Buffalo Bob " Put the lotion on!! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF HELL I CAN BRING YOU!!! "

Joe Dirt " Alright brother say it don't spray it see i'm rubbing it.. "


Joe dirt " Alright guys there are 2 rules. Rule #1 I'm #1. Rule #2 Gator is #2"

Fat kid " what's rule number 3"

Joe dirt " come on kid there is no rule number 3 give me a break"

Fat kid " yes there is"

Joe dirt "yeah how about my face in your ass? I mean your ass in my face?"