Thank god for the west coast...

I won't be going to nopi because

1) I'll be in Auburn 2) getting drunk 3) with btlfed 5) and a cute little female I've been wanting to get hold of for a while named Cecily (of which the name alone is badass) and finally 6) I've been to nopi...been there, done that...I'll do it again, one day, but not right now. Oh...and finally...7) I never got my paycheck for last week, and this week's not looking so hot either because 8) Progressive sucks and bounced a fat-ass check to the shop. So...fuck ALL of ya'll who roll with Progressive...