LMAO!!Originally Posted by Velburg
PINKY: "You need to slow this muthafucka down... you hittin' dem corners too GOTDAMN fast. You almost made me spill my yak on this $200 suit nigga! Git it together baby!
LIMO DRIVER: Yeah whateva m*thafucka
LMAO!!Originally Posted by Velburg
PINKY: "You need to slow this muthafucka down... you hittin' dem corners too GOTDAMN fast. You almost made me spill my yak on this $200 suit nigga! Git it together baby!
LIMO DRIVER: Yeah whateva m*thafucka
"I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."![]()
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				Jules:ENGLISH MUTHAFUCKA! DO YOU SPEAK IT!?
Brett:YES! YES!
Jules: Then what does Marcelus Wallace look like!?
Brett:WHAT!?
Jules:Say what again muthafucka! I dare you! I double dare you! Say what one more time!
Brett:Uh...He's black...
Jules:Go on.
Brett:He's bald...
Jules:...Does he LOOK like a BITCH!?
Brett:WHAT!?
Jules*Bang*I SAID...does he LOOK like a BITCH!?
Brett:NO!
Jules:Then why'd you try to fuck him like one?
Waiting:
- "Welcome to Thunderdome, Bitch!"
- "Carpe DEZ NUTS...God, I can't wait to quit this job!"
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Originally Posted by BABY J
LIRL
i know you love my swagger
OG Black Delegation member
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				Insert="entire movie dialogue".Lucky Number Slevin
i knew it,i'm surrounded by assholes
SNAKES ON A PLANE!!! WE HAVE MUTHAFUCKIN SNAKES ON A MUTHAFUCKIN PLANE!!!!!
Guess where that's from.
Originally Posted by Lucky SC
"DON'T FLOOD THE CAR PICS SECTION WITH YOUR BULLSHITOriginally Posted by Psycho
FORMULA D PICS" SQUAD MEMBER
					
						
					
						
					
				
			
			
			
				"It's good to be the king." - History Of The World: Part 1
David: "you know how i know you're gay?"
Cal: "how?"
David: "youve seen RENT 3 times"
Cal: "being able to appreciate music and dance and doing guys in the ass is not the same thing."
David: "yeah but all three of those things comprise the movie RENT"
Oh Brother Where Art Thou
Pete's Kin lil son - Com'on ya'll we's bout to R-U-N-N-O-F-T
Oh Brother Where Art Thou
"Well isn't this place just a geographical oddity... TWO WEEKS FROM EVERYWHERE!!"
"I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."![]()
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Oh Brother Where Art Thou
Hot Damn, it'z da Soggy Botum Boyz....
"I don't WANT Fop goddamiit I want Dopper Dan!!! I'ma Dopper Dan man!!!!"
"I'm not a gynecologist... but I'll take a look."![]()
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Dodgeball
"Is it necessary? Is it necessary that I drink my own urine? No, but it's steril and I like the taste."
Dodgeball
Patches - Your bout as usefull as a Cock Flavor'd Lollipop.....
Oh Brother Where Art Thou
I sold my soul to the devil to play this here guitar
Sold your soul to the devil, whatcha recon he look like
well most people say that he is believed to be red, with horn and a tail and carry a pitch fork
Nooooooooooo sir
(Well for those who say the movie, you can fill in the blank part, I know you know what goes up ther Baby J.......lol)
You know how I know that you're gay? You listen to Coldplay.
Originally Posted by Lucky SC
"DON'T FLOOD THE CAR PICS SECTION WITH YOUR BULLSHITOriginally Posted by Psycho
FORMULA D PICS" SQUAD MEMBER
					
						
					
						
					
						
					
						
					
						
					
				
			
			 
			
				My funniest movie is by far...'Office Space'
ummm ya.....I am going to have to asked you to come in this weekend mmmmkkk...
My YouTube Channel
Make sure you "like" the videos purdy please.
					
						
					
						
					
				
			
			 
			
				just tune your nos down and you'll run nines
jesse-hey you cant just jump in the ring cause you think you can box
brian-he knows i can box so check it out its like this i lose winner keeps my car but if i win i take the cash and the respect
dom-respect
brian- to some people thats more important
find another way home pizza boy
damn street racers
if you aint outta control you aint in control
from open range
good guy-are you the one who killid my freind ??
bad guy-yea and i enjoy.....
goodguy- boom shoots him in the face
Originally Posted by quickdodge®
Originally Posted by Stretch®
Originally Posted by AllStock
					
				
			
			 
			
				once i remove my blade i can not return in until it has spilled bloooooooooooooood
the 40 year old virgin
Originally Posted by JDM_EK4
I forgot about that one!
Harlod and Kumar's White Castle
Kumar - Hey man I gotta take a piss
(Kumar pissing, Enter Jamie Kennedy)
(Jamie Kennedy pissing)
Kumar - Hey, why did you have to come to this bush
JK - Huh???
Kumar - Com'on dude I mean there's other bushes to go to, why did you have to come to this one
JK - Huh, Is this your bush, this yo forest, you king of forest, huh?
(Jamie Kennedy looks down at Kumars pubes)
JK - Nice pubes
Kumar - Fuck this, I don't feel like getting stabed tonight
					
						
					
						
					
						
					
						
					
						
					
						
					
						
					
						
					
						
					
						
					
				
			
			
			
				u wnt get it unless u see the movie. the girl trying to seel the bracelets for college money and skip say "Ur mom goes to college ~snicker snicker~"