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[EvasiveEF9]

MY GOD! I hate getting on here and braggin about girls, but JESUS CHRIST I went on another date with that chick last night...

Got to see underneath her shirt. Do any of ya'll know what a chick looks like with NO fat on her upper half, but NOT annorexic? It looks like god's playground; a pure heaven! We're talkin' the stomach was firm, the abs were there, the love handles...were gone...oh my jesus christ I've never seen a body look that damn good!

Plus...not only does she drive a del sol (I may have told ya'll this already) she's building her own motorcycle. She's about to be applying as a model for the "suicide girls" if ya'll have ever heard of them.

My GOD!

But now...alas...my happiness from last night died this morning when I went in for my laser surgery. I got hit 69 times (lucky number, right?) with the damn thing, and every single hit felt like a syringe being jabbed in my foot, and in my hand.

My god, I'm in pain, and I'm going to watch TV instead of part out the integra. Yeah...hurts so bad I don't even wanna mess with a car.

However...I may be back in good spirits cuz I'll see the chick again tonight.

...DAMN what a body.
-PS-Despite her lack of "excess weight" she's still got boobs and an ass, LoL

EDIT: Get your minds outta the gutter...it was just the lower half of the upper half...

[smokeyj]

MY GOD! I hate getting on here and braggin about girls, but JESUS CHRIST I went on another date with that chick last night...

Got underneath her shirt. Do any of ya'll know what a chick looks like with NO fat on her upper half, but NOT annorexic? It looks like god's playground; a pure heaven! We're talkin' the stomach was firm, the abs were there, the love handles...were gone...oh my jesus christ I've never seen a body look that damn good!

Plus...not only does she drive a del sol (I may have told ya'll this already) she's building her own motorcycle. She's about to be applying as a model for the "suicide girls" if ya'll have ever heard of them.

My GOD!

But now...alas...my happiness from last night died this morning when I went in for my laser surgery. I got hit 69 times (lucky number, right?) with the damn thing, and every single hit felt like a syringe being jabbed in my foot, and in my hand.

My god, I'm in pain, and I'm going to watch TV instead of part out the integra. Yeah...hurts so bad I don't even wanna mess with a car.

However...I may be back in good spirits cuz I'll see the chick again tonight.

...DAMN what a body.
-PS-Despite her lack of "excess weight" she's still got boobs and an ass.

Well tonight Take pics and let us see first hand what you are talking about.

[EvasiveEF9]

Hmm...I might can get some decent regular pictures now...

Let me see what I can do.

[EvasiveEF9]

Damnit...while looking for the picture I stumbled across my ex's picture. What the fuck was I thinking when I split with her?

[EvasiveEF9]

Can't really find any good ones at the moment, but last night three of us went out and got in some trouble...so I got some good ones, they're just not up yet.

LoL, what kinda trouble? If you must know...those 18-wheeler run-a-way ramps are NOT meant for cars. Who knew a Talon (I fucking hate this car) would get stuck in 2-feet deep gravel?

Anyways, here's two shots...

[bigdare23]

WTF this thread sucks.

Dont be talking bout this thread! Dont make me ban you from this thread!!!




{hey btlfed, let me borrow your banning stick, pleasssssssssssssssse LOL}

[bigdare23]

MY GOD! I hate getting on here and braggin about girls, but JESUS CHRIST I went on another date with that chick last night...

Got underneath her shirt. Do any of ya'll know what a chick looks like with NO fat on her upper half, but NOT annorexic? It looks like god's playground; a pure heaven! We're talkin' the stomach was firm, the abs were there, the love handles...were gone...oh my jesus christ I've never seen a body look that damn good!

Plus...not only does she drive a del sol (I may have told ya'll this already) she's building her own motorcycle. She's about to be applying as a model for the "suicide girls" if ya'll have ever heard of them.

My GOD!

But now...alas...my happiness from last night died this morning when I went in for my laser surgery. I got hit 69 times (lucky number, right?) with the damn thing, and every single hit felt like a syringe being jabbed in my foot, and in my hand.

My god, I'm in pain, and I'm going to watch TV instead of part out the integra. Yeah...hurts so bad I don't even wanna mess with a car.

However...I may be back in good spirits cuz I'll see the chick again tonight.

...DAMN what a body.
-PS-Despite her lack of "excess weight" she's still got boobs and an ass.

I feel ya, my female is like that! She's short and thick wit it! Never know 120lbs could look so good! I'll post a pic maybe later

[bigdare23]

Damnit...while looking for the picture I stumbled across my ex's picture. What the fuck was I thinking when I split with her?

she could get the penal! :idb:


seriously your a dummy {unless she's a crazy bitch}

[bigdare23]

Can't really find any good ones at the moment, but last night three of us went out and got in some trouble...so I got some good ones, they're just not up yet.

LoL, what kinda trouble? If you must know...those 18-wheeler run-a-way ramps are NOT meant for cars. Who knew a Talon (I fucking hate this car) would get stuck in 2-feet deep gravel?

Anyways, here's two shots...

Nice find! she do look like she have the ability to kick your ass Joker LOL

[EvasiveEF9]

Dont be talking bout this thread! Dont make me ban you from this thread!!!

{hey btlfed, let me borrow your banning stick, pleasssssssssssssssse LOL}

*chants* BAN! BAN! BAN! BAN!

I feel ya, my female is like that! She's short and thick wit it! Never know 120lbs could look so good! I'll post a pic maybe later

Short chicks ftmfw! This girl...i don't know what she weighs, but I can do pushups with her on my back, so probably around 110 or so...

she could get the penal! :idb:
seriously your a dummy {unless she's a crazy bitch}

LoL, yeah, she was fun as hell. Uh...dont' know. I won't lie, the relationship ended cuz I bitched out. It was like 9th grade, or something like, and I was too fucking chicken to kiss her. WTF was I thinking!?!?! I look back, and I'm like "Damnit, Joker..." LoL

Nice find! she do look like she have the ability to kick your ass Joker LOL

Well, her, myself, and a my best female-friend got into it the other night. This chick's in the corps, so she's got a decent idea of how to fight. I've got more experience, though, so I was teaching her some stuff. Granted, I was giving her open shots to take, and telling her how to take them...I had to tap once. Call the paper-cut choke. Basically lock arms around the neck (one front, one back) and turn the blades of your arms in on the throat.

It was funny, though, the father of the best-female-friend came down and was like "Oh, Ben" (I was pinned, and at the time not fighting) "you look like you're just horrified and in COMPLETE discomfort," laughed, and walked off. Couldn't help but give up and LoL.

But yeah. Chick likes bike. Chick is fine as hell. Chick has interest. Got my attention we'll see where it leads. Maybe I can find a chick worth my time...but I'm not investing any thoughts or feelings into it just yet. Hate to sound like a poon, but I'm still a little jacked up from the last relationship.

LoL, I'm drinking beer to kill the pain in my foot.

[EvasiveEF9]

OH SHIT! I'm supposed to go look at that 280 at 5! LoL, I've been drinking beer, and I'm about 5 sheets to the wind! LoL...uh...bad news bears...

[bigdare23]

damn ya'll are dead today!

[THEONE]

any of you going on the mountian run on the 15th?

[AgentEasy]

whos going to the varsity!?!?! w00t i'm gonna make it for the first time.. lol

[bigdare23]

any of you going on the mountian run on the 15th?

a mountain run sound run, but I really need brakes. I dont want to turn a mountain run into a mountain fall.

[bigdare23]

whos going to the varsity!?!?! w00t i'm gonna make it for the first time.. lol

More than likely, I'm going to be there. So your going to be rocking the evo............ I mean lancer?

[EvasiveEF9]

ECU made it to Alan Cox today. Somewhere around noon they're gonna run it through emissions and hope it passes.

If it does, I'll have my car back this weekend, and I may run on the 15th.

If it doesn't...well...my hopes aren't up, anyways, LoL.

[bigdare23]

ECU made it to Alan Cox today. Somewhere around noon they're gonna run it through emissions and hope it passes.

If it does, I'll have my car back this weekend, and I may run on the 15th.

If it doesn't...well...my hopes aren't up, anyways, LoL.

let us know!!!

[EvasiveEF9]

Will do.

By the way, I promised more pix of both the girl and of getting the Talon stuck in the runaway ramp. Notice how much wheel gap there is. The car plained out on the gravel...

[bigdare23]

LOL@the talon

[EvasiveEF9]

I fuckin' hate that car...

[bigdare23]

i guess it's isnt all wheel drive and turbo then LOL

[EvasiveEF9]

Writeup

Runaway ramps. NOT meant for cars.

[bigdare23]

LOL

[BTLFED]

any of you going on the mountian run on the 15th?

Sup y0! I'm not going to be able to make it to that. You going to the Varsity Thursday? If you are then I can finally get those paint guns from you LOL

[bigdare23]

Hey jfrolang, my carpet finially came in today. So I plan on swapping my interior around 11am (right after my test). Hopefully this kid come and get it tomorrow or it would be shipped off on friday to the people who want it from crxcommunity.

[bigdare23]

Sup y0! I'm not going to be able to make it to that. You going to the Varsity Thursday? If you are then I can finally get those paint guns from you LOL

So your going to the varsity? What car your going to be in so I can give you a hug.

[BTLFED]

So your going to the varsity? What car your going to be in so I can give you a hug.

You give me a hug and we're fighting.

[bigdare23]

You give me a hug and we're fighting.

"BIIIIIIIIGGGG HUUUUUUUUUUUUUGG"

[BTLFED]

"BIIIIIIIIGGGG HUUUUUUUUUUUUUGG"

[bigdare23]

LOL













{luckily im in the lab, or this picture war would gotten ugly }

[BTLFED]

LOL

{luckily im in the lab, or this picture war would gotten ugly }

I would win.

[EvasiveEF9]

I would win.

**steals banning stick**

Not so tough anymore, are ya bud?

[BTLFED]

**steals banning stick**

Not so tough anymore, are ya bud?

Bitch you can't steal my ban stick.



Sidenote: I am trying to steal my friend's CRX for the Varsity tomorrow. He said that if his girlfriend doesn't want to go then he is going to ride his bike and he might let me drive his CRX. If not then he is going to drive it.

I hope his girlfriend doesn't want to go.

[EvasiveEF9]

Bitch you can't steal my ban stick.



Sidenote: I am trying to steal my friend's CRX for the Varsity tomorrow. He said that if his girlfriend doesn't want to go then he is going to ride his bike and he might let me drive his CRX. If not then he is going to drive it.

I hope his girlfriend doesn't want to go.

...how many miles of roadway does your rex see per year?

[EvasiveEF9]

EF thread's dead tonight. Where's everyone hiding?

[jfrolang]

toonz is scared.

[EvasiveEF9]

toonz is scared.

I don't think he's really been in here...or at least not spoken to me since him and I had our e-bullying words...

[bigdare23]

I would win.

you would when huh?

[bigdare23]

Btlfed dont make me.............................