For real...

Yeungling is alright...
Purple Haze is the ****...
Budlight and Coors are my two favorite (hell...pretty much the only...) domestics...
Blue Moon's not bad
Sweetwater 420 and Sweetwater Blue aren't bad
Guinness is good if it's poured right, and you're in the mood for it/want high gravity...

No worries, Alan. I remember when I was a young buck. I thought Corona was the ****....but couldn't ever figure out why I could only drink about 4 (give or take) and then I started feeling more nauseated than buzzed. Then I switched to budlight. Then I switched to coors. Coors has kind of a sweet-beer taste where as budlight has more of that "domestic beer" taste.