response to EVERYONE

Nola, Im starin at you in my rearview
you're battling all of these motherfuckers but nobody even hears you
Im gonna bully you like the Saints line
and i'll lyricly destroy you like that hurricane did
but in less time

And QD you need to take that job at QT
so you can have enough money for your mom to finish payin me
Im sick with the rhymes, no doubt you bitches inflicted
your bitches titties is wicked, and that bitch is lickin my dickhead
Come at me again cause right now you're standin alone
im out in the zone im'a take you back to your retirement home

NewGen33 dude you're not a real MC
Youre rhymes is dial-up and i just fucked you up w/ my hi-speed
you think the words you spit could somehow speak the truth
but look back through this thread bitch, nobody even invited you

Im done with you clowns, youre soft
fuck it, im gonna let home girl b-ball jamall finish yall off

[Dudeman]

[NewGen33]

Nola step right when you
speak out your mouth, I'll
take my so called last life
and stomp your ass out. I
brought some paper to
take some notes but i couldn't
get any man, all your rhymes
were a joke. You said you
murdered me well I've come
back from the dead to put
your head on a platter, cooked
and stuffed so I'll be well fed.
The rhymes you just spit were
novice at best, next time get
a dictionary and expand your
vocabulary a bit.

Blank Cd the thread says anyone
so put your panties back on and
take your ass home. I might not
be a real MC but I got enough
rhymes to put you back where you
belong, outside with the rest selling
my dimes. I cant help i intimidate you,
that I make you feel small and weak
that you look like a chump i beat
up last week. Your rhymes make me
sick it's like you got the from doing
a search or some shit. I think I'll end
this with your next in line to suck
some some dick.

SWISHHHHHHHH

[nolaRyder]

Response to EVERYONE

Nola, Im starin at you in my rearview
you're battling all of these motherfuckers but nobody even hears you
Im gonna bully you like the Saints line
and i'll lyricly destroy you like that hurricane did
but in less time

if no one heard me, then why you even respond
your lyrics a hurricane? NO!!!
they couldn't flood your boyfriend's tampon
dude, i gave you props for your one hot line earlier
but jamal already came back and served ya
like i'm about to serve ya, gumbo from my kitchen
lyrics you cant comprehend tryin to figure if i'm dissin
brah you a no name, a nothing, you neva existed
thinking you flowing, well i'm just insisting
insisting you quit cuz no one knows you period

oh and next time, keep my name out ya mouth
and dont steal lines from my sig, just shows you took the weak route.

newgen33, i'm was finished with you since my last rhyme
you get no attention like those j's asking for dimes.

[RandomGuy]

nigga i will piss on yo face
give you a taste
and you be like damn, i'm a turkey
because you baste
my face
with semen
and i be like wow
nigga ka pow
oh Mow
Ze Dong you so strong
wearing yo thong
OMG GONG
the end

peace

one.

[Bballjamal]

lol! Bye round!

[2.0civic]

i think hassan just won

[Bballjamal]

Yea, his 1st round put everyones posts to shame

Back to the drawing boards

[imbosile]

hahhaa

[Humphrizzle]

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...oid=1538056210

[NewGen33]

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fu...oid=1538056210

haha. had to stop watching halfway in. How old is he now 40?

[Humphrizzle]

idk.. i thought he was either 19 or 27.. pretty confusing.. look at his myspace.

http://www.myspace.com/andymilonakis

[NewGen33]

a lot of those comments were weird just like that song.