well Alan goodluck to u in school and i hope u do well and come back in full force. but before u leave here are a few key things to remember if ur living on campus/dorm.

#1. when u take a shower wear shower shoes. i have seen people get GangGreen from not wearing them.

#2. go to the doctore and get a dorm shot. it will help to keep u from getting sick.

#3. when taking a **** (being serious) make a NEST & SPLASH GUARD. if u dont know wat these are, a NEST u just take some toilet paper and place on the seat. Now a SPLASH GUARD is just taking a few sheet of toilet paper and placing it in the center of the toilet, this helps keep water from splashing up on ur A$$. lol

#4. bring plenty of toilet paper w/ u! cuz i dont know wat it is about college cafateria food but it makes u **** like a goose, nothing is worse than having to take a sh!t and u dont have any toilet paper.

this rule doesn't apply to liveing on campus, it applys to college as a whole.

The 5Th and final rule.

bring plenty of condoms, cuz college bitches are easy. plain and simple. it's not like high school where every chick is trying to not be a hoe, even thought they're inner hoe is trying to come out. lol

these are my 5 rules about college. i was told about these rules from older friends and i came out of college clean as a whistle, tired as hell from partying every weekend. so as ur older friend i pass them to u!