I know I drank alot of beer, and danced like a white boy trying to dance. I know at one point I was drinking enough to think it a good idea to swim across the pool...thanks to Hardman, I opted against it. Later that night I was found sitting literally 2ft from the fireplace thinking the temperature was just right...until someone pulled my sleeve tight on my arm. Then I realized I was probably cooking myself. I also have found I am SO famous that I made the 2007 NOV/DEC edition of Full Size Bronco magazine...an offroading magazine dedicated to...well...you guessed it. Funny thing is...I own a tiny car that could be crushed beneath every one of those beasts.

My evening was good, though, until military talk started in. I talked military until I said I quit and passed out...